第1章
“tangxi，zheicilaicanjiashoutudadiandekedoushitianjiao，nihaizhenyiweininengzoudaozuihouma？”
tangxihaimeizhengkaiyan，jiutingjianyidaomanhanfengcideshengyin，limiandeeyibujiayanshidemanyichulai，tinglejiurangrenjuedebushufu，shouyangxiangshan。
“woderenshengwozuozhu，niderenshengnirutu。”
haimeizhengkaiyandeshunjian，tajiulimafanji，yingruyanliandeshiyuzhiqianwanquanbutongdechangjing，tazhiqianmingmingshizaijiabaodataditangjianglaizhe，zenmeyizhuanyandaolegemoshengdedifang？
zhouweishiyiqunchuanzhewuyanliuseyifuderen，taduimianzhanzhegeziyishaonv，rongmaomingyan，kepeishangneifuduoduobirendebiaoqingyingshengshengpohuaileneifenmeigan。
“你！”
ziyishaonvnumuyuanzheng，beiqideshuobuchuhualai。
haimeidengtangxijiezhezaishuoxieshenme，ziyishaonvpangbiandenanzixiankaikoule，tayishuohuajiuwanruhuangleilaoshiyididenglu“xixi，shuerzhishixinzhikoukuailexie，ketashiweinihao，nitaiguofenle，ganjinhetadaoqian。”
棠溪：？？？
不是这俩人没事吧？
啊？他们没事吧？
tangxishenchushou，daduanlenanrendiediebuxiudeshuojiao，tongshidanaoyezaifansi，zijinandao......chuanyuele？
tayouxiexingfen，chuanshuzheizhonghaoshiguoranjianglindaoletadetoushang，shenzhizheibenshutaganghaokanguo。
zhiqianzijidebianyididifengkuangjizijianlizheibenmingwei《jueshixx》dexiaoshuo，ruguodabinglaoshideshushidujitang，neimezheibenshumeiyoujitang，zhiyoudu。
ranhoutabazijidididadeguikulanghaodeshihou，tayanqianbaiguangyishan，chuanle。
zheibenshuyutatongmingtongxingdenvpeishigemomingqimiaodelianainao，qianqifuzeyilujilongaotiannanzhulinfengsongziyuan，shouwonangqi，zuihouwonangdesile！
buguomeiguanxi，xianzaitalaile，jiudengzhetayizhanshenshou，quandazhananjiaotiedufanpaihaole，yixiangdaozheilitangxihaiyouxiexiaoxingfenniheihei。
jiuzaizheishi，tademianqianturanfuxianchuyidaoguangmu，shangmianchuxianyixingxiaozi：renwuyi：qinganzhaoyuanbenrenwugushixian，heqinshudaoqian，renwushibaichengfafeichangkongbu！！！
houmiandesangegantanhao，haishiyongxuehongdezitibiaochulaide，zheishi**luodeweixiea！
haohaohao，tangxibeiqixiaole，bierendaoleyishijiedoushirongmayisheng，ganqingtahaishiniumayisheng？
pei，shenmexitongshenmejinshouzhi，tacaibuyaoni，jiubuzuorenwu，younengnaizhengsitaa！
ganzhidaotangxixiangfadexitong：......
