第四章 苏云的自曝

“啊?”

xiaoliturandeyijuhua,zhijiejiangxianchangdesuoyourendangchangmengbi。

jiulianzheibianganggangjieshiqingsonglekouqidesuyun,zaitingdaozheihuahoudanaodunshidangjile。

zhongrenshunzhexiaolidemuguangchaozhesuyundeshoubeifangxiangkanguoqu。

yeshijiezhedengguangkandaosuyunshoubeishangjichuzhenkong。

buyoufenfendaoxilekouliangqi。

haoxiaozi,chadianrangnizheinongmeidayandejiahuojihunongguoqule。

zhibojiandezhongrendejianzhuang,yeshifenfengandaobukezhixin。

youqishigangganghaichuyanlitingsuyundeneiyizhongtiefen,yezaicikefenfenjinsheng。

好家伙,铁证如山。

napaduifangshizijizaixihuandezhubo,chufandaoledixianyeshijueduibunengbeiyuanliangde。

ercishi,zhibojianliyeshiyongxianleyipiren。

kaishiduiyuanbenzhichisuyundeneibangrenjinxinglengchaorefeng。

“you,zheibushiwomendedazhuboma?”

“zenme,haoriziguogoulema,shadongxidouganqupeng。”

“zezeze,youderen,youleqianzhihoujiubianle,zhenexin。”

“wanlou,womendedazhuboyaoquchiguojiafanle,gaobuhaohaihuichishanghuashengmiyeshuobuding。”

“ganggangdeneibangrennaqule,laikankannimenzhichidedazhuboa。”

“yi~meixiangdaodazhubojiuzheidexing,luzhuanheile。”

yishijianzhibojianjiezoubuduan。

danwuyiliwaizheixieshengyinquandoushichaofengyudihui。

youdefensixiangweizijiadezhubofanbojiju,danyinglaidequeshigengjiajiliedechaofeng。

er《zhijixianchang》zhibojiandezhuchijingchayeshizhuyidaolezhibojiandejiezou。

danyouyuganggangchiguoleyicikui。

yincizheiyicitabingmeiyouxianchushengbiaotai,zhishilvexiangangadidaqilemahuyan。

“haha,zheicizhibohaizhenshiyibosanzhea,jiushibuzhidaozheiyicihuibuhuiyoushishenmewuhuini?”

suiranqingchuzheimezuoduidanmudefengxiangyingxiangbuda。

dandaodihaishiqidaolexiexudezuoyong。

zhibojiandejiezouyeshishaoshaodehuanhexie,danrengyouyixielecibupidixuanbuzhesuyundesixing。

视线回到苏云这边。

jinguanjingguoganggangdewulong,chenduizhangduiyusuyundezaoyubaoyouxiexudeqianyi。

danzaicike,suiranqingchuzheiqizhonghenyoukenengyouwuhuidefengxian。

zhibuguozheijianshirongbudetamenjidujingchayousihaodedayi。

yinci,chenduizhangcikeyeshishouqileganggangqianyideweixiao,zhuaneryilianyansudikanzhesuyun。

“suxiansheng,ninzuihaohaishixianjieshiyixiayuanyinba。

ruguojieshibuqingchu,jiumafansuxianshengxiangenwomenhuijuliyitangba。”

“eieiei!!!biebiebie,nixianrongwohuanyihuan,wokeyijiaobian,pei,jieshide。”

xiangdaozhei,suyunlikejinbishuangyan,naohailipinminghuiyizheyuanshendenaohaidejiyi。

meibanfa,bijingjiusuanyunsuansuduchaokuaidejisuanji,jiazaiwenjiandouxuyaoshijian。

gengbuyaoshuotazheibenjiuyunxinghuanmandecpuni。

erzheiyimuluozailexiaolihezhibojiandewangyouyanzhong。

无疑是在做贼心虚。

zhibojiandedanmuzaiyicibeimanmandeeyishuaping。

“hehe,zuolebuganchengren,haishibushigenanrenle。”

“zhenshigefeiwu,ganzuobugandang。”

“zheizhongrenyenengchengweidazhubo,guanfangzheidebuhaohaodechayichama?”

