无情商的废柴,带着萌宝横扫职场第2章

diertianqingchen,wodingzheheiyanquantiqianbanxiaoshidaodabangongshi。tuanzisihuganzhidaojintiandezhongyaoxing,chuhuyiliaodipeihe,yilushangananjingjingdiwanzhezijidexiaowanju。

bangongqukongwuyiren,zhiyouqingjieayizaicashizhuoyi。

“zheimezaoa?”ayihaoqidikanlekanwohetuanzi。

“jintianyougezhongyaohuiyi,tiqianzhunbeiyixia。”woweixiaozhehuida,jiangtuanzianzhizaigongweipangdejiaoluo。

dakaidiannao,wozhongxinshenshizuowanfajizhaomingdefangankuangjia。zaichenguangzhongzaikanzheifencongmangwanchengdefangan,bujingandaoyizhenxinxu——chuangyishangke,danshujuzhichengmingxianbuzu,zhixingxijiegengshicucao。

“laibujiwanshanle。”wotanlekouqi,zhinengqidaozhaominggengkanzhongchuangyierfeixijie。

tongshimenluxudaolai,kandaowoyijingzaigongweishang,doulvexianjingya。chenyuduanzhekafeizouguolai,yadishengyin:“tingshuoniyaocanyuxinpinfangantaolun?lihaia,diyitianjiudedaozongjianguanzhu。”

wokuxiao:“kenengshifumianguanzhuyeshuobuding。”

jiudianzheng,liweizhunshizouchubangongshi,saoshiyiquan:“suoyouren,huiyishi**。”

wodexinyixiazitidaosangziyan。baoqituanzi,woshenxiyikouqi,genzhedajiazoujinhuiyishi。

zhaomingyijingzuozaizhuweishang,mianqianfangzhedayinchulaidefangan。wozhuyidaotazaimouxieyemianzuolebiaoji,xinligengjiatante。

“kaishiba。”zhaomingkaimenjianshan,“xinchanpintuiguangfangan,shijianjinpo,woxuyaokandaoshizhixingjinzhan。”

liweilvxianfayan:“womentuanduijingguoshenruyanjiu,renweiyinggaijixuyanyongzhiqiandechenggongmoshi,yijishucanshuweizhuda,qiangdiaochanpindechuangxinxing...”

tajiangdetiaoliqingxi,shujuchongfen,xianranshizuolechongfenzhunbei。zhaomingtingzhe,ouerdiantou,danmeitoushizhongweicu。

“bugouxinying。”zhaomingzhijiedaduan,“jingzhengduishouyezaiqiangdiaojishu,womenxuyaochayihua。”

会议室陷入沉默。

turan,zhaomingdemuguangzhuanxiangwo:“linxiao,nizuotiandefangankuangjiawokanle。shuoshuonidexiangfa。”

suoyourendemuguangshunjianjujiaozaiwoshenshang。wonengganjuedaoliweitoulaideshixianjihuyaozaiwoshenshangshaochugedonglai。

baojintuanzi,wozhanqishen:“worenweiwomenkeyicongqingganlianjiedejiaoduqieru。xiandaijiating,youqishishuangzhigongjiatinghedanqinjiating,mianlindezuidatongdianjiushishijianbuzuhezhiliangbugaodepeiban。womendechanpinruguonengjiejuezheigewenti...”

shuodaozheili,tuanzituranyiyiyayadishenchushou,sihuxiangyaochumotouyingpingmu。jigetongshirenbuzhuqingxiao,qifenshaoweihuanhe。

wochenjijixu:“biru,womendezhinengdianfanbaobujinyouyuyuegongneng,hainengtongguoshoujiappyuanchengkongzhi。zheiyiweizhemamazaixiabanlushangjiukeyiqidongzhufan,daojiashifanyizhuhao,shengxiadeshijiankeyipeihaizidushuwanshua。”

wodiaochutiqianzhunbeidejizhangshiyitu:“womenkeyipaisheyixiliewenxinduanpian,zhanshichanpinruheweijiatingchuangzaogengduoyouzhishiguang。tongshiyuqinzileikolhezuo,faqi#peibanshizuihaodeai#huatitiaozhan...”

yueshuoyuetouru,wojihuwangjilejinzhang,jiangzuowansikaodexijieyiyichanshu。tuanziyeyichangpeihe,anjingdiwanzhewodeyijiao,ouerfachuruannuodeninan,fanerweiwodejiangjiezengtianlejifenzhenshigan。

jiangwanhou,huiyishiyipianjijing。wodexinchenlexiaqu——guoranhaishitailixianghualema?

