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14年前
01年3月2日
“做我女朋友。”
shenjinsizheihuachukou,banjilimafeiteng,tadexiongdichuikoushaodiaokan。
qiaoyimobujiasisuodechaotafanbaiyan,qishenyaozou,quebeitadetonghuodangzhu。
qiaoyimoyixianggaoaoyaomianzi,rangtabeiquanbantongxuedangmiankanhaoxi,zheizhongganjuetahentaoyan。
tazhanzitingba,shuangyanweichuikanxiangshenjinsi,yanshentoulubufuqi,jizhidedanmo。
qiaoyimobushuohua,yangzhetougaoaozhanzhekanta,wangwangdedayanjingqueyouzhepinitianxiajishigan。
zheizhongyanshen,rangshenjinsifeichangbushuang。
tadeyanshenlichongmanduitaxianqi,tadoubuzhidebeizhengshi,takanbuqita,genbenbuxiefangyanli。
shenjinsibuyoudexinlinaohuo,tachengdezhanqishen,gezizhibiqiaoyimogaochuyidian。
tabuzaishineifuwanshibugongdexiaolian,ershiehenhendekanta。
qihongderenlimaanjingxialai,daqibuganchuan。
qiaoyimoyijinglandezaikantayiyan,beiguoshenxunwenkeruipeng:“jingchahaiyaoduojiudao?”
“a?”keruipengyilianmeng,taqianmianzhishiyouxiangfa,queweishijixingdong。
buguochangmianzhentingheren,hunhunlaodadangzhongbiaobaibeiju,lianjujuedehuadoubuxieshuochukou,tingdiumiande,kanshenjinsideyangzishizhenxiangshaleqiaoyimo。
“yinggaijiuyaodaole,wodadianhuawenwen。”keruipengbangmangchehuang,gangnachushoujijiubeishenjinsiyishouduozou。
shoujizhongshuaizaidishang,yijiaocaigexilan。
xiake**bishixiangqi,quemeiyouxueshenglikaijiaoshi,shenzhiqitabandexueshengdoupaoguolaiweizaiwaimian,guanshangzheichu“haoxi”。
shenjinsinaqizhuoshangdekeben,zhongrenyiweitanaoxiuchengnuyaodaren,fenfentiqisangziyan。
tafankanshuye,zixikandiyiyeyonglanseshuibixiexiadezi:qiaoyimo。
shenjinsifangxiakeben,mousehenli,yiziyijudenianchutademingzi:“qiao。yi。mo。”
shashijian,qiaoyimobeitakepadeyanshenhedao,danyushengjulaideyaoqiangbuyunxutaweiju。
tabunaifandezuoxia,zhijiebashenjinsichupengguodeshubenrengjinlajidai,zishizhizhongdoumeishuoyijuhua。
qiaoyimoshizaitaizikuang,xiaodimendoukanbuxiaqu,zhizhetadama:“wodagegennishuohuani,***yabaa!”
jiantahaishibushuohua,xiaodishenshoujiuyaohaotoufazhuaiqilai,shenjinsiqiangxianyibuniezhutadelian。
qiaoyimoshunjiantongkongzhengda,shentihaiweilaidejizuochufankang,shenjinsicoudaotaerpangfangchuhenhua:“xinggebucuo,jiexialaiderizi,wohuimanmanbadiaonideyumao。”
shuowan,shenjinsilikaijiaoshi,weiguandexueshengzijuejitarangdao。
renqunsanqu,keruipengwenlejufeihua:“momo,buyaojinba?”
qiaoyimoxiangshuohua,keyizhangzuijiutengdelihai,shenjinsiliqikezhengoudade。
naozheimeyichu,xiawudekeshimeifashangle,lianshubaodoumeishoushi,dingzhexueshengguaiyidemuguangzhijiehuijia。
qiaoyimokanzhejingzizhongdelian,hongzhongdelihai,nuqicengcengshangzhang,zheibizhangyidingyaotaohuilai!
wanshangqiaofuhuilai,qiaoyimodaizhekouzhaozouchuwoshi。
“nizaijiadaikouzhaoganma?”
“lianshangzhangdoudou,choudehen。”
“qingchunqizhangdoudouhenzhengchang,niwuzhufanerbutouqi,zaishuowodebaobeinverzhangdouyeshizuipiaoliangde,linzhenyizhihua!”qiaofuchongnibaozhuta,xiangtitazhaidiaokouzhao。
qiaoyimolimazhuazhutadeshou,qieruzhuti:“baba,nizhidaoshenjinsima?”
