第2章

zheidaoshengyinxiaoshihou,qunlisuoyouhuisedeanjianquanbubeidianliang,bingbuxuyaozhouxiangkaiqi。

dangranzuoweiqunzhu,tayekeyiguanbi,zhishimeibiyao。

【sannianxiaxiangwuniangaokao:woqu,woshenmeshihouyoulezheimeyigequn,wodejinshouzhi?ganggangyuncheyundexiangtu,turanxiangqizheishengyinjiwoheyijiling。】

【dahaiaquantemeshishui:diaoleyitianxiangzikaichulailiangmianbaoheyipingshui,weishenmezhiyouwochuanyuedaolemufaqiushengdeshijie???】

【pocheyenengmaixiangkangzhuangdadao:jiemei,yaozhenzuo,wozaigongluqiusheng,kaijuzhiyouyiliangpocheni,xianzaiyehuanchengwulingle。】

【dahaiaquantemeshishui:bushijiemei,wonande。guanjianshiwolianjiqunzhudebaochoudounabuchulai,xiangku!】

【pocheyenengmaixiangkangzhuangdadao:shuodeyeshi,wolianggezheijuediqiushengni,chidehedeyongdequandoushizijinengyongshangdebushuo,jiushinajiqunzhutayebuquea。】

【kenrencankendexiangtu:wozheilibiandidoushiluobuyiyangdaderencan,haiyouyixiehaochideguozizhileide,wokeyigenqunzhuhuanshiwu。】

【yidaoyigexiaosangshi:wozheiliyoujinghe,danshideliuzheshengjiyinengyong,buguowozheigeweimian,jinyinzhubaohenbuzhiqian,zheigekeyihequnzhuhuan。】

【dahaiaquantemeshishui:xianmukule!】

【pocheyenengmaixiangkangzhuangdadao:gaishuobushuo,woyekaishixianmule。】

【sannianxiaxiangwuniangaokao:wozainiandaiweimiana,yeshiquechiquehe,zhiqiankanxiaoshuoneixiechuanyuedaoniandaiwenlidedouqujingchengmaisiheyuan,wozongbukenengmaigesiheyuanjijiqunzhuba?bengkui!】

【kenrencankendexiangtu:nikeyimaiyoupiaoa!houpiao!wanlishanheyipianhong!zheizaihoushilaozhiqianle。】

【nvenidieanve:dengdeng,nimendoumeizhuyiganggangneigeshengyindeyisima?dengyushuowomenbudannenggenqunzhujiaoyi,haikeyitongguoqunzhuhediqiuweimianderenlianxishibushi?】

【gunnidebailanlaoniangjuansini:shizheigeyisiba,wotingdaoyouchuandaxinxiheshipintonghua……】

【dahaiaquantemeshishui:neiyouzayangni?haibushiyaojibaochoucaixing,haishixianxiangxiangyoushazhiqiandedongxiba。】

【chenqieshinanrena:nimennengyouwojuewangma?wochuandaolenvzunshijie,xianzaihaizainvwanghougonglicanjiaxuanxiu。】

【dahaiaquantemeshishui:wae,xiongdibaozhong!】

【yidaoyigexiaosangshi:wae,xiongdibaozhong!】

【pocheyenengmaixiangkangzhuangdadao:kankaidianxiongdi,haodaishinvzunbushidanmei,dangnvwangdehougong,zongbijuhuabubaodehao。】

【chenqieshinanrena:juhuayijin,xiexieanwei,daoyebubi。】

qunliliaoderehuochaotiandeshihou,zhaidouhegongdoujiemeiliangyijingzhaoshanglezhouxiang。

zheigequnchengyuanzhijianbunengdandujiahaoyou,yebunengsiliao,danzheibingbuxianzhiqunzhu,qunchengyuanhequnzhuzhijianshikeyidandujiahaoyouhesiliaode,shenzhizhouxianghaiyouquanxianbaqizhongjiweizailayigequn,buguozhuquncaishizuizhongyaodezheiyidianwuyongzhiyi。

zhouxiangcaice,tadezheixiequanxiankenengdoushiweilefangbianzhihoukaizhangongzuo。

gaishuobushuo,guimizhijianhaizhenyoudianmoqi,zheijiemeiliangzhaoshangtadouweileyijianshi,xiangrangtajitaliangdandukaigexiaoqun,fangbianzhihoushangliangzenmezaofan,daqunlirentaiduole,yibuxiaoxinxiaoxijiushuaguoqule,bufangbianjiaoliu。

zhouxiangyetingxiangkantaliangzhunbeizenmezaofande,erhuabushuojiujijianlilesanrenxiaoqun。

qunmingjiandancubao,jiujiao“nvwangyaodengji”。

【gongdougepibennvwangyaodengji:xiexiequnzhu!】

【zhaidouzhihuiyingxiangwozhuanqiandesudu:xiexiequnzhu!】

【qunzhu-zhouxiang:bukeqi。】

【gongdougepibennvwangyaodengji:duile,aling,haimeiwenni,nixianzaideshenfenshishenme?】

【zhaidouzhihuiyingxiangwozhuanqiandesudu:zijie,woxianzaidemingzijiaohuofengying,shianlehoufuren。】

【gongdougepibennvwangyaodengji:???jiushineigexinyoubaiyueguang,jialibutongyi,zhinengbeibizhequlefurenjinmen,youbabaiyueguangnaqie,zaijiachongqiemieqineige**zhanan?】

toutoukuipingdezhouxiang:wae!