赵明突然鼓掌。

“henyoudongchalidefangan。”tademuguangzhongdaizhezanxu,“tebieshicongdanqinjiatingjiaoduqierudeshijiaohenxinying,nengyinqiqinggangongming。”

wolengzhule,jihubuganxiangxinzijideerduo。

liweiliansebutaihaokan:“zongjian,zheigefangansuiranchuangyibucuo,danzhixingqilainanduhenda。paishechengben、kolhezuofeiyongdouhuiyuanchaoyusuan...”

“chuangyiwujia。”zhaomingdaduanta,“yusuankeyidiaozheng,danhaodechuangyikeyubukeqiu。”tazhuanxiangwo,“linxiao,zheigefanganyounizhuyaofuze,liweixiezhu。yizhouneiwoyaokandaoxiangxifanganhezhixingjihua。”

wojingdaile:“wo...woyigeren?”

“youwentima?”zhaomingtiaomei。

“meiyou!”wolikehuida,xintiaoruleigu,“xiexiezongjianxinren。”

sanhuihou,tongshimenbiaoqinggeyidilikaihuiyishi。chenyutoutouduiwoshuqidamuzhi,liweizemianwubiaoqingdizouguowoshenbian,liuxiayiju:“laiwobangongshiyitang。”

gailaidezonghuilai。wobatuanzianzhihao,shenxiyikouqi,qiaoxiangleliweibangongshidemen。

“请进。”

liweizuozaibangongzhuohou,muguanglengjun:“zuo。”

woyiyanzuoxia,zhunbeijieshoupiping。

“zhidaoweishenmezhaozongjianhuirenkenidefanganma?”tawen,yuqichuhuyiliaodipingjing。

wojinshendihuida:“kenengshiyinweijiaodubijiaoxinying...”

“yinweizongbuzuijinzaiqiangdiao‘renxinghuakeji’dezhanlvefangxiang。”liweizhishizhewo,“nidefanganqiahaoqihelezheigefangxiang。shiyunqi,bushishili。”

wodixiatou:“womingbai。”

“danyunqiyeshishilideyibufen。”liweituranhuafengyizhuan,“jiranzongjianbazheigerenwujiaojini,wojiuhuiquanlizhichi。buguojizhu,ruguogaozale,zerenquanzaini。”

wojingyaditaitou,meixiangdaotahuizheimeshuo。

“yizhoushijianhenjin,nixuyaozujianyigelinshituandui。”liweidijiwoyifenmingdan,“zheijigerennikeyidiaoyong,baokuochenyu。meitianxiabanqianxiangwohuibaojindu。”

jieguomingdan,wozhengzhongdidiantou:“xiexielizongjian,wobuhuirangninshiwangde。”

zouchubangongshi,**zaiqiangshangzhangshuyikouqi。tuanzisihuganzhidaowodeqingxu,yiyiyayadishenchushouyaobaobao。

“baobei,mamajielegedaxiangmuni。”wobaoqituanzi,qingshengshuo,“womenyaojiayoule。”

jiexialaidejitian,wojinrulefengkuanggongzuomoshi。baitianzhaogutuanzidetongshixiediaotuanduigongzuo,wanshanghongshuituanzihoujixuaoyezuofangan。kafeichenglezuijiabanlv,heiyanquanyuelaiyueshen。

rangwoyiwaideshi,tuanduihezuochuhuyiliaodishunli。chenyuzhudongchengdanledabufenwailiangongzuo,qitatongshiyezhujianrenkelewodelingdao。huoxushiyinweikandaolezhaomingduiwodezhichi,huoxushibeiwodepinmingjingshendadong,shenzhikenengshiyinweituanzidecunzairuanhualebangongshidefenwei——meicitaolunxianrujiangjushi,tuanziyiyiyayadeshengyinzongnenghuanheqifen。

zhousixiawu,womenyudaolediyigedananti:yuanbentanhaodeqinzileikolturantijia30%,yuanchaoyusuan。

“zenmeban?linshihuanrendehua,xiaoguokenenghuidazhekou。”chenyuzhouzhemeitoushuo。

tuanduisuoyourendoukanzhewo,dengdaiwodejueding。

wochensipianke:“bu,womenbuhuanren,danyebujieshoutijia。”

“那怎么办?”