“shenwangdeerzi?”tingdaoshenjinsimingziqiaofuchayi,limayansuzhongshi:“nihezheichouxiaozigaodaoyiqile!?”
qiaoyimohuangmangyaotou:“wodouburenshi,jiushizaixuexiaojingchangtingtongxueshuoqita,youdianhaoqi。”
“takebushigehaoqingnian,nikeqianwanbiehetacheshangguanxi,buranwodasini!”
“baba!”qiaoyimodunshiweiqu,dayanjingshuiwangwangdekuaiyaokuchulaile:“zainiyanli,wodeyanguangjiuneimechajing?nigenbenbulejiewo,nibuaiwo!”
“aiyouyou,wozuiaimomole,zheimedagegunianghaikubizi,nishiyaoxintengsiwoa?”
“neinigenwoshuoshuobei,shenjinsidaodishigeshayangderena?”
qiaofuzuijiaoyipie,buxiedao:“hetabayiyang,jiushigehunzi!buxuewushu,zhengrizaiwaidajianaoshi,zhenshangkandaozheiduifuzidouhaipa!”
“jiushigexiaohunhun,youshenmehaopade,baojinga!”
“nengzhuazaozhuale……henishuoyebumingbai,nihaitaixiaobuyaobeizheixiehuaishiqingwuranle!”
“babaniyepatamena?”
“wo?”qiaofuchibi:“woheshenwangyagenbushiyiluren,baganzidoudabuzhe,yaozhenlunqibei,tahaidebajiewoni!”
qiaoyimosonglekouqi,dasuanzhaidiaokouzhao,rangqiaofukandaotashoudeshang,tongsushenjinsiexing。
qiaofuquehuranwanxideshuodao:“shenjinsiyetingkeliande,benlaibugaishizheiyangderensheng。”
“什么意思?”
“zheixiaozibushishenwangqinshengde,shilajitonglijianhuilaide,gangchushengjiubeidiuqi,shizaicanrena!dangshiyaomeibeishenwangjianhuiqu,zaiheidaohuanjingqinshichengzhang,huanzuobiedeputongzhengchangjiating,haohaojiaoyang,shenjinsiyebuhuishijintianzheifudexing!”
qiaoyimochangranhuifang,turanjuedematadehuataihen,taiduelie,buguotayebeinongshanglian,suanqilaitagengchikui。
dengxiacijiandaoshenjinsihaohaoshuoqingchu,zheishijiuchepingle,yihouyebuyaozaiyouguage。
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次日
suoyourendouyiweiqiaoyimojinglitouyitiandeshi,xiawumeilaixuexiao,zhihouyebuganlaile,ketaquedaizhekouzhaoyirujiwangangshouzoujinjiaoshi,zhezhubanbianliandouyangaibuzhuqichang。
jiandaotalaixuexiao,keruipenghengaoxing,danyoubuhaoyisimiandui,zuotianshizaiqienuo,shoujibeiqiangzouzahuaidoubuganhangyisheng。
qiaoyimoquezhudongkaikou:“ruipeng,nizhidaoshenjinsizainagebanma?”
“7ban。”keruipengxinqingfuza,tagaibuhuiyaobaochouba!
“tajintianyoulaishangkema?”
“neiwobuzhidao。momo,nixiangganmaa?”
“meishi。”qiaoyimodakaikezhuo,chupengdaomaorongdehuowuhechujianruidejiaosheng。
huangsedecangshucuandaowaitou,qiaoyimoshoujingshentiwanghouyang,liandaihoudezhuozigenzheshuaidao。
kandaotazheifuqiutai,tongxuemenbingweitongqing,ershifachujianruicierdechaoxiao。
keruipenglianmangchuaikaicangshu,faxiankezhuolijingranhaiyousansizhi,daweizhenjing。
qiaoyimosesefadou,nulirangzijizhendingzhanqilai,fennuzhiwensuoyouren:“sheigande?”
