linchuxiudechegangzaibaijingjiudianmenkoutingxia，shoujijiuxiangleqilai。
guimixuxiaoxiaodeshengyinjidongerxingfen：“xiuxiu！zhouchixushibushihuiguole？！”
linchuxiujiangxiachechuang，kanleyiyanchuangwai。
jiudianmenkouweimanlegouzihefensi，zheixierenjihudusilesuoyourukou，taweiweicumei，danshengdao：“wobuzhidao。”
“resoudoubaoyitianle！nijuranbuzhidao？”xuxiaoxiaojihushihouchulaide，“tajichangneizhanglutoutudoukuaizhuanfengle！”
linchuxiuyibiansisuozhezenmejinjiudian，yibianxiaozhehuileyiju：“xudajizhe，nizheishiyaozhuanxingdanggouzile？”
“woyaoshidanggouzi，kendingtiantianzainijiamenkoudunshou！”
linchuxiudanxiao：“neiniyaoshiwangle，tasannianmeihuilaiguole。”
xuxiaoxiaoyadileshengyin：“shuozhende，xiuxiu，jiehunsannian，tiantianduizhechizhananneizhanghuoguoyangmindelian……nijiuzhenmeidongguoxin？”
“池渣男”。
zheigewaihao，haishilaiyuanyuzhouchixushiqisuineinianpaideyibudianying。
neishishaonianpannibuji、siyifangzong，suoyourendoumeixiangdao，wangchengdingjianhaomenzhoujiaweiyidejiebanren，jingranhuichuoxuequyanleyigeyouzouyunannvzhijian、touxinpianqingdelangzi。
sheiyemeixiangdao，tanengpingciyijufengdi。
yinmuneiwaidenanrendouzhangleyishuangkansheidoushenqingdetaohuayan，guxiangjijia、jinguiwushuang、kansiduoqingquezuiweiboqing。
什么叫渣男脸？
周池叙就是教科书。
geng“zha”deshi，zhouchixujinyulequanbuguoshiwanpiao。dianyingpaiwan，tazhuanshenhuixiaozhongdu，qingqingsongsongzhaideshengzhuangyuan，youchuguoshenzao。
zuihoufensimenzhinengzaihuaerjiexinwenzhong，zhuaxinnaogandibuzhuotadezhiyanpianyu。
“zhanan”zhiming，youcigenshendigu。
linchuxiudemuguanglveguochechuangwaizandongderentou，yuqidandan：“xiaoxiao，woyouxihuanderen。”
“shengyouning？”xuxiaoxiaodunleyixia，yuqiweimiao，“tashibucuo，xinjinyingdi，fengtouzhengsheng……dangenchizhananneizhongyaoniebi，zongjuedechaledianshenme。nidaodixihuantashenme？”
林初岫没说话。
“suoyi，”xuxiaoxiaohuafengyizhuan，shitanzhewen，“zhouchixuzheicihuilai……shiyinweilaotaitaibashidashou？”
zhidaocikelinchuxiudeyandicaiyouleyisibodong，danhenkuaijiulianlexialai。
“bushi。”tatingjianzijideshengyingewailengjing，“tahuilai，shihewoqianlihunxieyi。”
电话挂断。
zhuliqiyuekanzheshuixiebutongdejiudianmenkou，manlianjiaoji：“xiujie，zhei……womenzenmeshangqu？”
linchuxiuninglexiamei，banshanghoubotongleyigecongweizhudonglianxiguodehaoma。
jifenzhonghou，baijingjiudiandejinglibulvcongcongdixianshen，bigongbijingdiduilinchuxiugongshen：“furen，qinggenwolai，yuangongtongdaoyijinganpaihaole。”
linchuxiudianlediantoudaoxie，ruofeiwanbudeyi，tajuebuhuidongyong“zhoutaitai”zheigeshenfendailaidetequan。
jingliyinzhetamenqiaowushengxidididadingcengtaofangmenkou。
林初岫抬手叩门。
yixia，liangxia，sanxia……limiansijiwusheng。
zhidaodiwuxia，mencai“kada”yishengkaileyitiaofeng，luchuyizhangjinghuangshicuodenianqinglianpang——shiqunianpingwangjuxiaoyoumingqidecaitianke。
“shei…？！”tashengyinfazhan，kanqinglairenhou，mingxiansongleyikouqi，“…xiujie？”
“shengyouningni？”linchuxiuyuqilengdan，jingzituimenerru。