【zhaidouzhihuiyingxiangwozhuanqiandesudu:kebushima?suoyizijieniyidingyaonulidengji,dengnizaofanchenggong,woyaodiyishijianxiulezheigegounanren。】

【gongdougepibennvwangyaodengji:nidengzhe,huitouwojiubangnixiulita,yongbuzhedengyihou。】

【zhaidouzhihuiyingxiangwozhuanqiandesudu:bielejie,ganglaideshihouneimejiannanwodouguolaile,xianzaiwozigeguanshangmenlaiguorizi,zuijinneibianyemeinaoshenmeyaoezi,jienixianguzheziji,bajiaogenzhanwenlezaishuo。】

baiyueguang+dalianfuchou+zhaidou+shangzhan+gongdou+quanmou!zheiliangjiemeijianzhijiqiguyanxiaoshuodedareyuansu。

周湘:6

tayijingyugandaozheigeweimianjianglaihuiyouduorenaole。

buzhidaozhihouhuibuhuiyouzhuiqihuozangchang!

搓手期待!

buguotayemeishijianduokan,jiuzheihuier,youyouqitarenzhaoshangmenlaile,haibushao,zhouxiangyigeyigediankai。

[siliao]【kenrencankendexiangtu:qunzhunihao,woxiangyongyigenrencanhuannibangwoqukanxiawodemao,ruguotahaizaineilidehua,nengbunengmafannibangwozhaohuhaorenjia,shihouwozaijinishigenrencan,shouxufeiwozibei,xiexie。】

[siliao]【yidaoyigexiaosangshi:qunzhunihao,woshiyingdichenglidedidi,nengbunengmafannibangwoqukankanwoge,womenxiongdiliangfumuqushidezao,wogebawodaidade,genfuqinyemeishaliangyang,ruguokeyidehuawoxianggentashipin,wojiniliangzhidiwanglvdeyuzhuoziheyikuaidiaozhui。】

[siliao]【yidaoyigexiaosangshi:haiyou,nengmafannijiwojiaoyiyixieshiwuheyaopinma?wozaijinishigenjintiao。】

[siliao]【xiushenmexianwozhixiangzhongtian:qunzhunihao,woyouliangkuaibaoshi,mafanninbangwoqulaojiakankanwobama。】

[siliao]【kanjianzongzikenyikou:qunzhu,mafannibangwokankanwoma……】

……

qunliyouxierenbuzhidaoshihaimeifanyingguolaihaishishenmeyuanyindoumeichuxianguo,danxianzaihuoyuedezheijigechengyuanyijingrangzhouxiangyouxiemangbuguolaile。

tazhuyihuifu,anzhaojinjichengduhezijizuorenwunanyidechengdu,gentamenyiyishanglianghaoshijian。

henkuaineixierenjiuzaiqunjiemiantijiaolerenwu,bingfangshangbaochou。

zhouxiangyiyijieshou,danyinweihaimeiwancheng,tijiaorenwudeanniushihuisede,baochouyezanshikouzaijiaoyijiemianwufaquchu。

zhouxiangkanleyanshijian,xianzaixiawuliangdian,yanxiaxiaosangshiderenwuziranshizuijide,zhenghaotalouxiajiuyouchaoshiheyaodian。

taxialouyikouqimaileyidaduichide,waishangyaoheganmaoyaoyemaileyidui,yinxingkaliyueyijingbiancheng0lecaibashou。

zhouxiangbashiwuheyaopintianjiadaojiaoyikuang,dianjiwancheng。

xiaosangshineibianhenkuaidianjilequeding,shigenjintiaojiudaoshoule。

【物品:金条*10

重量:1000克

duihuanjin:520000huaguobi/xitongbi

已完成消杀】

zhouxiangbudasuanyaojinzi,takanzhezijikongdangdangdeyinxingkayue,xiangyaoqian!

tabazheiwushierwandouduihuanchenglehuaguobi,kanzheyinxingkaruzhangdeduanxin,xingfendeliandouhongle。

dengzhongyulengjingxialai,takanleyanshijian,juedingxianbakenrencanderenwuxianwanchengle。

yilaididianlizijizuijin,qitarenderenwudoumeiyouxiaosangshineimejipo,keyishaoweidengdeng;erlaikanmaohaishibijiaojiandande。

zhiyukenrencanshuojimaozhaoxinzhurendeshi,neishizhihoudejiaoyineirong,tazanshitijiaodezhiyoukanmaodejiaoyirenwu,baochoushiyigenrencan。

kenrencanbabaochoufangjinjiaoyikuangdeshihou,zhouxiangjiukandaole,laocule,gendaluobuzhangdechabuduo,danwentishineizhenshirencana。

wupinfangjinjiaoyikuanghou,xitongyehuijichupanding,zhouxiangjiukandaoneigendaluobu,bushi,darencanpangbianxianshizheyilieshuoming:

“物品:人参

shengzhangzhouqi:2306nian

duihuanjin:300000000huaguobi/xitongbi

已完成消杀”

“wupin:rencan(jubu)

shengzhangzhouqi:10012nian

duihuanjin:30000000huaguobi/xitongbi

已完成消杀”

neigenwannianrencanxuyinggaijiushikenrencanzibeideshouxufeile,yejiushishuozhouxiangkangemaojiunengjingzhuansangeyi,haibutihoumianbangmaozhaoxinzhurendebaochou。

zhouxianghaoqidebawupindetupianfangdakanleyoukan,zuihouleran,hezhekenrencankendexiangtude,haidoushiwannianrencana。

neigenrencanxushangyayindouhaizaini。

太奢侈了!