第一章师弟下山！
“师弟要下山啦！”
“kuaidianlaiwozheili！worangniyouzhehuabuwandeqian，zuimeideniu，gaoaipangshounisuibiantiao，haha......”shuozheihuadeshiershijieliupiaopiao。
daxiaguodiyizuncaishen，shihaojituandongshizhang！
“quququ，nishaolaila，haonanerjiuyinggaibaojiaweiguo！jiangongliye！”zheicishuohuadeshisanshijie，zhangguannanjingshiwanjingyingdedianzhu——lishengnan！
“都给我靠边！”
sishijiefachunahan：“shidi！genwozuobaiyitianshi！jiusifushang，xuanhujishi，duomexiaoyao！”
sishijiebaixueshidaxiaguoheheyoumingdeshenyi！
“weiwei！ganmanei？sheiyebuxugenwoqiang，shidigenwozuijinhu，zaojiushiwodele，wahaha......”
yechenkanzheliaotianqunlibutingshuapingdexiaoxi，zuijiaoluchuyimoxiaoyi，taditoukanzheshouzhongneizhangfanhuangledelaozhaopian。
heibaizhaopianshang，shijiedi8rentoupengtou，chuanzhecumabuyishang，zuochu“v”deshenglishoushi。
那一年，叶尘5岁！
他们都是孤儿！
doushibeilaotoulingdaoziyundaoguanqude！
zuidadedajiezhaomingyue，yezhibiyechendale3suibaneryi！
“哎？怎么回事？”
“shidihaimeixianghaoe，buxubipotae！sheibipotale，chulaoqianle，wodiyigegentameiwan！”
yechenyaozhetou，ai，zheiqunkeaideshijiea！
tade7geshijiezaojiuxiashanle，qiedougongchengmingjiu。
zhiyouta，beilaotouzishezhilejinzhi，buxuxiashan，haiburangwenneijianshi。
zuihouyicishezhidejinzhi，rangyechendegonglisangshi99.98%，rangtapa10jietaijiedoufeijing，zheirangtaguodewubidebiequ。
yechenyeyincizuoshilewuyongfeiwudeminghao。
laotouzishuodezuiduodeyijuhuajiushi：
“xueleyidianpimao，jiuxiangxiashanzhuanggaoshou，wokediubuqineigelian！”
你教的那些还丢脸？
yishu，wudao，xuanshu，fengshui，jianbao......fansuoyingyou，wusuobuyou！
这还丢脸？
neibierenzaojiugaizhaogenmiantiaoshangdiaosige！
xianzaihaole，laotoubuzhidaonagenjincuoluanle，jingranrangyechenxiashanle！
道观里：
aigelaotouba7zhangfanhuangdexinzhisaidaoyechenshouzhong。
叶尘打开一看：
婚书！
而且是七张啊！
得！
yechensajiaojiupao，palaotoufanhui！
嘟嘟！
yechengangpaodaoshanjiaoxia，shoujixiangleqilai：
“shidi！wozaizuibaxiandezhizunvipzongtongtaofangjinijiefengxichen！”
xinxishiershijieliupiaopiaofalaide。
叶尘抿嘴一乐！
benbolebantian，duzihaizhenele。
yechenanzhaoershijiefalaidedizhi，henkuaizhaodaozuibaxianjiulou。
叶尘抬脚往里走。
menkoujigebaoanyilianmieshilanzhuyechen：
“zhanzhu！zheilishiqingzhouzuidadejiuloua，qixingjijiulou！xiaolaodao，niyaohuayuandaobiechuqu！”
yechenmangdao：“wobushihuayuan，wochifanjiqianda。”
lingwaiyigebaoanpiezuizouleguolai：
“ganjingunkai！jintianzheilijiedailiangweidarenwu！qizhongyiweishishihaojituandedongshizhangliuzong！”
“zhenggejiuloudoubeibaoxiale！jintianbujieke！”
叶尘一听笑道：
“buhaiyouyiweidarenwume？jiushiwole，woshishihaojituanliuzongdeshidi。”
“fangpi！wokannishiqiongfengle！jingranganmaochongliuzongdeshidi？”
“liuzongshidaxiaguoshoufu，caibuhuiyounizheiyangdeshidi！”
“zaibuzoukai，jiubanidiuchuqu！”
“shenmeshia？”yigechuanzhexizhuangdejinglizouguolaiwendao。
保安指着叶尘道：