“woyanjiuguozheigekol,tazuijinzaichangshizhuanxingzuomuyingchanpindaiyan。”woshuochuzuowanyanjiudechengguo,“womenkeyiti**pinmianfeishiyongquanheweilaidehezuoyouxianquan,zuoweibufenbuchang。”

chenyuyouyu:“zheinengxingma?”

“rangwoshishi。”wobaoqituanzi,“youshihoumamazhijiandeduihuagengrongyilijie。”

guoran,shipintonghuazhong,dangwobaozhetuanziyuduifanggoutong,jiangshuzuoweizhichangmamadebuyiheduichanpindelijieshi,duifangtaidumingxianruanhua。zuizhongwomendachenglexieyi:weichiyuanjia,danzengjiachanpinzengsongheweilaihezuodeyouxianquan。

guaduandianhua,tuanduitongshifenfentoulaijingpeidemuguang。

“tailihailelinxiao!nizenmexiangdaode?”

woxiaolexiao:“zhishijiangxinbixineryi。mamamenzuidongmamamendexuqiu。”

zhouwuxiabanqian,womenzhongyuwanchenglequanbufangan。dangwojianghouhouyidiefanganshujiaojizhaomingshi,shoudouzaiweiweizhandou。

“wanchengle?”zhaomingyouxiejingya,“biyuqizaoleyitian。”

“tuanduijiabanjiadianwanchengde。”woqianxudishuo,meiyoutijizijilianxuaolesangetongxiao。

zhaomingkuaisuliulanfangan,bushidiantou:“henhao,biwoxiangxiangdehaiyaoxiangxi。xiazhouyiwohuixiangzongbuhuibaozheigefangan。”

zouchuzongjianbangongshi,tuanduitongshidouqidaidikanzhewo。

“zongjianhenmanyi。”woxuanbu,“xiexiedajiazheiyizhoudexinku,zhoumohaohaoxiuxiba!”

huanhushengzhong,chenyuzouguolai:“niyexinkule,kannizheiheiyanquan。zhoumohaohaopeituanziba。”

wodiandiantou,xinliquezhidaozhoumobingbunengxiuxi——haiyougengduoxuyaoxuexibuchongdezhishi。

tuizhetuanzizouchubangonglou,xiyangxixia,yuhuisazaiwomenshenshang。tuanzisihuganshoudaowodehaoxinqing,kaixindihuiwuzhexiaoshou。

shoujixiangqi,shiqianfuzhoutaodedianhua。

“tingshuonihuizhichangle?haidaihaizishangban?”tadeyuqizhongdaizhezhiyi,“linxiao,biechengqiangle,daihaizibushineimerongyideshi。ruguoqueqian,wokeyi...”

“wobuqueqian,yebuquenengli。”wopingjingdidaduanta,“xiexieguanxin,danwoguodehenhao。”

guaduandianhua,wobaoqituanzi,qingqingcenglecengtadexiaolian:“bababuxiangxinmamanengzuodaoni。womenyaozhengmingjitakan,haobuhao?”

tuanzigegexiaoqilai,ruanruandexiaoshoumozhewodelian。

neiyike,suoyoudepibeidouyanxiaoyunsan。

zhouyizaochen,wotiqiandaodabangongshi,quefaxianqifenyichang。tongshimenqieqiesiyu,kandaowohoulikesankai。

chenyukuaibuzouguolai,lianseningzhong:“chushile。”

“怎么了?”

“zongbufoulewomendefangan。”tayadishengyin,“shuotaimaoxian,yaoqiuhuiguichuantongfangan。”

wodexinyixiazichendaogudi:“zenmehui?zhaozongjianbushi...”

