guliangyuantingzhemengyaodehua，lengxiaoyisheng，zhanqishenlai：
“nizhisuoyiyouxianzaidediwei，quanpingwodebangfu。”
“yebuzhidaosheijinideyongqi，ganduiworucishuohua。”
guliangyuancihuayichu，dadianneideyizhongzhanglao，qiqiniutoukanxiangguliangyuan，mianshangdoudaizhebukesiyi！
zheihaishiworenshideneigexiaoshishuma！
舔狗觉醒了？
不确定，再看看。
xiafangdemengyaoyeshiweiweiyileng，tayemeixiangdaoyiguanduitayantingjicongdeguliangyuan，huishuochuzheiyangdehualai。
zheizhongganjuerangtahenbushiying，rangtayouxienaoxiuchengnu：
“guliangyuan，nizheishishenmeyisi！”
“nanicengjingdeenqinglaiweixiewo？”
“wodangchudoushuole，wobuyaoniderenhezizhu，shinizijibuyaomianpi，chanzhewojiwodexiulianziyuan。”
“erqiewoshuoguo，zheixiedongxiweilaiwohuihainide！”
guliangyuancongtaijiezhishangzouxialai，qingqingdiguzhezhang，yibubulaidaolemengyaodemianqian：
“haoyigedayilinrandemengyao。”
“niyaoshizhendebuzaihu，jintianlaizhaowodaoqianganshenme？”
“juwosuozhi，yaochishengdizuijinzaixuanshengnvshiba。”
“benlainishimeizigede，yaochigongsunzhanglaokanzaiwodemianzishang，caijiangnilierulehouxuanmingdan。”
“nishipaxuanjubushang，juedewohaiyouliyongjiazhi，zheicaiqianlaidaoqian。”
“dangranle，qizhonghaiyounibeihoujiazudetuibozhulan。”
“wohaizhidao，wogangxialingtingzhihenimenjiazudelaiwang，nimenmengjiabianlianyezhaokailezuigaohuiyi。”
“huiyineirong，buguoshixiangbanfaruhenengjixubangzhewozheitiaodatuibale。”
“suoyinijiangzijibiaobangdezaiqinggao，yegaibianbuleniyaofandeshishi！”
“yaofan，deyouyaofandetaidu！”
“wotouyicijianyaofan，haiyaodezheimelizhiqizhuangde！”
suizheguliangyuanyijujieyijudehuashuochu，dadianneidunshiyaquewusheng。
yizhongzhanglaoshangxiadaliangzheguliangyuan，sihushidiyicirenshizheigexiaoshishuyiban。
shishuzubaoyou，zheishixiaoshishuzhongyuxingwulema？
mengyaoyingzheguliangyuanzhuozhuodemuguang，mianseyizhenbianhua。
tazhiganjuemianqiandeguliangyuan，wubidemosheng。
taneiyishuangxingmou，sihunengdongchuanrenxinyiban。
queshi，guliangyuansuoshuo，zhengshitaxinzhongsuoxiang。
tabenlaijiudasuanzhe，dengzijichengweishengnvzhihou，bianchediduanleheguliangyuandelaiwang，quzhuiqiutameihaodeshenghuo。
可这能承认吗？
不能！
mengyaozhidao，zijinapachengweishengnv，diweibizhiguliangyuan，haiyaochashangyixie。
danguliangyuandiweisuigao，quezizhidixia，buxixiuxing。
zaitakanlai，taishangshengdizhisuoyiyangzheguliangyuan，buguoshiweilemingsheng，yangyigejixiangwubale。
suirantayezhishizhujidianfeng，ketatianfuqiangheng，weilaijiushiyuanyingzhijing，yebushimeiyoukeneng。
yibaiduonianhou，guliangyuanshouyuanhaojin，tayongyoudeyiqie，douhuihuazuohuijin。erneishideziji，zefenghuazhengmao。
tajuede，tazhidezhuiqiugenghaode！
ketacongmeixiang，huozhebuyuanquxiang，guliangyuanzhisuoyibuxixiuxing，shiyinweiquanbudexinsi，doufangzailetashenshang。
tajintiansuoyongyoudeyiqie，doushiguliangyuanzengyude。
meiyouguliangyuan，nalaidetadejintian！
suiranguliangyuanhuashuoderuciyanzhong，danmengyaoxinzhongdezuishenchu，yijiujuedeguliangyuanhaishicongqianneigetiangou。
xianzaishuozheifanhua，buguoshixiangyongweixiedeshouduan，rangzijihetaqinjinyixieeryi。