“yigexiaolaodao，xianghuayuanhaimaochongliuzongdeshidi！womenzhengniantazou。”
经理扫了叶尘一眼：
“zenmenengniantazou？zhijiedaduanletui，jiuwanshi！”
“shi！”yiqunbaoanfengyongershang，caoqidiangunjiukaiza！
“manzhe！”yigelengaodeshengyincongbeihouchuanlai。
zhongrenhuitou，jianshiyigegaolengqiaolidenvzizaiyiqunxizhuanggelvdebaobiaocuyongxia，caizhegaogenxiededezouleguolai。
“aiyou！liudazongcai！womenzhengzaiquganyigecangying，yigehunchidecangying。”
nvziwangxiangyechen，huzhangkaishuangbeipuleguoqu：
“shidi！woxiangsinile！”
yechenyepuguoqu，zhengshiershijieliupiaopiao！
yechenbaoqiershijie，xuanzhuanleyiquan！
嗯！
一股香风扑面而来！
ershijiecongyigexiaoyatouzhangchengqingguoqingchengdedameinvla！
美极啦！
周围的人都呆住了！
zhei......meixiangdaozheigechuanzhehuibulajidejiahuo，zhendeshishihaojituanzongcailiupiaopiaodeshidia！
天啦！
保安呆住了！
经理呆住了！
所有人都呆住了！
扑通！
jingliheyizhongbaobiaofenfenguizailiupiaopiaodemianqian：
“liuzong，womencuole，buguo，kanzaiwomenshiweiliuzonganquandefenshang，jiuraoguowomenzheiciba。”
baoanmenshuodao：“liuzong，buguanwomendeshia，shijinglirangwomendaduanyexianshengtuide，shangzhixiapai，budebucong。”
liupiaopiaoditoukanzhejingli：
“nigangcaishuowoshidishicangying？”
jinglizhanzhanjingjing：“shi，shiwoyouyanwuzhu，wo......”
qiahaoyizhicangyingfeiguo，yechenyishenshou，jiangneicangyingniezaishouzhong。
liupiaopiaozhizheneicangying：“nijiwochixiaqu！”
jinglikuzhelian，zhangkaizui，tunleneizhilvdoucangying。
zhouweirenkandezhenqie：zhenchicangyingle！
buguohuogai！shiliyanhuogairuci！
“nimenquandoubuyongganle！”liupiaopiaoyijiaochuaifanlejingliheyizhongbaobiao！
jingliwenting，dangjibianshitanruanzaidishang！
baiwannianxinjiuzheimemeile！
后悔啊！
肠子都悔青了！
醉八仙总统套房里：
liupiaopiaojiyechendaomanlejiu：
“shidi，genershijieganba！”
“nixiangyaosha，shijiejinisha。”
“shizaibuxing，wobawodoujinile！”
叶尘差点喷出来：
“ershijiea，wogangxiashan，xiangqudaxuetiyanyixiashenghuo。”
“shunbiandiaochayixiayejiadangniandeshiqing。”
“meiwenti！”liupiaopiaochongnidikanzheyechen：
“zanmenxiaoshihoukunnan，meishangguodaxue，shijiejinimibuzheigequehan，shidizhangdale，youzijidemubiaoshihaoshi，shijiezhichini，xiangshangshenmedaxue？”
叶尘说道：
“就青州大学吧。”
liupiaopiaosuihoufachuyigeduanxin，ranhoushuodao：
“mingtian，nijiukeyiqubaodao，nishiweiyidetezhaosheng。”
liupiaopiaoyounachuyizhangheikadijiyechen：
“zheizuibaxianjiuloushiwoqixiachanye，zheizhongzhizunheika，zhiyouliangzhang，zheiyizhangshijinide，chiyouzhizunheikaderen，budankeyizhengdiaoshihaojituansuoyoudezijinherenyuan，haikeyisuibianzaiwoqixiarenyidianlixiaofei。”
yechenmangtuicidao：“ershijiea，zheibuhaoba？neiwobuchenglechiruanfandele？”
柳飘飘一拍桌子：
“niershijiederuanfan，jiuniyigerennengchi！wojiujinichi！”
errentuibeihuanzhan，liupiaopiaohedeyunyunhuhu。
yechenbaoqiershijie，zoudaotadefangjianliqu。
liupiaopiaozhengshuidexianghanlinli，shuimengzhongninanzhe：
“shidi，wo，xiangnile......“