“renzhangdebucuo,jiushibandeshier,taiexinle。”

“yibeizideheifen,jizhule。”

erxiaolicishikanzhesuyundemuguangsuiranbingleng,danhaijiazazhexiexudereqie。

bijingduifangchulexiduzheiyishenfenwai,haishizijideerdenggong。

xiangdaozijiliwankuanglan,shipoduifangdeguiji。

xiaolibianyijingkandaolezijideerdenggongzaixiangzijizhaoshou。

zaichangdezhongrenjiansuyunzhizhiwuwudebantian,yeshijieshibuqinggeyier。

dangjiyeshirenweiduifangzheishiqianlvjiqiong。

fenfenshangqian,zhunbeijiangqidaizou。

zheishi,suyunyeshicongnaohaidexinxizhongzhaodaoleyuanyin。

zhishi,zheigeyuanyinma,suyunyoubuhaoyisikaikou。

buguoyanxiazheigeqingjing,zijigaobuhaozhendehuichishanghuashengmi,yeshigangmangkaikoujieshi:

“neige,neigeshiwojintianxiawuquzhongyiguan,limiandezhangdafujizuodezhenjiu。”

“针灸?”

wenyan,zhongrendedongzuoyeshifenfenyidun,renzhenguanchaqilesuyunshoushangdezhenkong。

yangziqueshixiangshizhenjiudeshihouliuxiade。

“neisuxiansheng,niyoushenmezhengjunengzhengmingzijima?”

“wokudoukoudailiyoufapiaode,haiyoudewodeyibaokashangkendingyoujilu。

buxin,nimennikeyichadema!”

hualuo,chenduizhangyeshijilexianzhizhusuyundexiaolishilegeyanse。

duifangjianciyeshixinlingshenhui。

tongshixinliyeshiyouxiebuganxindishunzheduifangdemuguang,chaozhedekudoukoudaimoqu。

guobuqiran,xiaolishenseyouxieguaiyidicongduifangdekoudailimochuleyizhangfapiao。

jianci,chulexiaolidoubujinfenfensonglekouqi。

直播间里。

suyundefensijianzhuangyeshiyisaozhiqianchenzhongdeqifen,zaicihuoluoleqilai。

“hai!wojiushuowomensushenshilianghaoshiminma!”

“wei?naquheizinaqule,zhengdanimendegouyankankan,womensushendaodishishenmeren?!”

“sushenhaoweiqu,baobaosushen。”

“一群跟风狗!”

“meiyoudulisikaodenengli,haizhenshikebeini。”

《zhijixianchang》jiemudezhibojiannei。

zhuchijingchajianguozhenyoushiyigewuhui,yebujinsonglekouqi。

chuleqingxingzijimeiyouyishikoukuaizaochengzhiboshigu。

haishiqingxingzheicizhishiyigewuhui。

bijing,zuoweijingcha,tamenningkexiwangduozhuayigedufan,yebuxihuandaibuyigewuruqitudeminzhong。

“hahaha,meixiangdaosuxianshengjintiandeyunqiyouxiebutaihaoa。

nongchuzheimeduotixiaojiefeidewuhui。

没有别的意思,

jiushichuyugerenyuanyin,woyouxiehaoqizheiweisuxianshengshiyinweishenmeyuanyinquzuodezhenjiuni?”

erzuoweijiduduizhangdechenduizhangyeshichuyuyanjinkaolv,xuanzexunwenleyiyangdewenti。

“neige,maomeidewenyixia,suxiansheng,niquzuozhenjiushiyinweishenmeni?shentibushufuma?”

“e。。。neigejiushishentishangyouxiexiaomaobing,haha~~~”

jianduifangguozhenshixunwenlezheigewenti,suyunyeshiyilianweinandidazhehaha。

danshisuyundezheigeyangzi,fandaoshiyinqilezhongrendehuaiyi。

zhengdazhehahadesuyunjianzhouweirenyilianrenzhendedingzheziji,xiaorongyeshijiangzailelianshang。

“haiqingsuxianshengbuyaohuibijingfangdewenti。”

jianduifangzheigeyangzi,suyunzhidaozijijintianshitaobulele,yeshiyiyaoya,qingshengdao:

“肾虚。”

“什么?”

youyusuyunshuozheihuadeshengyinfeichangxiao,daozhijiulianzhanzaitashenbiandexiaolidoumeiyoutingqingduifangdehua。

jianzhongrenyilianhaoqideyangzi,suyunzhijieyiyaoyayiduojiao,gancuidishuodao:

“肾虚!!!”

shengyinhenxiang,danshixianchangdezhouweifenweiqueshiyipiananjing。

zaichangdezhongrenyishijiandoushidingzaileyuandi,nikankanwo,wokankanni,sheiyemeishuohua。

zhibojiannei,yefangfoxiangshibeianxialezantingjianyiban。

直到。。。。。