“yueer，nizuoyeweihezhangguainimeimei？jiaotazaichaozhongbushaodachenmianqiandiulelianmian，huangjianeibuzheibanbuhe，nishicunxinjiaowairenkanrenaoma？”
wuqingyueyizaojiucaidaotaihouhuizhiwenta，tanachuzaojiuzhunbeihaodeyitaoshuoci：
“muhou，doushierchenbuhao，ninyezhixiaoerchenxingzijizao，zuoyehuangmeishuoerchenbahu，erchenshengqi，zheicaishishoudaleta，wojihuangmeidaoqian，duibuqihuangmei，huangjiexiacihuizhuyide。”
注意不打脸。
wuqingyuezaixinlimomojiashangyiju，mianshangquezuochuyifutongxinjishoudemoyanglai，fangfoshizhenxinhuigai，xuanranruoqi，taiduchengken，kanqilaishizhenxinzhicuo。
zhengshitazheifuzhenxinrencuodemoyang，caigengjiaotaihounaohuo。
“neiniyebugaizhangguainihuangmei！”taihoujiyanlise，“aijiawangriduinidejiaodao，doujinlegouduzima？”
beitaxunchi，wuqingyuerenzhuxindixiangshangquyejizheilaoyaofuliangbazhangdechongdong，zhuangzuorouruowugudemoyang，wangmojingyanshenhousesuoleyixia。
“zhanggongzhuyijingrencuo，taihouniangnianghaixiangruhe？”
mojingyankaikou，lianshangsuiguazhexiao，danxiaoyiweidayandi，yuqizhongyedaizhejifensenleng。
wumingrourenbuzhu，qidao：“rencuojiukeyilema？”
“那不然呢？”
mojingyankanxiangwumingrou，taxiayishidehoutuileyibu，danhaishijiangyingzheshuodao：“tabushoufadehua，nandaobengongzhuzheiliangbazhangbaiailema？”
“shoufa？”mojingyanqingxiaoyisheng，“mingrougongzhushuoxiaole，changyandaoshangxiayahaiyoukepengdeshihou，zimeizhijianyoudanaozhengchaoyenanbimian，zhanggongzhuyijingchengxinrencuo，zheijianshijiuzheimesuanleba。”
shuowan，takanxiangtaihou：“taihouniangniang，ninshuoni？”
mojingyanshengyinbuda，suishixunwen，danqizhongdeburongjujue，renrendounengtingchulai。
taihouliansetieqing，wozheguifeitabashoudeshou，gujiefabai：“mogonggongzheishizaiweixieaijia？”
“不敢。”
xiangbijiaotaihoudejidong，mojingyanyundanfengqing，shenzhilianzuijiaobiaozhundehududouweicenggaibian：“jiushitaihouniangniangyousuobuzhi，zuowanqiansuifuli，chudiaolejizhixiaochongzi，taihouniangniangkeyaozhuyiyixie。”
cihuayichu，taihouhuransongkailebashou。
taxunsudiaozhenghaoyitai，youhuifulewangriligaogaozaishangdehuaguimoyang。
“rujinrulexia，wenchongshenduo，aijiazheilidelejizhongxiyulaidexiangliao，fangwenchongshenhao，denghuiniyuyueerdaixiehuiqu，jinriaijiafale，jiubuliunimenyongshan，huiquba。”
“jiruci，duoxiemuhou，erchenyufujunbianxianhuile。”
diuxiazheijuhua，wuqingyuelazhemojingyanlikai，yikeyemeiduoliu。
tacaizhongshenghuilai，zhenpayigemeikezhizhu，shangqushaletaihou！
dengdaowuqingyuehemojingyandebeiyingwanwanquanquanxiaoshihou，taihouhuranyibajiangmianqianzhuoshangdechabeiquanbusaodaodishang。
“周嬷嬷！”
xianqianzaimenkoudelaomamajinlai，taihouchongzhetashilegeyanse，tahuiyi，chuquleyihuihouhuilai，fushenzaitaihouerbianshuolexieshenme，taihouliansezhouranyinchen，zaicijuqiyigeciping，henhenzazaidishang！
“一群废物！”
jiantaihoufanu，zhoumamajiyouyanlijiandepingtuilezuoyoubinv，zhiliuxiawumingrou。
