第6章 非主流能滚远点吗?

shenshijieyikouqichadianmeishanglai,gangzhunbeitaishoujixuda,shoujiqueshixiangle。nachulaiditouyikan,laidianxianshishi:laopodaren。

jiuxinglaile,fangwenliangheiheixiaoleliangsheng,“biaoge,biaosaolaidianhuale。kuaixiejieba。”

shenshijiedengletayiyan,shenhulekouqibianjieqiledianhua,neishengyinzhuanle180du,shunjianwenroudefangwenliangdouyiweishitingcuole。

“喂,老婆。”

“shijie,niqunaerle?”lijinchendao:“zenmewoyihuigongsinijiubuzaibangongshilile?”

“wozaijiudian,zheibianchuledianshi。”

lijinchenmoleyihuier,erhouwunaidedao:“shiwenrouhewenliangyoureshierleba。”

tiezaitingtongpangbiandefangwenliangyidun,xiayishidedao:“biaosaonandaoyouqianliyan?tazenmehuizhidao。”

xulikanzheshenshijieyouhubiandelianse,lianmangjiangfangwenlianglaleguolai。shenshijiedengletayiyanjixudao:“shi。buguoyijingchuliwanle,woxianzaihuigongsi。”

gualedianhua,fangwenliangturanxiangqileshenme:“duilebiaoge,gangcainigenlinjialezenmetande?tatongyibubaojingle?”

shenshijiedianlediantou:“wojiushuoleyijuhua,‘niyaoshiquedingxiangzaiashigenwodou,neijiujinguanbaojing。’”

yushizheijianshijiuhuankuaidejiejuele。

“biaogejiushibiaoge!”fangwenliangxiaoxixidedao:“biaogechuma,yigedingliang!”

“qu,biepaimapi。”shenshijiebanzhelian:“woxianhuigongsile,nijihaoleyihoubiezaireshi。buranwozhendebuhuizaifangguonimen!”

……

fangwenrouxianshihuijiaxilegezaozhongxindabanyifan,erhouyilubiaochelaidaoletayizhizhuchangdejiuba,fangwenroubenshendezhuanyejiushiyinlexi,shengyinyeshishifendehaoting,zheigeshijiantiankongzhishiweiweideanlexialai。jiubazhongderenhaibingbuduo。

“wenrou,jintianzheimezaojiulaile?”diaojiushiliangyongxiaozhedazhaohu,“shijianhaizao,wojinidaobeishui,nixianzuoyihuierba。”

“buyong。”fangwenroubanzheyizhanglian,“woyaohejiu,jiwozuiliedejiu!”

liangyonglianshangdexiaorongyidun,“zenmelezheishi,sheiyourewomenfangdaxiaojiele?”

fangwenrouyixiangqilinjialedezuilianneijiuhendeyaoyaqiechi,liangyongkanzhefangwenrouneijianbiandelianse,bozisuolesuobianbuduowenle,guaiguaidetifangwenroukailejiu,quebushizuiliedejiu。

fangwenroujieguojiu,xuezheneixiejiejiuxiaochouderenmengdeyiguan。queshichadiantulechulai,mingmingbushizuiliedejiudanzaifangwenroudezuizhongyeshichabuduole。“zailaiyibei。”

“woqu,niyeyouzhedian。”liangyongzhengdaleyan,“nidangzheishibaikaishuini,heqilaizhenshibuyaoming。”

wunaideyaoleyaotou,xinxiangzhefanzhengfangwenroubushihendongjiu,bianyoujitahuanleyizhongdushugengdide,heqilaiweidaoyetingbucuo,yebuhuishenzuiguoqu。

suoxingfangwenroumeiyouhechulaiyudiyibeijiuyousuobutong,haikualejuweidaotingbucuo。jianjiande,jiubarenkaishiduoleqilai。

“meinv,yigerenzaizheihejiujibujimoya。”yidiaoerlangdangderenduanzhejiubeilaidaolefangwenroudepangbianxiaozhediaoxidao,“yaobuyaowolaipeini。”

fangwenrouweimizheyanjingshangxiadaliangta,zuibabuzijuedepieleqilai,yiliandexianqi,“feizhuliunenggunyuandianma?”