第三章 周凉,你什么时候离婚?

disanzhangzhouliang,nishenmeshihoulihun?

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congmenfenglimianwokeyikanjianwaimianfashengdeyiqie。

zhouliangcongshenhoubaozhulefangxia。

tamenyiweiwokanbujianyetingbujian,suoyicaiganzheimesiwujidan。

wotoutoudekanxiangwaimian,cishidewojiuxiangshigedisanzheyiyang,lengyanpangguan,tamenshuohuadeshengyinhenxiao,danshiwohaishitingjianle。

zhouliangshuo:“duibuqixiaxia,wogangcaiweilehunongneigeshazi,zhinengneimezuo。”

e,zhouliangzhongyukenshuoshihuale,zaitaxinzhong,wojiushineigeshazi。

彻头彻尾的傻子。

fangxiarenyouzhouliangbaozhe,“neinixianzaichulaizuoshenme?barenhonghaole?”

“meiyou,danshibuxiangguantale,wozheibushixiangnilema?”zhouliangdeshengyinhezhiqianyiyang,keshiwotingdejipigedadouqilaile,zhenyounia,yiqianzenmebuzhidaozhouliangjiuxiangshicongyoulimianlinchulaidea。

fangxiahengleyisheng,“nimennanrendezuidoushipianrendegui,niganggangshibushiyeherumengzheimeshuode?”

“tacaishizhengshi,wozheimeshuobushiyinggaidema?zenme?nixianzaichicule?”

wosisidewozhemenbashou,tingjianzheijuhuadeshihouhuranyoudianxiangxiao,meixiangdaozhoulianghaishigehenlengjingdezhanan。

wobuzhidaotamenzaiwaimianyoushuolexieshenme,houlaijiukanzhetamenbantuibanjiudequleciwo。

neigewoshidangchushuohaoleshiliujiwomenweilaihaizizhude。

xianzaijingranchengletamengouhededifang。

woganjuehunshendexueyefengkuangniliu,shoujiaobinglengdebutingshihuanle,wochileyigeyaopianzhihou,caituozhechenzhongdeshentizoudaoleciwodemenkou。

他们竟然没有关门!

zheishiyijingzuoguoduoshaocixiangtongdeshiqinglecaiganzheimedadana?

congmenfenglimian,wokanjianzhouliangyazailefangxiadeshenshang。

“zhouliang,niganggangcaiherumengzaiyiqide,nihaiyoujinglima?”fangxiasajiaodeshengyinchuanchulai。

“zenme?duiwozheimemeiyouxinxina?”zhouliangqingxiaoyisheng。

fangxiagouzhunanrendebozi,“bushi,wojiushixianmu,pingshenmerumengkeyiguangmingzhengdadehenizaiyiqi。”

“womenzheiyangbushihenhaoma?zhiqiannibushishuohenxihuanzheiyang?”zhouliangzhejidechezheyaodai。

wozhidao,ganggangzhouliangzaiwozheilichilekui,xianzaikendingrenbulele。

danshiwomeixiangdaotajingranzheimezheji,zaiwodeyanpizidixiajiunengzuochuzheizhongshiqing。

wokanjianfangxiakaishiliaobozhouliang,tadongqingdepengzhenanrendelianjia,chuanzheheisideshuangtuigouzhenanrendeyaoshen,“zhouliangniyezhidaowoxihuanni,neinishenmeshihoucainengquwoa?woxiangdangnidelaopo,buxiangjixudangnideqingrenle。”

zhouliangchuanzhecuqi,“yaobushitayouqian,wozaojiuyijiaochuaile,danshixianzaitadeqianhaimeiyounongdaoshou,haibunenghetasipolian,nibiewangle,nidemingpaibaobao,jinzihexiandinglifudoushihuadezhourumengdeqian,meiyouta,ninengguoshangxianzaizheimefuyudeshenghuo?”

wotingjianzheijuhuadeshihou,tongkongzhouranjinsuo。

weileganjizhouliangduiwodezhaogu,womeigeyuedouhuijizhouliangshiwanlinghuaqian,meicitadouhuituituo,wohaikaixindehefangxiafenxiang,zhouliangzhendeshigehaonanren,congweijiyuguowodejinqian。

danshiwoxianzaicaizhidao,tanalishibujiyu,fenmingjiushibenzhewodeqianlaide!

fangxiahaizaibainongfengzi,“neinijiuhexiaziguoyibeizi?”