wumingrouwanfenbuganxin：“muhou，nandaojiuzheimefangguoneige**lema？erchendelianhaoteng！”
taihouxintengdemolemowumingroudexiaoshou，lenghengyisheng：“rouer，bujizaizheiyishi，aijianengnongsixuliuyu，jiunengnongsitadenver！aijiazuoyeanchazaimojingyanfushangderen，quanbeishale，tazaijinggaoaijia。”
shuozhe，tayaoyaqiechi：“wuqingyuezhei**zenhuituranyuneiyanrenguanxizheibanrongqia？”
tajiwuqingyuexinaolezheimeduonian，buyingdangcaishi。
qizhongdaodifashengleshenmebiangu？
“muhou，huibuhuishineixiao**zhidaoleyixiebugaizhidaodeshiqing？”wumingrouxiaoxinyiyidekaikou。
taihoushenseyindu：“buhui，dangniandeshiqingmeirenzhixiao，neifeiwuzennengdezhi？zuijinniqiezaigongzhufuxiuyang，aijiachamingbaizaitinibaochou。”
……
taihoudenuhuowuqingyueyigaibuzhi，tayumojingyanshanglemache，zhunbeihuiqu。
“gonggongdenghuikehaiyoushi？”
“怎么？”
“ruoshimeishidehua，woxianghuitangzhanggongzhufu，yiqinhaizaineibian。”
yiqinshimuhoujitaanpaidebinv，ziyoujiupeizhetayitongqulebugushan，qingtongjiemei，shangyishiweilejiuta，quqiuwumingrouyutaihou，zuihoucansizailiangrenshouzhong。
rujinzhonghuo，weilegenghaodezhuazhumojingyan，tajuedingbanjinqiansuifu，daizheyiqinyiqi。
xiangdaozheili，wuqingyuehuranxiangdaoyixieshiqing，dao：“haogonggong，woshenbianmeiyoushenmenengyongderen，burugonggongdiaojigedongshidejiwo？”
tashishiersuicaihuidejingcheng，neishimuhouyigu，shenbiansihouderenchuleyiqin，doushitaihoubode，zhipadoushiyanxian，yigedoubunengxin。
yuqibeijianshi，tajixiadingjuexintoukaomojingyan，bururangtaderenjianshi，yesuanshiyizhongtoucheng。
zhishaomuqiankanlai，tayumojingyanzhijian，bingwuliyichongtu。
fanzhengtamuqianchulekongyouyigezhanggongzhudemingtouwai，bingwuqitaquanshi，youxiejihuatayemeizhunbeikaishi，jiusuanmojingyanjianshi，yekanbuchulaishenme。
wenyan，mojingyankanxiangwuqingyue。
congmingruta，zirantingdongwuqingyuehualideyisi。
“neijiaopingeranerqusihouniba。”
舞卿月心中一喜。
tazhidaopingeraner，zheiliangrenshimojingyanshenbianyishou**chulaidebinv，jieshilianjiazi。
youzheiliangrengenzaishenbian，tadeanquanjiuyoulebaozhang。
“公公最好了。”
xinlikaixin，wuqingyuebiaoxiandeyeshifenzhijie。
tapudaomojingyanshenshang，zaitameijianzhushazhishangqinleyikou。
budebushuo，mojingyanshengdezhenzhenhaokan，jingchenglizheimeduoerlang，tajiumeiyoujianguoyigebimojingyanhaihaokande，guangshikanzhejiuyangyan。
只可惜是个太监。
wuqingyuedexinliduoshaowanxi。
“zhanggongzhu，bairixuanyinbukequ。”
talizhiqizhuang：“heng，fanzhengjingchengliderendoushuozhanggongzhuxinhenshoula，**bukan，wusuoweile，genghekuangniwoshifuqi，qinyikouzenmele！”
wuqingyuemeixiangdao，tabuguosuikouyishuode“**bukan”，zheisigezidebaoyinglaidetaikuai。
tayumojingyancaixiamachejinlezhanggongzhufu，yidaoxianshouqizhangdeshenyingfeipuerlai——
“zhanggongzhu，ninkesuanhuilaile，mobushiyoulexinhuan，jiuwanglehezhen？”