第三章 死了也能直播?

“ganbuganshipinlianxian?”

“bugandehuawoquannichenzaobamingzigaile,buyaowurusiquderen!”

yaoyaojianduifangbuzaishuohua,tateyikanleyixia,duifanghaizaizhibojianneimeizou。

tahenqingchu,zheigerenjueduibuganshipinlianxiande,yucitongshitayelianxileguanfangdechaoguan,jiangzheigerendeqingkuangbaogaoleshangqu。

zhibuguochaoguanzanshimeiyouhuifuta。

“孙贼,怕了吧!”

“kendingshipale,zheizhongquedemaoyandewanyi,zenmeganzhibolianxian。”

“shipinlianxiankendingjiubaolule,zheizhongquedededongxi,genbenbugande。”

“zheizhongrenzhenshiexindaojiale,sirendeliuliangdouceng。”

zheiniantou,qishihenduorendesanguandouhenzheng,biekanzheixielaosepimen,meitiankannvzhubotiaowu,zuilisaohuabuduan。

danneiyezhishipaijiexinlidejimo,chuncuidexinshang,zhaogejingshenjituoeryi。

qishizheixielaosepimen,xinzhongdezhengyiganshizu。

yaoyaohezhibojiandesuoyouguanzhong,douzhidaozheigerenjueduibuganshipinlianxian。

kerangtamenmeixiangdaodeshi。

xiayikeneigerenjingranhuihuale。

【qintianshi】:“hao,wogennishipinlianxian,danshitiqianshuohao,nibuyaohaipa。”

qinhaoyeshiweileyaoyaohao,zijizheifusiguideyangzi,manlianmeiyourenheshengqi,zhudedifangyoushiyinjian,yinsenkongbude。

wanyibaduifanghedaolezenmeban。

takeshiyoushiqiuren,zhunbeirangyaoyaojitashaodianzhiqiande。

陡然间。

zhibojianneishunjiandanmuxiaoshile。

yaoyaoyelianshangdaizhenongnongdejingya,shunjianchenmole。

“tazhendegangenwoshipinlianxian?”

“hairangwobiehedaole?niyiweinizhendeshiqintianshia!”

切!

xiangbutong,yaoyaozenmedouxiangbutong,duifangdaodishizenmegangenzijishipinlianxiande。

“**,zhenganshipinlianxian?”

“haoxiaozi,bieguangshuobulian,ganjinlianxian。”

“zheixiaozizhenshizhuanga,hairangyaoyaobuyaohedaole,nidangwomenshihedade?”

“zhuangshennonggui,niyiweinizhendeshiqintianshia。”

guanzhongmenyechizhiyibi,cuicuzheyaoyaoganjingenduifangshipinlianxian,rangtamenkankanzheigezhuangshennongguidejiahuodaodishishei。

yaoyaoyeyiyang,talikekaishishenqinggenduifangshipinlianxian。

benyiweiduifanghuiyouyu,huozheshizhaoliyoujujue,meixiangdaojihushishunjian,qinhaoneibianjiutongyile。

再然后。

zaitazhibojiandepingmushang,jiuchuxianlelingwaiyigezhiboshipin。

kandaoqinhaodeshunjian,yaoyaoshunjianjianjiaoyisheng!

“啊!!!”

erzhibojiandeguanzhongmen,yeshilikebaocukou。

“**!!”

“nimaa,hesidiele!”

“zheinimashishenmewanyi!”

“wozenmeganjuezheimeleng?”

neishizenyangdeyigehuamian,tongguoshipinlianxian,yaoyaohezhibojiandeguanzhongmen,kandaoduifangchuxianzaishipinzhongdelian。

meiyourenhexuese,manliancangbai,guiyishenren,wushendetongkongzhongjirenyizhongkongbudeguiyi。

youqishishipinlianxianchenggongzhihou,qinhaoweilebiaodazijideshanyi,liezuiyixiao。

neizhongxiaoronggengjiadekongbuguiyi,rangsuoyourenquandoujingshenjinbeng。

erduifangshenchudehuanjing,zeshichuchutouluzheguiyidelvguang,bingqiesihuxinhaobutaihao,huamianzhongbansuizhesisidexuehuashibushishanguo。