“hehe。”zhoulianglengxiaoyisheng,“woyoubushishazi,yigefeiwuyoushenmezhidewoliuliande?woyaodeshitagujiadequanbu!”

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“shenmeyisi?”fangxiayihuodewen。

zhouliangniezhefangxiadelian,biaoqingwubizhengning,“xianzaiwoyijingchengweigujiayanzhongdehaonvxule,tamendouhenganjiwozhaogutamendenver,zhourumengshidushengnv,nishuotayaoshichudianyiwai......neigujialaoliangkoukendinghuibagujiacaichanjiaojiwodalide,daoshihougujiadeqiandoushiwode,womenlianggejiukeyiyongyuanzaiyiqile。”

“zhouliang,meixiangdaonizheimehuai......”fangxiatingwan,huangrandawu。

zhouliangbaozhunvrendeyaoshen,“nvrenbuhuainanrenbuai,yaoburanwomenlianggezenmehuigunzaiyiqi?”

fangxiasajiaodechuidazhouliangdexiongtang,“meixiangdaoniweiwomendeaiqingzuolezheimeduoshiqing,nizenmebuzaodiangaosuwo?zheiyangwoyekeyibangbangni。”

zhouliangwenzhufangxiadelianjia,“nizhixuyaomanzuwozheifangmiandeyaoqiujiuxingle。”

“taoyan。”fangxiajiansousoudehan。

tingjianzhouliangdeshuoci,wodanaohongdeyisheng,yipiankongbai。

woganjuezhoushendekongqihuranxiboqilai,woyijingmeiyoubanfahuxile。

ta......shizhendebuaiwo,congshizhizhongdoumeiyouaiguowo,zaizhouliangyanzhong,wojiushigeyouqiandeshazi,wohaishahuhudenazhezijideqianbangzhetayangxiaosan。

wochaonongdexiaoxiao,gurumeng,nishizhendechun,jingranbeiyigenanrenshuadetuantuanzhuan!

shenzhicikewokaishihusiluanxiang,zuoyigexiaziyetinghaode,qimakeyizidongpingbihenduodongxi。

我恐怕真的疯了。

被周凉逼疯了。

yigefengzishenmeshiqingdoukeyizuochulaide,baokuo......shalezheiduigounannv。

budui......shasitamenzhiqianwohaiyougengzhongyaodeshiqingyaozuo......

jiurangzhouliangzheimesileduomeiyisia,woyaorangtatongyangganshoudaowodetongku,yaobiwotengshangyibaibeiyiqianbei!

tamenyifudoutuole,wokuangdangyishengbabeizishuaizailedishang。

tamenhedeyijiling,youqishizhouliangganjincongchuangshangdantiaoqilai。

wojiuzheiyangdalaladetuikaimen,zhanzaitamenyanqian。

fangxiayishanbuzheng,zheiyikewokanjiantayanlidekongju,haiyouyisisibuyichajuede**。

**?

怎么会有**?

eyedui,cishifangxiayiqingrendeshenfendengtangrushi,zaiwodeyanpizidixiahezhoulianggoudazaiyiqi,queshiting**de。

“mengmeng?”zhoulianglianyifudoumeilaidejichuan,xinxudehanleyishengwodemingzi。

“zhouliang,wokele,ganggangjiaonimeiyoutingjian,wojiuguolaizhaonile,nizaiciwozuoshenme?”woyijiushuangyanwuguangdekanzhetamen。

zhouliangshitandekanzhewo,“mengmeng,nitingjianshenmelema?”

“wohaoxiangtingjianlenvrendeshengyin,zhouliang,fangjianliyounvrenma?”woshenshoukaishizaikongqizhongluanmo。

zhouliangjinzhangdetuntunkoushui,“mei,mengmengshibushitingcuole?”

“shima?”wozhuangchuyifubuxiangxindeyangzi,cengzhedibanyouchaozheqianmianmaileliangbu。

zhiyaowozuozaichuangshangjiunengpengdaofangxiale。

wokanjianfangxiangtangzaichuangshang,yidongbugandong,sisidedingzhewo,buzhidaotaxianzaishibushiganjuehen**ni?

wodeshuangshoukaishichaozheqianmianmoqu。