【jiushia，zhubosuanbuchulaijiuchengren，zhuangshachonglengdewuyu】
【bushi，jiuwozongjuedezheinandefanyingbuduima？】
xuyuankanleyandanmu，“xianshuoshuoninvpengyouba，tabazidanbo，mingdinggugua，shangwuqin、xiawugong，tayinggaishigeguer，duima？”
zhangboyuanlianshangdeshenqingyouxiejiangying。
zhangboyuanbukezhixindikanzheshipinduimiandenvren。
tazenmehuizhidaozheixie？bukenengshisuanchulaide，nandao，tarenshiyangqing？
【zhubonisuandezhendui！worenshisiyangyuandenvpengyou，tashiwotongshi，suiranshigeguer，danrenhenhao，xianzaitashizongle，womendouhennanguo】
【youqishitananpengyou，zheiyigeyuejihudouzhuzaijingju，youyihuihaiyundaobeisongdaoleyiyuan，zhuboniqianwanyaobangbangtamena】
章泊远嘴角抽了抽。
“shidezhubo，qingqingshigeguer，danshiwobujieyi，wohenaita，womenshuoguohuiyangyizhigouzaishengyigebaobao……”
“nidangranbujieyi，nizhaodejiushitazheizhongrenbushima？”
【？？】
【主播什么意思？】
“nimeiguguotu，meicuqieluan，xingkuanweiqiao，qiefuqigongshenghengwen，daibiaonizhiqianjieguohun，danshiqiziyijingguoshi，caiyuangongkuan，niqizideguoshiweinidailailecaiyun。”
“bulaoerhuodelaidecaiyunhenhaohuihuoba，nietoujianduan，bushishoucaizhixiang，suoyi，nicaibazhuyidadaolexiayigenvpengyoushenshang，woshuodeduibudui？”
xuyuanyifanhua，shuodezhangboyuanhunshenjiangying，zangzaixiuzizhongdeshouzhibutingzhandou。
【tian！zhuboshishuotaweiqianhailezijinvpengyouma？】
【keshitanvpengyoubushiguer？naliyouqianjita】
【nimeitingshuoguoyouzhongdongxijiaobaoxian……】
“ni、nihushuobadao！”zhangboyuanqiangyaxiaxiangqieduanlianxiandekongju，yishijian，naohaizhongwushugeniantoushanguo。
zhubojiujingshizhensuanchulaide？
haishi，tazhishijingfangderen，guyiyanzheiyichangxizhishiweilezhaziji？
yidingshihouzhe，shijieshangnayourenzhendehuisuanming。
“woshibushihushuobadao，nixinlizuiqingchu，”xuyuankanzheta。
zhangboyuanliansenankanzhiji，lengxiaoyisheng：“wozhaozhubobenlaishijixiwangzaixuanxueshang，danzhubojuranzuzhouwonvpengyousile！haishuowoshixiongshou……taihaoxiaole，wohuigenpingtaijubaoni！”
zhangboyuanshuowan，budengxuyuanhuihuazhijieguaduanlianxian。
xuyuankanzheheixialaidelingwaibanbianzhibojian，yebuzheji：“wozhidaonihaizaipingmuqian，haiyouyijuhuawomeishuowan，nitiancangfahei，jianmenqiseqingan，henkuaijianghuiyoulaoyuzhizai。”
【zhubonishuodeshizhendema？zenmekeneng？yangqingtiantianzaipengyouquanxiuenai，tananpengyouduitazhendetebiehao…】
【yaoshizhendetaikepale，zheinanrenyetaihuiweizhuangle】
【suoyishuo，buhunbuyubaopingan！】
【loushangshacha，zheidouyourenxin？】
danmuyigejieyige，xuyuanyoudenglehuimeidengdaoyourenyaosuanming，jiuxialebo。
“妈的怎么可能！”
zhangboyuankanzhexuyuandezhibojianguanbi，lianseyinchen。
gaisidenvren，sijiusile！haijizijizhaomafan！
tazijishuode，aitaaidaoyuanyiweitaqusi！
taqianleyidabizhai，ruguohaibushangjiuyaobeikanduanshuangshou，suoyi，tajiumanzuletadeyuanwang……
zhangboyuanyanshenyinhan，xiangdaoxuyuandehua，mengdicongyizishangqishen，buguanshizhenshijia，xianchuquduoyiduanshijian，bu，budui，yaoshixianzaiduochuqu，jckendinggenghuaiyi！
gaisi，chadianshanglexiao**dedang。
zhangboyuanhouhuiwubi，zaozhidaobugaijinzhibojian！
haoburongyiqiangpozijilengjingxialai，turanmenwaichuanlaiqiaomensheng，“kaimen，chaotianranqide！”
zhangboyuanfanzaodidakaimen，xiayimiao，“peng”diyishengjudachuaimenshengjiangtachuaidao。
dengzhangboyuanfanyingguolai，renyijingbeidaishangshoukao。
liushilingshiyangqingdetongshi，pingshixiuxideshihoujiuxihuanshuashuazhibodafashijian。
jintianzaixuyuanzhibojian，tingtashuoshizhangboyuanhaisileyangqing，liushilinggenbenbuxin。