tangxizheiyichenmozaiqitarenyanlijiushimorenle，linfengshenzhiyijingzhunbeikantafuruandaoqianle，jieguotaquexiaole。
zheiyixiaobalinfengkanlengle，zhiqianyuanzhuyinweizijishishijiada**duanzhejiazi，kezheiyixiaofangruoshijianwanwudoukeyibeironghua，zaijiashangneizhangbaixidelianjingzhiwanmei，yiqiedouqiadaohaochu。
zhijiantayingchunqingqi“wokeyidaoqian，danshinimenbixuguizheting。”
“你！”
qinshuqidebizidouyaowaile。
linfenggengshizhouqimeitou，yifuxinqingjiqibuyuedeyangzi“xixi，buyaohunao。”
tangxikandaolongaotiannanzhuneifuzidadeyangzijiubushunyan，dangjiyigebazhangshuaiguoqu“balegegende，dayuzhishuideshihoubaniwangleshiba？”
yuanshenbenlaijiushixiuxianshijiadeda**，youzishenxiuweijiacheng，zheiyibazhangqingcuiyouxiangliang，zhijiebalinfengdetoujishandewaileguoqu，zuijiaoyichuyisixueji。
嘶——
zhouweirenkanledaoxiyikouliangqi，tangxibuhuishiqiuaibuchengranhoufengle，dasuanbaofubierenle？
天呐，有好戏看！
qinshubukezhixindedengdayanjing“tangxi，xianmenzhineinijinggansuibiandaren？！”
“wobujindata，wohaidanini！”
tangxishuozhe，youshiyibazhangshuaizaiqinshulianshang，yexushiyinweitadehuayouleyugao，zheiyibazhangbingmeiyouluodaoshichu，jinjinshicazhelianguoqule，keshizhangfengyiranrangqinshugandaohoupa。
“za，pengzhangshenquanjinizhashalebuzhidaotiangaodihoule，gangenwozheimeshuohuale？”
好家伙！
xitongxinlijinghu，ganqingbiejiasuzhuchuanyuedoushinulixiuliandashasifang，tasuzhuzhijiejiuhuashenbidouzhanshendashasifangshiba？
dawanrenhou，tazhenggerenxinqingdoushuchangle，tazaineilijingjingdengzhexitongshuodechengfalailin，wulunshichengfaduoyanli，tadoubupa。
jieguotabiyandenglebantian，chuleqinshuhaiyaoshangqianlilunwaiyidiandongjingdoumeiyou，shuohaonichengfani？ganggangtayitongluanquan，renwukendingzaojiushibaile，chengfazenmehaimeilai？
......
dadiannei，yuyinniaoniaoxianqihuanrao，shoutudadianzheizhongyansudeshiqingbenyinggaizhuangyanwubi，keshi......
guaitamenzheiqunxianrenercongmuming，bawaimiandeshengyintingdeqingqingchulai，zheishaonv......haizhenshidadana！
julingfengdezhanglaoyunhuagengshixingzailehuodekanzhezhangmenluhongxiao“shixiong，zheijiushinishuodegengujuejiadedizima？lianrenbazhangdouduobukai！”
qianxietian，zhangmenwuyizhongfaxianyigetianfujuelundewaimendizi，tayouyibazheigewaimendizishourumenxia，kerujin......
luhongxiaoshenseyouxieyouyu，jiusuanzheilinfengshibainiannandeyijiandetiancai，ketaderenpinbutaixinga！
“这有什么？”
pangbianyiweifangyuanliankanqilaipoweiyansudezhanglaokaikoule，takanqilaihaobuzaiyirenpinwenti，“xiuxianbenjiupinggerenzaohua，neilinfengwulunshizenmezoudaojintianzheiyibudoushitayingdede，fandaoshineitangxizaidadianqianwulichongzhuangcaigaifa。”
yunhuaduitazheihuabufuqi，gangyaobianbojiutingjianshenhouchuanlaiyidaolengdanzhijideshengyin“chaosile。”
zheidaoshengyinshifenhaoting，wanrudongtianqinglengpiaomiaodechenwu，mingmingyudiaomeiyouduodadeqifu，querangdadianzhineibuyouzizhuanjingxialai，wangxiangneirensuozaizhichu。
zhenggedadianneichulejigeshanfengdezhanglaohaiyouzhangmenyiwai，shimeiyoujigedizizailimiande，suoyiyejiumeiyouduoshaorennengkanjianzheishenqideyimu，pingshizaiwaimianweifenglinlindezhanglaomen，yinweitamenxiaoshishudeyijuhuaerjinsheng。
chushengdeshiqianrenzhangmenzuixiaodedizi，yejiushixianrenzhangmendexiaoshidi——shenxunlan。
shenxunlanbenxiangxiangyiqianyiyang，zheishoutudadianjiushizougeguochang，taguoyihuierjiuhuiqule，meixiangdaoyixiangnanmiandetaganggangzaijiaoluojingranshuizhele，erqiezuoleyigeqiguaidemeng。
mengliyizhipanghuhuyuangungundemaorangtabangzhuyigenvdizidachengrenwu，fouzejiuchengfata！
shenxunlanziranshibukende，keshitashilegezhongbanfayewufacongmengjingzhongxingguolai，ranhouneizhipangmaogentashuonvdizimeiyouwanchengrenwu，taxuyaojieshouchengfa，jiezhetajiubeilarumengzhong......