第1章
“sushi，nashangzheifenxiushu，gunchuwojinjia！”
chuanyuedaoyijugangshangdiao、hairehuzhedeshitishang，yigexiaobaofuliantongyijuanzhi，pitougailianzazaisuronglianshang！
surongpazaibingliangdedishang，ganjuehunshendouteng。youqiyanhouchu，xiangzhelehuo，yayafabuchusheng。
tataiqitou，bokaidaocaobansanluanzhezhushixiandezhangfa，zhijianyiqunren，yongjizaiguangxianhunandetuwu，jugaolinxiaqiaozheta。
weishouyitiaodahan，shengdeniugaomada、nongmeihujing。neishenjianzirou，baokuodengzhetadeyanexianqiyanshen，rutongyitoushirenxiongshou。
zhidaitayiyanbuhe，bianpuguolainieduantacuiruodebojing。
surongbennengwanghousuolesuo。
jiandaotadedongzuo，dahanpangbiandelaofu，yuefabunai。taqianliangbu，yibajiuzhutatoufa。shilechinaijing，wangmenwaituoqu！
suronghuzhuzijitoufa，fenlixiangyaozhengzha，danzheijushenti，shizaitaishouruole。beiduifangzhuazhutoufa，xianglaoyingzhuoxiaojisiqingsongtiliuqirengchumenwai。
“putong”yisheng，bataguanlegesijiaochaotian！
meilaidejironghexinshentidesurong，xianxiezaicizhongxintoutaizuoren。tamannaodaiwengwengzuoxiang，jicishouchengdimian，dasuanpaqilaigenduifangpinming，junyishibaigaozhong。
baofuhezhijuanbeilaofujianqilai，zaicizazaitalianshang。
duifangshuangshouchayao，heipibaozhegaoquangu，yishuangqianzaishangmiandexiaoyanjingxionghenwubi。
“sannianmeijilaoniangxiayizhidandemeiyongmuji，haiwangxiangsizaiwojinjia，baihuaiwoerdehaomingsheng？pei！yaosigunyuandiansi！jintianjiangnisaodichumen，congcinibuzaishiwojinjiafu！”
“快滚！”
yudahanshengdeyoujifenxiangsidejingshoushaonian，manliankeboxiang，nachutiaobiandan，zuoshiqiaojisurongjiaoqiandimian，chentufeiyang。
“zaibugun，womenhuohuodasini？biedanwuwodagedeqiancheng！”
“kanshenmekan！womenlaojinjiaderenao，nimenyegankan？”
laojinshixinghongdeyan，dengxiangpazaizijialibaqiangkanrenaodecunminmen，nuhou：“meijianguobierenjiaxiuqide？”
fangcaihaipingtoulunzudecunmin，huiliuliusuotoujiawei，sisantaokai。
laojinjiaderen，shizhenxionghanrebuqi！
xianbieshuolaojinshimingchuanshilibaxiangdezhandouli，liantajialianggeerzi，yeshihaoyongdouhen、chadiannaochuguorenmingdeneizhongleixing。
xianzailaodajinzhuhaifadale，toujunhundaotunzhangzhiwei，shoudixiayoujishishangbaihaobing。jushuoxianyazhubu，haiyaojiangnverjiajita！zheibushangganzhehuilaixiuqi？
rujinshidaozhengluan，wuguanchixiang。suiransurongzaoyulingrenxixu，danmeirenganzaijinjiarenmianqianbiaodatongqing。
dangzhequancunrenmian，jinjiarenjiangsurongdiuchujinjia。
guanshangdamenqian，diuxiaehenhenyiju：“kuaigun！likaifengdingcun！yihouzairangwomenzaicunlijiandaoni，jianyicidayici！”
“砰”！
bansuizhongzhongshuaimenbandeshengyin，yizhiwuyunmibu、heichenchendetiankong，huaguojidaoshexingdianguang。qingke，pilizaitoudingzheneryulongzhaxiang，doudayuzhuluolexialai。
suronghuangmangbaxiushuhexiaobaofuhuzaihuaili，zhengzhazhe，chaocunweiyichufeiqidemaowuliangqiangzouqu。
原身是个傻的。
beifujiaxiuqi，yixinxiangzheyitoudiaosizaijinjia，buyuanchuzheigemen。shubuzhiheilexindejinjia，batashishenrengquyediweigou，yebukenengrongrentazangjinjinjiazufen！
tagangchuanyuelai，xiandaideshentishuobudingshaochenghuile。jishiyuanshenzheiyangchanruodeshenti，zaogaodechujing，tayexiangshizhuazhuyigenjiumingdaocao，bunengfangqi。
好死不如赖活着。
yuanshenzheigechou，tajixiale！
zhiyaobusi，yidingbangmangbao！
danxianzai，tashouxiandehuozhe......