meirenlita,gezimanggezishi。
“jiexialaiderizi,wohuimanmanbadiaonideyumao。”
shenjinsidehuazaitanaohaizhonghuanrao,zheizhongwuliaoesudezhenggu,fuhetadeshouduan。
guoranerenjiushieren,jibianshenshizaiqicankelian,benzhishibuhuibiande,genbenbuzhidetongqing。
qiaoyimocongbufuruan,qifutadangjijiuyaohaihuiqu,yikeyerenbule。
dezhishenjinsidangtianjingranlaixuexiaoanshishangke,qiaoyimoqiaokeliuchuxuexiao。
bierenyiweiqiaoyimohaipabeishenjinsizhaomafansuoyitaozou,quekandaotazaixiawuzuihouyijiekeshi,tizheyigemabudailengmodechongjin7ban,suodingmubiaoshuaileshangqu。
zheishinaodehenda,zhengdongloudoufeitengle,jishitiaoxiaosherengshenjinsishenshang,zailoucenggegejiaoluorudong。
erzhaoshizhedandinglengmodekanhongfashaonianshangcuanxiatiao,lingdongdeshuangyanchongmanjifengzhushi。
haozaishemeiyoujudu,jiuyaoshangshenjinsiyiren。
qiaoyimoxingweielie,beiqingjiazhang,zheishitaduoniandushushengyali,diyicibeiqingjiazhang。
wulunzenmewentaweihezheiyangzuo,congnanonglaideshe,tajiushibushuo,taidujianjue,burencuo,budaoqian。
zheishizuizhongsixiajiejue,xuexiaoyeweiduiqiaoyimozuochuli,zhishigaojietabuyaozaixiaoneiremafan。
zineizhihou,suoyouxueshengdoupaqiaoyimozheigefengpozi,lideyuanyuande,buganzhaoreta。
gengqihuandeshi,shenjinsizaiyiyuantanglebangeyuehou,zhuanxingle。
tameitiandoulaishangke,linjinfangxuejiuzhanzai1banmenkoudengqiaoyimo,zhunshizhundian。
shenjinsishenmeyebugan,daizheyibangxiaodigenzheta,shibushiyourenjifengjiju。
“shengchenglaideqianjinxiaojie,zougenibaluhaitaodaizi,***jiaoqing!”
taquandangmeitingjian,congbuzhangkoushuohua。
shenjinsizheizhongxingweichixulezhengzhengsangeyue,budabuma,yiqunrenweizaitashenqianshenhoudiaoxi,meizuorenhechugedeshi。
jianchibuxie,yinhunbusan。
haozaizhiyousangeyue,xushishenjinsiwannile,jiucibashou。
dan,xiaoyuanguliyirancunzai。
qiaoyimorendingshizheigehunzijinggaotongxuebuxuhetawan,rangquanxiaoxueshengjitigulita,suoxingrengshexingdongyingxiangda,meirenganduitazuochuguofendeshi。
qiaoyimozaixuexiaoyizhidoumeiyoupengyou,haiyuanyigentashuohuadezhishengkeruipeng,danjiulianzheigeqingmeizhumayeshixiaoxinyiyi。
yixizhijian,renrenzhuipengdexiaohuaqiaoyimo,bianchengbizhibujidefengponiang。
hebulaiderenjiubuyaoyingxiangchu,qiaoyimoyeyougenqiaofushuoguozhuanxue,keshigaoerguoquyiban,linzhenqitaxuexiaohaoshuo,nanjianghaoxuexiaogenbenbushou,cideyoukanbushang。
dadiyeshiguanxibugouying。
riziyitiantiandeyejiuguoqule,fangshujiadeshihouqiaoyimozaimeiguowan,biekantazhizaiguowainianshuyigeduoyue,tashejiaonengliyixianglihai,zhiqianzaineibianchulejigehaopengyou。
qiaoyimozaiguowaimeitianhezhiqiandetongxuechichihehe,wandebuyilehu,huiguohouyoudaonanjiangzhaopengyouwan,haizhenbuxianghuilinzhenshangxue。
kaixueqianyizhou,qiaoyimotingdaoyizezhongbangxiaoxi,tongshizailinzhenyezhakaileguo。
shenjinsifuqinshenwangbeizhua,lianggeyueqiandeshihoujiubeizhuale,rujinpanle***。
duilinzheneryan,shigehaoxiaoxi,shaoleheibangtouzi,chanchuheieshili。
bishideqiaoyimoduishenjiaheqiaojiazhijiandeshiyiwusuozhi,haibumingbaihoulaidefujinsibaofutadezhenzhengyuanyin。