zheishiyijianhaohuataofang，ketingkongwuyiren，kongqilimimanzheruoyousiwudeyanweihexiangshuiwei。linchuxiushixiansaoguo，jingzhizouxiangjinbidewoshimen。
caitiankegenzaitashenhou，jijijieshi：“xiujieniqianwanbiewuhui！woheyouninggezhendezhishizailiaojuben！doushineixiegouziluanxie！”
linchuxiujiaobuyidun，huimoukanta，qinglinglingdemuguang，lenglengwangguolai，rushuangsaixue：“wuhuishenme？”
caitiankeshunjianyezhu，liansezhanghong。
jiuzaizheishi，woshimenkaile。
shengyouningmantiaosilidizouchulai，gaodatingbadeshenqusuiyiguozaiyijianheisechenshanli，lingkousongsandijiekailiangke，zhenggerensanmandehen。
takandaolinchuxiu，junmeidelianshangzhankaiyimoxiaoyi，shengyinwenrou：“chuxiu，nilaile。”
zheiweibeilinchuxiuyishoucongcantinghouchufajue、wunianneipengzhidianfengdeyingdi，cikeyonglanqieyi，fangfoshenxianfeiwenzhongxinderenbushita。
linchuxiuyuqigongshigongban：“shoushiyixia，wodainichuqu。”
“jiuzhidaoniyoubanfa。”shengyouningdixiao，yuqiqinni。
“youningge！”caitiankehuangle，“neiwozenmeban？xianzaichuqukendinghuibeipaidaode！”
shengyouningshuangshouchadou，yifushibuguanjidemoyang。
xianzaijiudianwaimianhaiweizheyulegouzi，resoushanghaiguazheliangrentongjinyijianfangdefeiwenzhaopian，yaoshizaibeipaidaocongtongyigejiudianchulai，jiugengshuobuqingchule。
linchuxiumeikancaitianke，zhiduizhulidao：“qiyue，nixiandaicai**congbiedetongdaolikai。”
caitiankehaixiangshuoshenme，quebeiqiyuebanqingbanqingdidaililefangjian。
fangmenguanshang，shineidourananjing。
shengyouningdingzhelinchuxiuhaowubiaoqingdecelian，hurankaikou，daizhedianeliedeshitan：“wangshangdefeiwenshizhende。”
林初岫脚步一顿。
“woheta，”tamanmancoujin，yadishengyin，“shuiguole。”
linchuxiumeitouyizhou，lianseyouxiefabai，shibeiexinde。
shengyouningbuzhuodaotaxiweidebianhua，hurandixiaoqilai，daizhedechengdeyuyue：“piannide，woshikaiwanxiaode。”
linchuxiubilebiyan，zaizhengkaishi，yandiyijieleyicengboshuang：“zheizhongwanxiao，yidianyebuhaoxiao。”
tamengdizhuanshen，lakaimenjiuwangwaizou。
shengyouningxinliyihuang，suijiquebeiyizhongqiyidemanzuganqudai。
linchuxiuhaishizaiyide，yueshizaiyi，yueshuomingtaxinliyouta。
tagouqizuijiao，manyouyoudizhuichuqu，shengyintuozhanglediaozi：“chuxiu，nizoumandian，dengdengwo……”
huayinweiluo，zouzaiqianmiandelinchuxiuquexiangshibeidingzhuleban，zhourantingxiajiaobu。
shengyouningxiaozhehuangguoqu，zhengxiangshenshoulata，quejianlinchuxiuzhengyidongbudongdiwangzheqianfang。
tashunzhetadeshixiantaitou——
jiuzaiduimian，yijiantaofangdemenqiahaodakai。
一男一女相继走出。
nanrenshenziqizhangtingba，youshousuiyichazaixikudouli，zuoshouzhengjuzheshoujitiezaierpan，sihuzaitingdianhua。
celianxiantiaoliluofenming，xiaheweilian，zuijiaoqinzheyimowenroudehudu，mouguangshensuisiyuansitan，zhoushensanfazheyizhonghunrantianchengdeyonglanyujingui。
neishijinzaiguzilidefengliuzisi，shiquanneiduoshaonanmingxingjiaojinnaozhiyeyanbuchudebanfenshenyun。
shengyouninglianshangdexiaorongshunjianjiangzhu。
tatingjianshenbianlinchuxiujihuweibukewendixileyikouqi。
neigenanrensiyousuojue，manbujingxinditaiyan，jingzhundijuezhuletamen。
四目相对。
空气骤然凝固。
——周池叙。