shenshijieyikouqichadianmeishanglai,gangzhunbeitaishoujixuda,shoujiqueshixiangle。nachulaiditouyikan,laidianxianshishi:laopodaren。
jiuxinglaile,fangwenliangheiheixiaoleliangsheng,“biaoge,biaosaolaidianhuale。kuaixiejieba。”
shenshijiedengletayiyan,shenhulekouqibianjieqiledianhua,neishengyinzhuanle180du,shunjianwenroudefangwenliangdouyiweishitingcuole。
“喂,老婆。”
“shijie,niqunaerle?”lijinchendao:“zenmewoyihuigongsinijiubuzaibangongshilile?”
“wozaijiudian,zheibianchuledianshi。”
lijinchenmoleyihuier,erhouwunaidedao:“shiwenrouhewenliangyoureshierleba。”
tiezaitingtongpangbiandefangwenliangyidun,xiayishidedao:“biaosaonandaoyouqianliyan?tazenmehuizhidao。”
xulikanzheshenshijieyouhubiandelianse,lianmangjiangfangwenlianglaleguolai。shenshijiedengletayiyanjixudao:“shi。buguoyijingchuliwanle,woxianzaihuigongsi。”
gualedianhua,fangwenliangturanxiangqileshenme:“duilebiaoge,gangcainigenlinjialezenmetande?tatongyibubaojingle?”
shenshijiedianlediantou:“wojiushuoleyijuhua,‘niyaoshiquedingxiangzaiashigenwodou,neijiujinguanbaojing。’”
yushizheijianshijiuhuankuaidejiejuele。
“biaogejiushibiaoge!”fangwenliangxiaoxixidedao:“biaogechuma,yigedingliang!”
“qu,biepaimapi。”shenshijiebanzhelian:“woxianhuigongsile,nijihaoleyihoubiezaireshi。buranwozhendebuhuizaifangguonimen!”
……
fangwenrouxianshihuijiaxilegezaozhongxindabanyifan,erhouyilubiaochelaidaoletayizhizhuchangdejiuba,fangwenroubenshendezhuanyejiushiyinlexi,shengyinyeshishifendehaoting,zheigeshijiantiankongzhishiweiweideanlexialai。jiubazhongderenhaibingbuduo。
“wenrou,jintianzheimezaojiulaile?”diaojiushiliangyongxiaozhedazhaohu,“shijianhaizao,wojinidaobeishui,nixianzuoyihuierba。”
“buyong。”fangwenroubanzheyizhanglian,“woyaohejiu,jiwozuiliedejiu!”
liangyonglianshangdexiaorongyidun,“zenmelezheishi,sheiyourewomenfangdaxiaojiele?”
fangwenrouyixiangqilinjialedezuilianneijiuhendeyaoyaqiechi,liangyongkanzhefangwenrouneijianbiandelianse,bozisuolesuobianbuduowenle,guaiguaidetifangwenroukailejiu,quebushizuiliedejiu。
fangwenroujieguojiu,xuezheneixiejiejiuxiaochouderenmengdeyiguan。queshichadiantulechulai,mingmingbushizuiliedejiudanzaifangwenroudezuizhongyeshichabuduole。“zailaiyibei。”
“woqu,niyeyouzhedian。”liangyongzhengdaleyan,“nidangzheishibaikaishuini,heqilaizhenshibuyaoming。”
wunaideyaoleyaotou,xinxiangzhefanzhengfangwenroubushihendongjiu,bianyoujitahuanleyizhongdushugengdide,heqilaiweidaoyetingbucuo,yebuhuishenzuiguoqu。
suoxingfangwenroumeiyouhechulaiyudiyibeijiuyousuobutong,haikualejuweidaotingbucuo。jianjiande,jiubarenkaishiduoleqilai。
“meinv,yigerenzaizheihejiujibujimoya。”yidiaoerlangdangderenduanzhejiubeilaidaolefangwenroudepangbianxiaozhediaoxidao,“yaobuyaowolaipeini。”
fangwenrouweimizheyanjingshangxiadaliangta,zuibabuzijuedepieleqilai,yiliandexianqi,“feizhuliunenggunyuandianma?”