“zhaozongjianjintianmeilai,tingshuoshengbingle。xianzaishiliweizandaifuze。”

zhengshuozhe,liweizouchubangongshi,mianseyansu:“suoyourenhuiyishi**。”

huiyishang,liweixuanbulezongbudejueding:“xinfanganfengxiantaida,zongbuyaoqiuwomenyanyongchuantongtuiguangmoshi。shijianjinpo,womenxuyaolijidiaozhengfangxiang。”

worenbuzhuzhanqilai:“keshizongjian,zheigefanganshizhaozongjianqinzirenkede,erqiewomenyijingzuolechongfenzhunbei...”

“zongbuyouzongbudekaolv。”liweidaduanwo,yuqilengying,“zhixingminglingba。”

sanhuihou,wodaizuozaigongweishang,wufajieshouzheigejieguo。yizhoudenuli,tuanduidehanshui,jiuzheiyangfuzhudongliu?

chenyuqiaoqiaoguolaianwei:“bietainanguo,zhichangjiushizheiyang。youshihouzaihaochuangyiyedibuguoshangmiandebaoshou。”

danwowufajiuzheiyangfangqi。sikaopianke,wobaoqituanzi,jingzhizouxiangliweibangongshi。

“zongjian,wonenghenintantanma?”

liweitaitou,sihuyuliaodaowohuilai:“ruguoshiguanyufangandeshi,jiububile。”

“qingjiwowufenzhong。”wojianchi。

liweitanlekouqi:“shuoba。”

wojiangtuanzifangzaituishang,zhenchengdikanzheta:“zongjian,wozhidaoninkenengjuedewotailixianghua,danzheigefanganzhendehenyouqianli。xiandaixiaofeizhekewangqingganlianjie,erwomendechanpinzhenghaonengmanzuzheigexuqiu。ruguowomenyizhigushouchuantong,yongyuanwufatupo...”

woshuozheshuozhe,qingxuyouxiejidong,tuanzisihuganzhidao,buandiniudongqilai。woqingqingpaizheta,turanlingguangyixian。

“huozhe,womenkeyizuoyigezhezhongfangan?”wotiyi,“yixiaoguimoshidiankaishi,tongshizhunbeichuantongfanganzuoweibeixuan。zheiyangjimanzulezongbudeanquanxingyaoqiu,younengchangshichuangxin。”

liweichensipianke,biaoqinglveyousongdong:“niyoushenmejutixiangfa?”

“womenkeyixianzuoyigeshejiaomeitiminicampaign,ceshishichangfanying。ruguoxiaoguohao,zaiquanmiantuiguang;ruguoburuyuqi,lijiqiyongbeixuanfangan。”wokuaisushuochuganggangchengxingdexiangfa,“zheiyangchengbenbugao,quenenghuoquzhenshishichangshuju。”

liweijiujiumeiyoushuohua,zhishiruoyousuosidikanzhewohetuanzi。finally,takaikou:“jiniliangtianshijianzhunbeiminicampaignfangan。ruguozongburenke,jiuannishuodeban。”

wojihutiaoqilai:“xiexiezongjian!woyidingbuhuirangninshiwang!”

baozhetuanzizouchubangongshi,worenbuzhuqinleqintadexiaoliandan:“baobei,mamayouyoujihuile!”

jiexialaide48xiaoshi,wojihubumianbuxiu。zhaogutuanzidejianxiquanbuyonglaigongzuo,shenzhilianweinaishidouzaiyongshoujichayueziliao。

zhousanzaochen,wojiangyifenjingmeideminicampaignfanganfangzailiweizhuoshang。

liweizixifanyue,lianshangkanbuchubiaoqing。finally,tataitou:“wohuibazheifenfanganhechuantongfanganyiqitijiaozongbu,youtamenjueding。”

dengdaijieguodeneitiangewaimanzhang。meicidianhuaxiangqi,wodouhuixintiaojiasu。tuanzisihuyeganshoudaowodejinzhang,yichangguaiqiaodizijiwanshua。

xiawusandian,liweituranzouchubangongshi,lianshangdaizhenandedeweixiao:“zongbutongguoleminicampaignfangan。”

tuanduidunshihuanhuqilai。chenyuxingfendipaiwodejian:“taibangle!nizuodaole!”