xiangzhejijiangdaolaideshengnvpingxuan，mengyaoxindao：
“yeba，linjinshengdidabi，bimianjiewaishengzhi，wozaihetazhouxuanyifan。
daiwochengweishengnvzhihou，bianzaibuxuyaotadebangzhule。”
nianjizhici，mengyaodelianseshunjianbianhua，yanmouzhizhong，yinyinyouleiguangshanshuo，yifuxuanranyuqidemoyang：
“yuanlaizainixinzhong，woyizhijiushizheiyangderenshima？”
“hao，wodongle，wozheijiuzou。”
“huitouwojiutuichuyaochishengdi，jiangniduiwojiazudezizhuyexishufanhai。”
“congjinwanghou，womenzhijianzaiwuguanxi！”
shuozhe，mengyaodeleizhuercongyanjiaohuaguo。
sishixiadingleshenmejuexinyiban，yiranjuerandiniutouliqu。
zaikongkuangdedadianzhizhong，tadebeiyingxiandegewaigudan。
taziranbuxiangtuichushengdi，tasuozuodeyiqie，buguoshiyituiweijinbale。
tajide，youyiciguliangyuanyeshinaolepiqi，tajiushiyongzheizhaoqingyinaniede。
suiranniuguotouqu，mengyaoxinzhongquezaidaojishi：
三
二
一
jiuzaitamoniandaoyishi，guliangyuanguorankaikoule：
“hao，wozaiwangqingfengdengzhenidexiaoxi。”
mengyaoniuguotoulai：“xianzairencuoyijingwan……”
嗯？
mengyaohuashuoyiban，huranfanyingleguolai：“nishuoshenme？”
guliangyuanmeiyoudalimengyao，fanershikanxiangyipangdezhanglao：
“wangzhanglao，zheishihaidemafanniduofeixin。shirizhinei，mengyaoyaoshizuobudao，shengdizenmechulipantu，neinijiuzenmechulimengjia。”
wangzhanglaotingzheguliangyuandezheijuhua，xianshixinzhongyixi，suijiyouyouxiehuyidikanxiangguliangyuan。
xideshi，tazaojiukanmengyaobushunyanle，rujinguliangyuanzhongyuxingwule，keyiduimengjiaxiashoule。
huyideshi，yiwangduimengyaoaidesiquhuolaideguliangyuan，zhendeshedema？
yaozhidao，taishangshengdisuiweizhengdaoshengdi，danduiyupantudechengfa，keshijiqiyanzhongde。
pantushensibushuo，pantusuozaidejiazu，fanyoulinggenzhiren，yeyaoxishushasi。jiazuneidefanren，yehuirangqijueyu。
mayiluguodoudedaduanliutiaotui！
小师叔真舍得吗？
guliangyuanyekanchulewangzhanglaodeyihuo，biaoqingyisu：
“zenme，wozheigeshishushuohuabuguanyongshima！”
王长老忙道不敢：
“xiaoshishushuohuaziranyouyong。”
quedingleguliangyuandexiangfa，tamengranniutoukanxiangmengyao，yandidezhengningyishanerguo！
zheijinian，tazhenshishougouzheigenvrenle！
yiwangzheinvrenyijuhua，guliangyuanbianhuizhihuizhetamenzheixiezhanglaoweimengjiaanqianmahou。
zhongjianshenzhihaizaodaolemengyaoderuma，hemengjiadeqingshi。
yaozhidao，tamenkedoushiyuanyingjibiedeqiangzhe，zaishengdizhongxiuweibuxian，kesuibianyigelinchuqu，kedoushinengdaochujiejiejiedecunzai！
cidengxiuru，zirannanyirenshou。
keyizhiyouzheguliangyuanyazhe，tamenyebuganruhe。
tiankelianjian，xiaoshishuzhongyuxingwuleguolai！
zijixinzhongdezheikoueqi，zhongyunengchule。
qiyuzhanglaojianzhuang，yeshigegemoquancazhang：
“wangzhanglao，niyigerenpandianzichanyouxielei，woyelaizhuni。”
“jiejiejie，woyelai！”
“zhengqiaowozuijinmeishi，yenengpeinizoushangyizao。”
gedazhanglaoyongyuebaoming，bushiduimengyaofachuguaixiao。
kanneimoyang，henbudelimahuobolemengyaoyiban。
kanzheguliangyuanrenzhendebiaoqing，heyizhongzhanglaoyuyaozerenershidemuguang，mengyaodemianseweiweiyouxiecangbai。
怎么会这样？