yunanwangdahun，taimianshangjiunaochuleqiqiezhengfengdexiaohualai，binkemenzaojiukaishiqieqiesiyule。
youqidaiyunanwanghouyuancongcijifeigoutiaode；
youbaguayunanwangaihuakuibuaiguinvde；
yeyouxixushenjiayinzhenxincuofude；
……
shenjiayinzoudeshihou，tingleyierduo。
yaobushixuyingyingheqinjiusifutietousiyudechangmianguoyuexin，tahaizhenxiangtingxialaihedajiayiqikeguazi。
qianshitaweilequanqinjiusidelianmian，dahunshimeijirenherennankan，renyoutadaizhexuyingyingzaiqianenai。zijizemomorenxiaweiqu，duziqulexinfang。
tasixiazijidelianmian，ganbolejiqinjiusizuoneihuangtangxingshidezhexiubu！
换来啥啦？
huanlaiqinjiusixinhunyejiurangtashoukongfang，rangtachengquanfuxiaohua；
huanlaimanjingdouzhizhiyunanwangyougexucefei，buzhihaiyouyunanwangzhengfei。
呸！
真是蠢到姥姥家了。
jirantameilian，neibierendelianmiandangranyeshicezhila！
congjinwanghou，tianxiarenxiangchiyunanwangfudeshenmegua，tajiuqinziqie！
taqingcheshuludechaozhezuipianpideyigeyuanzizouqu，yipangdexiniangdengdaleshuangyan，wangfeisihubushitouyicilaiwangfule。
xifangbuzhiyuqianshiyibanwuer。
ershenjiayinquezaimeiyouneishidexiyuexinqingle。
kanzhechuangqianlongfenghongzhu，tadeliangengshichenlexiaqu。
“baneiduilazhumiele，diuchuqu！”shenjiayinmianwubiaoqingdao。
xiniangdoulengzhule：“zhei……zheiyangbujilideya。”
shenjiayinlengxiao：“hongzhulimianchanshexiangjiujilile？zheishixiangyaosheiduanzijuesun？”
qianshitayizhichichibunengyouyun，bingyincishoujinzhizhai。
houlaiyinyuanjihuigenzhelaoshixueyi，caizhidaobunengyouyungenbenbushitadewenti，ershizheigexiaoyuanerlizhaomingyongdehongzhuquandouchanleshexiang！
tachangnianzhuzaicidi，jiuerjiuzhijiushangleshenti，yizhiyuhoulaizhendehuaishangcanershi……
xiangdaozhei，shenjiayinyandijiuqinchuyipianxinghong。
tadecaner，tashiyuehuaitaijiusiyishengcaidanxiadecaner，beixuyingyingneige**huohuodongsizaixuedi，haiyaobeiwumiechengshitatouqingdelaideyezhong！
而秦九思呢？
tajiuzaipangbiankanzhezongzhehuzhexuyingying。
“dengdeng，douliuzheba，huitoudoujiwangyesongqu。”shenjiayinhurangailezhuyi。
qinjiusizheizhonggoudongxi，gen“buyunbuyuqueersunmantang”zhenshitaipeile！
xiniangliandoubaile，tahaimeixiaohuawan“hongzhulimianchanshexiang”zheizhongzhaliedexiaoxi，xinwangfeiquehuranyoushuoyaobazheizhongnengduanzijuesundelazhu，jiwangyesongqu？
xinianghuaiyizijigangganghedexijiushijiajiu，fouzezenmedaxiderizili，fanerfaqiemenglaileni？
这里真的是喜房吗？
jintianzhendeshiyunanwangquqinma？
zhendebushishenmesuomingxianchang，chourenyuejiama？
“shenjiayin，nidaodiyouzaifashenmefeng？”
qinjiusituimenjinlaideshihou，jiutingjiantayaobaxinfanglidelazhudouchuimieledabaojitasongqu。
jianzhiyouyicimomingqimiao！
shenjiayinmeixiangdaotajingranhuiguolai，yishijiandoulengzhule——bijing，zheishiqianshiweifashengguodeshi，tayixiameifanyingguolai。
“wobutaixihuanhongzhulideshexiangwei。xiangdaozheixinfangshinimenyunanwangfubuzhide，biancaixihuanshexiangdeyinggaishiwangye，suoyijiumingrendabaolejininsongqu。”
qinjiusiminruizhuadaoletahuazhongdeguanjian。
“shexiang？qingwu，jibenwangcha！daodizenmehuishi！”
shenjiayinbaiyandoufantianshangqule，xiaoshengdigu：“zhuangdejiugenzhendeside。”
“nishuoshenme？”qinjiusilenglideshixianshunjiangualeguolai。
huanleyiqian，tayiyongzheizhongyuqishuohua，shenjiayinbiyaopushangquyibabitiyibaleidigentajieshiqingchu，qiutayuanliangziji。
可现在嘛……
shenjiayinyanboweidong：“taijiziruwo，dianshexianglahaiwo，zheidoubale。yaoshininzainianjiqingqingdishuolongjiulong，wokebuyi！wotangtangxiangfudinv，jiagelongzixiangshenmehua？”
ciyanyichu，sixiajujing。
cuiweizhenjingyouhaipa，chelechetayijiao：“xiaojie……”
raoshishenjiayinzaiweiqu，kebijingruleyunanwangfudemen，xiangzheiyangsipolian，juewuhaochu。
xiniangyehuangmangshangqian：“xinniangziwuhuiwangyele……”
chenxialianlaideqinjiusi，naixinchedihaojin：“dougunchuqu！”
cuiweiputongguidao：“qingwangyeshuzui。wojiaxiaojiejinrixinliweiqu，huilaihoubianduohelejibei，haiqingninmobazuihuafangzaixinshang。”
“滚！”
yankanqinjiusideshiweiyaotuoren，shenjiayinxianyibuzhuaiqilecuiwei，roushengdao：“xianchuquba，guai！”
qinjiusijiantajingyongrucidewenroutaiduquduidaiyigeyahuan，yebukenzhengyanqiaozijiyiyan，mominggandaowohuo。
menyiguan，sixialidoujingxialai。
shenjiayinquetairanziruodiquzhuobianzuoxia，youjizijidaolebeicha，xiaokouxiaokoudiminzhe。
duiqinjiusi，lianyanshendouqianfeng。
qinjiusizhoushendeqiyadidekepa，fangfoliankongqidouningzhile。
tamousechenchendidingzheneigebarenremaolequehaiyiranzidedexiaonvren，yaoyaqiechidao：“shenjiayin……”
shenjiayin“da”difangxiachabei，zhijiedaduanletadehua。
“congqiandouwangyetingwodiediebuxiu，xianglairangwangyeyuwoshuoxieshenme，yeguaiweinande。buru，jinriyiranyouwoxianshuoba。”
qinjiusiejiaoqingjintutuzhitiao。
taqijifanxiao：“hao，nishuo。”
“咱们，和离吧！”
xiaonvrenjiayiruhuo，xiaoyeruhua，keyanshenqueyipianqinglengchengche，bujiansihaocongqiandereqingyuyilian。
qinjiusizhijuedebeirendoutoupolepenlengshui，xinhuoquerubeipolegunyou，chengyishengcuanqisanzhanggao，jihushaohuilizhi！
tanubukeediqianzhushenjiayindexiaba，zhijiebarentileqilai。
“shenjiayin，benwangshinixiangjiajiujia，xianghelijiuhelidewanwuma？”
“和离？你做梦！”
“benwangzheibeizizhiyousangou，meiyouheli！”