wobaojintuanzi,yankuangshirun:“shiwomenzuodaole。”

campaignzhunbeijinluomigudizhankai。wogengjiamangliu,dantuanduipeihemoqi,yiqiejinzhanshunli。lingrenyiwaideshi,liweidetaidumingxianzhuanbian,kaishizhenzhengzhichizheigexiangmu,shenzhitigonglexuduobaoguijianyi。

zhouwuxiawu,womenpaishediyizhixuanchuanduanpian。changjingshezhiweidanqinmamayuhaiziderichangshenghuo,woyiwaibeituijianchuyanmamajiaose——yinwei“zhenshigangengqiang”。

baozhetuanzizhanzaijingtouqian,wojiangshuzhezijidegushi,suiranbushizhenshijingli,danqingganshixiangtongde。shuodaodongqingchu,tuanzituranshenshoucaquwolianshangdeleishui,ruanruandihanleyisheng“mama”。

daoyanjingxidihanting:“taibangle!zheigejingtouzhenshijile!jiuyongtazuoweiduanpianjiewei!”

campaignshangxianneitian,zhenggetuanduijinzhangdijianceshuju。yikaishifanxiangpingping,wodexinjianjianchenxiaqu。nandaozhendecuolema?

turan,chenyudajiaoqilai:“kuaikan!zhuanfaliangkaishibaozeng!”

yuanlai,yigezhimingyuerbozhuzhuanfalewomendeshipin,peiwen:“zheicaishizhenzhengdongmamadechanpin!”suihou,gengduoqinzileikoljiaruzhuanfaxinglie,#peibanshizuihaodeai#huatixunsupanshengzhiresoubang。

duanduansanxiaoshi,shipinbofangliangtupobaiwan,chanpinyuyueliangdafuzengzhang。

tuanduifeitengle。tongshimenfenfenxiangwozhuhe,liweiyenandediluchulezanxudexiaorong。

xiabanshi,zhaomingturanchuxianzaibangongshi——tabingyuguilaidiyijianshijiushilaizhaowo。

“zuodehenhao,linxiao。”tazhenchengdishuo,“zongbufeichangmanyi,juedingquanmiancaiyongnidefangan,bingjiyuewaiyusuan。”

wojidongdeshuobuchuhua,zhinengbuduandiantou。

“haiyou,”zhaomingweixiaozheshuo,“jianyunizheigexiangmudechusebiaoxian,gongsijuedingzhengshipizhunnidaihaizishangbandeshenqing,bingkaolvjiangqizuoweiyixiangteshufulituiguang。”

baozhetuanzizouchubangonglou,yekonggewaimingliang。worenbuzhuhengqigelai,tuanziyekaixindihuiwuzhexiaoshou。

shoujixiangqi,shizhoutaofalaidexiaoxi:“kandaonizuodeguanggaole,meixiangdaonizhendezuodaole...”

womeiyouhuifu,zhishibashoujifanghuikoudai,baoqituanzizhuanlegequan。

“baobei,womenzuodaole!”woxiaozhe,yanleiquezhibuzhudiliuxialai,“zheizhishikaishi,mamahuiyuelaiyuehaode!”

huidaogongyu,wojixiaoyudashipindianhuafenxianghaoxiaoxi。taxingfendijianjiao:“taibangle!wojiuzhidaoninengxing!jinwanbixuqingzhu!”

zhengshuozhe,menlingturanxiangqi。woyihuodiqukaimen,quekandaozhoutaozhanzaimenwai,shoulinazheyigeliwuhe。

“jituanzide。”tayouxiebuzirandishuo,“yegongxini...shiyeyoucheng。”

wojingyadijieguoliwu:“xiexie。”

“woneng...jinlaizuozuoma?”tayouyudiwen。

wokanlekanshouzhongdetuanzi,youkanlekanzhoutao,weiweiyixiao:“jintiantaiwanle,butaifangbian。xiaciba。”

guanshangmen,wozhangshuyikouqi。cengjiheshi,woduomekewangtaderenkehehuitou。danxianzai,wozhidaozijidejiazhibuzaixuyaotarenlaidingyi。

baoqituanzi,woqingshengshuo:“baobei,jizhu,mamakeyijishihaomama,yeshiyouxiudezhichangren。nizhangdahou,yeyaozunzhongmeiyigenulizhuimengderen,haoma?”

tuanzisidongfeidongdidiantou,ruanruandikaozaiwohuaili。

neiyike,wozhidao,woyijingbuzaishineigezibeiqienuodelinxiao。

zhichangmamadezhengcheng,caiganggangkaishi。