bijingyangqingyizhizaigongsixuanyaozijidenanyou，shengbingsongyao，xiayusongsan，jiuliantachuqugengongsituanjianweilejiao，zhangboyuanyeshikaijigexiaoshidecheqinzibatajiehuilai。
zheiyangtitiewenroudenanyou，zaitashizonghoudunshoujingju，shenzhizijiyundaodoubuyuanyilikai，zenmekenengshishahaitadexiongshou？
liushilingcaibuxin，dangxiajianggangcaizaizhibojiankandaodefenxiangjiqitatongshi。
“woqu……liushilingnizheigezhibojianzainashuadaode？zheizhuboyetailihaileba！”
“zenmele？”liushilingbumingsuoyi。
neiweitongshiganjinguolai，jiangzijidepengyouquanjitakan。
“nanziweipiangaoebaofeishahainvyou，nvyouzangshenjuxingyufu，beichuhaiyuminfaxian！muqiansheanrenzhangmouyibeizhuahuo……”
suiranzhaopianbeidalema，danshiliushilinghaishiyiyankanchulaishangmianbeidaishangjingchedejiushizhangboyuan！
“zhei……zheizenmekeneng？”bangexiaoshiqian，tahaizaizhibojiankandaozhangboyuanle。
liushilingturanxiangqizhangboyuanguaduanlianxianhou，xuyuanshuodehua。
tashuozhangboyuanmashanghuiyoulaoyuzhizai，xianzai，taguoranbeizhuale。
tian，zhendehuiyouzheimelingyandezhuboma？
dangji，liushilingmeirenzhujiangzheijianshifashanglexiaolanshu。
……
diertianxuyuanzhunshikaibo。
yinweizhangboyuanbenlaijiuyaobeijingfangzhuahuo，zuotiandezhibotabingmeiyouhuodegongde，danneiyiqiandeguajin，tagenpingtaifenzhanghounadaolewubai。
benyiweiyouyaoxiangzuotianneiyangliaoliaojiren，meixiangdaozheicizhibojiangangkaibo，duanduanbanfenzhong，jiuyouhaojibairenyongru。
什么情况？
xuyuankankan，zijihaoxiangmeishangshenmetuijianweia。
【zheijiushineigetiezilishuodezhibojian？】
【shibushizhendeneimelihaia，liansharenfandounengsuanchulai？】
【buhuibabuhuiba！！xiongdimenhaizhenxina？kendingtuotuodeshijubena，tayaozhenzheimelihaihaiyaojcganshenme，yihoupoanquankaosuanhaole】
【duide，wohuaiyineitiezidoushitamenzijicehuafade，woyiqianyezaizhibogongsiganguo，weileyinliushenmebanfadounengxiangchulai，haiyouneizhongkongbuzhibode，yedoushishixianpailianhaode】
【guantashizhendejiade，wojiuxianglaikankanxinjubenshishenme】
【kanjubenyoushayisi，yihuigejinimenshishita，dianjitouxiangjinwozhibojian】
【楼上666啊！】
……
xuyuankanzhefeikuaishanguodedanmu，tiezi？shenmetiezi？
haibudengtawenqingchu，pingmuzhongyigedahuojianshengkong，dashangderenzhengshigangcaifadanmushuoyaoshishitade‘shiluodeye’。
xuyuandangjijiduifangfaqilianxian，zhibojiandepingmuyifenweier。
duimiandepingmuhuanglehaojimiao，caiyouyigeshencaigaoshou，ranzhehuangmaodeshaonianchuxian。
“dajiahao，woshishiluodeye，yeshiyigedajiabozhu，zhubotingshuonihenlinga，neininengbunengsuansuanwoxiangsuanshenme？”shaonianyikaikoujiudaizhejifendiaoxiao，tashenbianyechuanlaixixisusudexiaosheng。
“duile，niyebieshuowomenqifuni，woyijingbaxiangsuandedouxiezaizhitiaolile，yihuinisuanwanwohuidangzhezhibojianguanzhongdemiandakaizheizhangzhitiao。”shaoniannachuyizhangzhitiaozaimianqianhuanglehuang。
许愿看了他好几秒。
jiuzaishaonianxiangyaoshuohuadeshihou，takaikou：“niyaosuanqinyuan。”
shaonianweiweiyileng，tashenpangdexiaoshengyeyoupiankedeanjing。
【bushiba，kanshiluodeyezheibiaoqing，nandaozhubozhendeshuoduile？】
【zhubozhendeshidashi，wojiushizuotiandefatieren，neigebeizhuazoudeshiwotongshidenanpengyou，zuotianzhubozhibodeshihouwoyezaizhibojian，wangyoumenbuxinkeyizaiwangshangsousuoxinwen】
【qie，sheizhidaonishibushituo？】
danmumendaduoshudoushizhiyi，shaoniankanzhezijizhibojianfeisushangzhangderenqi，xinliyefangxiaxinlai，yedui，kexueshijie，zenmekenengyousuanmingzheizhongxuaneryouxuandedongxi？
zhubokendingshixiamaopengshangsihaozi，caizhongde。
buguowusuowei，fanzhengjiexialaidetabukenengcaizhong。
shaonianpiepiezui，“xingbazhubo，suannicaiduile，woshigeguer，woxiangzhaonisuansuanwoqinshengfumushishei，ninengsuanma？”