yongjinhunshenliqi，zaibaoyulailinzhiqian，pajinyichunengzhefengdangyudedifang。surongyitouzaijincaodui，hunsiguoqu。
buzhishenmeshihou，yiguqingliangyetiguanjinkouzhong。**ladeyanhou，yinweishuifenzirun，shushuangxuduo。
tamanmanzhengkaiyanjing，zhijianyiweihunshenhuipupudelaoapo，zuozaitashenbian。baozhetadetou，zhengzaixiaoxinyiyiweitashui。
pangbianyigeheijiujiudexiaonvhai，shoudepibaogu，chentuoyanjingtebiedaertu，yizhabuzhakanzheta。
jiantazhengyan，sangyindaizhemanmanjingxi，xiaoshouzhichelaoapoyijiao。
“nainai，suyixingle！”
laoapolianshangzhezili，manshiqikusuiyuedaijidecangsanghechouku。qingpaisurongdejian。
“shahaizi，zheishishangmeiyouguobuqudekan！wozhidao，nidieniangguoshi，jializaomeirenle。yihou，genwomenzusunerrenyiqiguoba！youwomenyikoufanchi，jueduibuhuishaoniyikoutanghe！”
surongyanjingyisuan，hongzhongbukandeshuangmu，yongchurelacitongdeyeti。
buzhishitadegandong，haishiyuanshenyouzaideqingxu。
zheiduizusun，shiyuanshenzaifengdingcunjiexiadeshanyin。
zusunliangzaiqinghuangbujiedeshihou，chadianesile。shiyuanshenbahaoburongyiwadaodeyecai，toutoufenjitamenxie。
weici，yuanshenmeishaoaida！
jinzhuhaipiqibaoli。laojinshigengshiyiyanbuhebiandamaerxifu。jishiruci，shanliangdeyuanshenhaishijianbudebierendekunan，jinqisuonengbangzhubinlinjuejingderen。
zhenyingleneijuhua，haorenmeihaobao。
surongmeizigepingpanyuanshensuozuosuowei。takankanzusunliangpopolanlandeyishang，shougulinxundeshenti，bishangyanjingqingqingyaotou。
“bu！fangpopo，nidaizhexiaolanyijinggoujiannanle，wobunengzaiqunimenjiatuoleinimen！”
pazusunliangjianchi，tabuchong。
“dengyuting，woquzhaopulizhengzuozhu！woyoushouyoujiao，wayecaichiyebuhuiesi？”
yiqianyuanshenzaijinjia，gennupuyiban，chengdandabufenjiawubaokuowunong。qufangpopojiawayecai，genyigerenwayecai，meishenmequbie。
zhishijinjiadequeshigeweixie。tazanshiwuchukequ，zhinengquzhaofengdingcunlizhengkankanzenmeshuo？haodaixianzhaogeluojiaodi，yanghaozheixuruodeshenti，cainengxuxutuzhi。
fangpopomolebahunzhuodeyanjiaoyeti。
tazhidaozijizusun，qishibangbushangsurongrenhemang。yaoqingsurongqutamenneigepopolanlandewopeng，xiangdangyurangsurongyihouyigerendingjialihu，yanghuotamenzusun。
zheizaiwairenkanlai，tamenyilaoyixiaojianzhishihouyan**，chenhuodajieyigegukuwuyidenvren。
guersurongjujue，tameiyoujianchi。zhishixiadingjuexin，zaisurongzuikunnandezheiduanshijian，jinlibangbashou。
“wojialihaiaozheguoyecaihuhu。haizi，nixiantangzhexiuxi，huitouwojinisongyiwanguolai，xiaolanzaizheilipeizheni。haohaizi，nikeqianwanbiexiangbukai，ganshashia？”
fangpopobufangxindidingningxiaolankanzhusurong，zheicaiqishenjijizuanchufeiqimaowu。
xiaolanduanlaixiaobanpenqingshui，bapazizailimianrunshi，jiaoganhouxiaoxinyiyicasurongdelianheshou。kanzhetabozishangneidaokepadelehen，buganpengchu，yanjingzhimaoleihua。
“suyi，nihentengma？woqingqingde......bupengnineili。”
surongjingjingtangzhe，dengxiaolanqingjiewanziji，shenchushou。
“xiaolan，baneigexiaobaofudijiwo。”
tayaokankan，jinjiabazijirenlaorenyuan、cuomosanniandanglaohuangniushideerxifuganchumen，jileshenme？