简直是极度恐怖。

zaiheqinhaoshipinlianxianchenggongdeshunjian,yaoyaoheguanzhongmennengqingxideganjuedao,shentisizhouhuranbiandelengle。

“duibuqi,hedaonile!”

qinhaohenshikuijiu,tayeshidiyicikandaozijizheigesiguiyangzi。

suiranlianhaishineizhanglian,dancishiquemianwushengqi,tongkongwushen,chuchutouluzhekongbuguiyi。

tahenkuijiu,shuodao:“buxingjiuduankaishipinba,wogenniyuyin?”

shengpazijizheigesiguiyangzi,barenjiahedaole。

“不!”

yaoyaosuiranxinlihaipa,danshitajianxin,zheishiduifangzaizhuangshennonggui。

“wogenbenbupa,gangcaizhishibeiwenziyaoleyikou!”

jueqiangdenvzhubo,lianseyouxiecangbai,danhaishiqiangrenzhegenqinhaozhunbeiduizhi。

“suirannizhuangdehenxiang,danshixianzaiaihechengjishuhenfada,nizheizhongexinderenzhuangshenmesiren。”

“wogaosuni,wozhibojianlikeshiyouhenduoqintianshizhiqiandefenside。”

“tamenhuilikechaichuannide!”

yaoyaoduineigejiaoqintianshidezhubobushuxi,tayemeikanguoduifangzhibo。

suoyitayefenbuqing,zheigenanrenzhuangdexiangbuxiang,dantazhibojianliyouqinhaodefensi。

“xiongdimen,qintianshidefensimenzainali,jiwochaichuanzheigeren!”

其实不用她说。

zhibojianneihenduoqinhaodefensi,yijingkaishile。

“wori!suiranzheilianhenkongbu,kezenmegenqintianshiyimoyiyang?”

“bushi,wodezhijuegaosuwo,zheijiushiqintianshia。”

“shengyindouyimoyiyang!!!”

erqinhaodefensimenyemengbile。

ganggangqinhaoshuohuadeshengyin,tamentaishuxile,genqinhaoyimoyiyang。

erqinhaodezhangxiang,suiranxianzaikanzheyouxieguiyikongbu,keyemeirenhebianhua。

【xiangjiaoxiaobala】:“nizhendeshihaoge?”

zheishihou,yigezhizundiwangdezhanghuhuranfaledanmu,yuqizhongdaizhebuqueding。

kandaozheigemingzi,qinhaodunshixiaole。

“ajiaoa,shiwoa,**meidebinghaolemei?”

zheigexiangjiaoxiaobala,keshizijidelaofenle,congzijizhibodiyitianjiuyizhizaikan。

houlaiqinhaoheduifangsixialiliaotian,dezhiduifangyougemeimei,tianshengtiruoduobing,jialihualehenduoqianqueyizhimeizhihao。

zheijianshizhiyouqinhaoheduifangzhidao。

tingdaoqinhaotiqizijidemeimei,xiangjiaoxiaobalashunjianmengbile。

【xiangjiaoxiaobala】:“**,zhendeshihaoge!!!”

“bushi,haogenidaodizenmehuishia?nibushisileme?”

qinhaokuxiao:“shuoqilaiyiyannanjin,wozhinenggaosuni,woqueshishisile,xianzaiworenzaidifu。”

此言一出。

xiangjiaoxiaobalachedimengbile。

erliangrendeduihua,yerangyaoyaoheqitaguanzhongmenmanlianmengbi。

neixieqinhaodefensi,ziranshizhidaoqinhaohexiangjiaoxiaobaladeguanxi,yinweiqinhaozhibodeshihou,jingchanggentalianxianliaotian。

“真的是浩哥?”

“nima,haogezhendeshini?”

“nizhendeshizaidifu?”

“haoge,nishuoerhuo……nizhendezaidifu?”

“haoge,difudaodishishenmeyangde?”

“weishenmehaogenisile,hainengshipinlianxian?”

“zheidaodishizenmehuishia,wokanleqintianshiyigeyuezhibo,wohenkendingzheirenjiushita!”

“bushiyijingsileme,weishenmehainengchuxian?”

“haogenizhendeshisiren?”