第2章 同学聚会老婆彻夜不归

jiehunliunian,laopodejiuliangwozaiqingchubuguo。

wohenxihuankanlaopoweixundemoyang,tabaixidelianjiahuibiandehonghongde,yishuangyanjingshuirunrundedingzhewo,helejiudetahuidaidaidikanzhewo,louzhewodebozirangwojitachongbeifengmishui,zheishihoudeshenqingqing,shuohuadeshengyinyeshigewaidemianruan。

shenqingqingxihuanouerzaijiaxiaozhuoyibei,danyezhidaozijijiuliangbujia,congbuzaiwaimianhejiu。

wodingzheshoujipingmushangdezhaopian,zhongjiurenbuzhuchumen,chaozhelinmuchendingweidedidianguoqu。

lingchenyidiandeyewanhenleng,fenghuhudechui,erwocongmangchumen,quelianyijianwaitaodouwanglechuanshang,fengcidewodalegeduosuo,huxidaojinlelengkongqi,rangwozhibuzhukeleqilai。

suoxingjiaodaoleche,shangchelimaguanshangchuanghu,yizhenzhencitongdefeizongsuanshishaoweijilewoyifenchuanxidejihui。

napashibishangyanjing,qizixiaorongyanyanwanzhebiedenanrengebohejiaobeijiudemoyang,zainaohaizhongyuelaiyueqingxi。

houtougansedefaku,yousishiyoushenmedongxiyingshengshengdegengzailitou,fateng,tengdeqidoutubuyunle。

chedaolemudedi,woquemeiyoulaishidechongdongle。

“shifu,dengwodagedianhua。”

wonachushouji,botongleshenqingqingdedianhua。

chengnianrendeshijiele,zaizuihouderizili,woyijingmeiyouduoyudeliqiqudangmianduizhi。

jitaliudianmianzi,yejiwoziji。

liangciwurenjieting,zhidaodisanci,shenqingqingdeshengyincaicongdianhuaneibianchuanguolai。

“nifanbufana!?doushuolewojintianwanshangbuhuiqu,haidadianhuazuoshenme?!”

shenqingqingbunaifandexunchizhewo,shengyinbingleng。

“laopo…nijintianbuhuijia,shiyinweishenme?”

zhishishuochuzheijuhua,jihujiuxiaohaolewoquanshendeliqi。

“fuyan,wobushifanren,niyifushenwenwodejiashishenmeyisi?woqunaerwozuoshenmeshiwodeziyou。”

heshenqingqingrenshishinian,jiehunliunian,wocongweigansheguoshenqingqingdeshenghuo,suoyi,jintianwodehuarangtagandaomaofan。

danshijintian,woyaomaofandaodi。

“danlaoponizheimewanmeihuijia,wodanxinyoushenmeyiwai……”

“xingle,jiusuannisilewodouhuihuodehaohaodi。”

shenqingqingbunaifandedaduanwo。

“yihouzhixujiaowomingzi。”

shenqingqingliaoxiazheijuhuahoujiuguaduanledianhua。

嘟嘟嘟……

wotingzheshoujilichuanlaidemangyin,xinzhongsuanse,menmendenanshou,jihuyaochuanbushangqilai。

“hao,shenqingqing,wozaijiubamenkoujieni,tianheile,yiqihuiquba。”

woxiangzuihoujishenqingqingyicijihui,yaoshitaxianzaigenwohuijia,wojiudangshenmedoumeifashengguo。

“nigenzongwo?fuyan,nizheishiqinfanwodegerenyinsi,nisuanshenmedongxi,youshenmezigeguanwo?zaozhidaonixianzaibiandezheimeexin,woyebuhuixialeyanhenijiehun。”

daanzaiyiliaozhizhong,woduishenqingqingdefanyingbuyiwai。

ruguoshiyiqian,wohaihuiweicinanguo,dishengxiaqidejitadaoqian,qiudeyuanliang。

danshixianzai,womomodiguaduanledianhua,duisijishifudao。

“shifu,songwohuiquba。”

wokaozaihouzuodeshafashangheshangyan,hulvediaosijizhuantoushunjianyanzhongdelianmin。

xianzaidewo,zhixianghaohaodeguowoshengxiademeiyitian,aizhengrangzheigeshijieliujiwoderizibuduole。

……

duziyirenhuijiahou,womeiyouchifan。

feibudetengrangwodakoudehuxidouhuinanshou,yewanqifengle,lengkongqicijideworenbuzhukesou,shenglixingdemaochuliangkeyanlei。

zheixienianlai,yujianzainandeshier,wodoumeifangqiguo,yaozheyayikoujingerwangshangpin。

但是现在,累了……

wodingzhewoshiqiangshangwoheshenqingqingdejiehunzhao,zhaopianshangtameiyoubandianxiaoyi。

shenqingqingbushibuaixiao,zhishiduizhewo,tahenshaoyouhaolianse。

jiehunneitian,woxingfendexiangyaotongtaqingzhuxi;yue,taquehedemingdingdazui,zuilihanleyiyelinmuchendemingzi。

wobenyiwei,jiehunliunian,youlehaizi,shenqingqinghuiwangjitaneigechulian。

kexianzaijiurenyihuilai,tabianjicongcongtieleshangqu。

shentiyouneierwaidetengtongzhemodewokuaitianliangcaimianqiangrushui。

咔哒。

mensuodakaideshengyinrangwoshunjianjingxing。

shenqingqingqianzheqingerdayaodabaidehuilai。

“fuyan,nizhaoguhaohaizi,woxianshuijuele。”shenqingqingwuzhezuidazhehaqian,manlianpijuan。

zheixienian,shenqingqingxianwodahuchaodaota,yizhidougenwofenfangshui,gengbuyunxuwojinrutadefangjian。

chuleoueryouxuyao,tahuizhudongdaowofangli,banwanshibianbulihuixiangyaoduanzanwencundewo,zhuanshenhuifang。

wokanzhetaguanshangfangmen,hetashenshangneitaohuanguodeyifu,minzhezuichun。

“wei,nijintianweishenmeyoumeijiwozuofan!”

womendenverfuqingkanzhezhuomianshangmeiyouretengtengdefancai,bumandehouzhe,shangqianyonglituilewoyiba。

“nishishijieshangzuibuhegedebaba!”

taxianggefennudepaodan,nuqichongchong,muguanglimanshiduiwodezhize。

kecengjingduoshaoci,wozuohaomeiweiyingyangdefancaihongzhetachifan,taquequandoudaozailajitongli?

“qingqing,babazheiliangtianshentibushufu,wodainiquwaimianchihaoma?”

bijingshiwodenver,woqiangrenzheshenshangdetengtong,jinlirangzijishengyinrouhedian。

woqiangchengqishenzi,xiangyaoqianzheqingqingchuquxiaguanzi。

“你别碰我!”