baijuguoxi,shiguangcongcong。
youshiyinianmoweishi,lushangxingrenhaocongcong。
夜深了,天凉了。
yeyangzuanjinbeiwo,gaihaobeizi,zhaolegeshufudezishikaishishuashipin。
dakaishuxidejiemian,caifaxianbantianmeiyoufanying。
“wodejize……wodetiancaixiaohuolongni!”
“wodejingchuanliyuhaizaidengwodianzanni!”
“我的科目三呢?”
zhengdangyeyangyiweiruanjianyoubugdeshihou,pingmuchuanlaiyidaoguiyideguang。
叮,系统激活。
gongxisuzhu,chenggongjihuoweimianxitong。
“wolegecao,zheishishenmeniuma?”
“wangwenxiaoshuoxitongzhaojinxianshilema?”
“haishishenmexinxingzhapian?”
“guonianle,wozheidianqiannikebiejiwopianguangle!”
yeyangganjindakaiguojiafanzhaapp。
居然没反应?
yuzhougedaweimianlianjiechenggong。
xianzaisuzhushuaduanshipinjiunengzhuanqian。
yeyangzaicidiankaifanzhaapp,haishimeiyoufanying。
kanlaishizhende,guojiayunxuwozhuanzheibiqian。
那就别怪我了!
mofeizheigejiushizuijinhenhuodewoshuaduanshipin,gudairenjiunengkanjiandexitong?
yeyangchangniankanwangwenxiaoshuo,duiyuzheigexinchudexitongyouxielejie。
neiruguozheiyangdehua,zhidingbunengjilaozuzongkan***heisile。
cidengmeiren,zaitianshangsaoshouwuzideyangzi,wanshangbuderen***zhaa?
tamenneigeniandaibiyuncuoshiyoubuhao,shenghaizideshouduanyebuwanshan。
简直徒增烦恼。
xianrangnimenkankanlichaolidaidepingjiaba。
……
cishi,gedaweimian,lichaolidaidetiankongzhizhong,chuxianyipianjudadeguangmu,zuyirangmeiyirendoukeyikandao!
大秦
始皇期。
zhaogaoguizaidadianqiangaohu:“huangdibixia,tianjiangshenjia,zheipianshenqidejinguangyidingshishangtianganxienintongyiliuguo,zhongjiezhanzhengteyijiangxiadeshenjia!”
yingzhengtingwenciyan,yihuizhangpao,chijianduobu,zoudaodadianzhiwai。
taitouzixikanzheneipianjinguang。
“fenxiang,jitian,zhaobaiguanjinchaolibai!”
“是!”
……
大汉
汉武帝时期
liuchezhengzailoutaizhishangfukandadi,xiangzhecishizijidehuoqubingdaolexiongnulingdidenagedifang。
hurankandaoneipianjinguang,suijizhaolaiguanxingshi。
“此是何种天象?”
guanxingshikanlebantian,guifuzaidi,“laochenbuzhi,haiwangbixiazefa。”
liuchezuolexialai,zixikanzhezheipianguangmang,“qianrenmeiyoujizaiguoma?”
guanxingshiyijiuyaotou:“congweiyouguozhiyanpianyu,buguojinqinaixiangruizhiqi,ruciguangmang,yinggaishitianjiangxiangrui,laochencaicedingyouxishifasheng。”
“xiwangshizhendehuoqubingnengchuanlaijiebao。”
“bixia,laochenyouhuayaojiang。”
“讲。”
“laochencaicebuzhineimejiandan,huoqubingjiangjunzhengtaoxiongnu,pingwojiangjiezhanluan,tianshangxingxiangzugouxianxiangaozhi,erjinzheimedayipianjinguangchuxian,genguweiyou,xianglaiyaofashengdexishi,bidingbizheiyaodadeduo!”
“dadeduo!”liuchemengdizhanqishenlai,“xuanbaiguanjindian,gongdaixiangrui!”
……
三国位面
yizhou,liubeizhengzaihezhugeliangshangtaojiaguodashi。
hurankandaowaimianchuanlaiyizhenjinguang。
chulaiyikan,yipianjudadeguangmuyingruyanlian。
“chengxiang,ciweihewu?”
zhugeliangqiazhisuanlebantian,zuizhongwunaideyaoyaotou。
“zhugong,tianwu,woyebuzhia。”
“kanlaishiyoudashifashenga,zhaojianbaiguanlaijian。”
...
xuchang,caocaoyouhailetoufengbing,tangzaichuangshangyiyiyayajiaogebuting。
huranxuchupaolejinlai,“zhugong,waiyoutianxiangjianglin!”
“何物?”
“wensuoweiwen,shuxiacaicetianxiabiyoudashifasheng,qingzhugongwaichuguankan!”
caocaotoutengdeyouxielihai,shizaibuxiangdalizheihuchi。
zheisiyijiewufu,nalidongshenmetianxiang,haiwensuoweiwen。
tianxiangshang,tawensuoweiwendetaiduole。
“nixiankanba,wotoutengdelihai。”
“zhugong,nibixuqukan!”
“究竟是何物?”
“wobuzhidaoa,woyaoshizhidaozaojiugaosuzhugongninlea!”
咿!呀!
烦死了!
caocaoaobuguozheimanhuo,zhihaohandao:“lairen,banchuang!”
......
东吴。
建业,孙权。
sunshiwanzhengzairuhe***。
zhengzaikunaoyongrenzhiji,yidaoguangmangtouguomenfengzhaolejinlai。
zhenghaoluozaizijixiedezhugezhisangezishang。
sunquandaxi,chulefangmen。
zhijianyipianjudadeguangmuhenglizaibankongzhizhong。
nannanziyu:“zheishihewu?”
“lairen,huanbaiguanjindianyishi!”
......
大唐位面
lierdengjibujiu,zhengchouruheduzhutianxiayouyouzhikou。
yipianjinseguangmuchuxianzaiyulandetiankongxia。
“此为何物?”
weizhengningshenguancha:“yichenxiazhijian,datangyoufule。”
lierlianshangyixi,“aiqing,qingjie!”
“bixia,mingzhudengji,tianjiangxiangrui,datangbiyoushengshikaiqi。”
qishizheihua,weizhengyeshihuzhoude,mudejiushikanlierzuijinyouxinchongchong,changyouhuihenzhixin。
yeshi,bijingshishalezijideqinshengxiongdishangwei,haibituifuqinrangwei,xinzhongruoshimeiyoubandianxintonghuiyi,kongpayenandangmingzhu。
suoweimingzhu,jiyaoyoupilishouduan,yeyaoyoucibeixinchang。
yankanlierzoubuchuxinzhongkunjing,qiafengtianjiangjinguang,ruciquanshuoyifan,huanjietaxinzhongkumen,duidatangbaixingyeshiyizhongfuqi。
“xiwangruaiqingsuoyanba,bazhendeneixiexiongdimendoujiaojinlaiba,sheyan,guanxing!”
……
北宋
zhaokuangyinkanzheneipianguang,naozilidiyigexiangdaodejiushizijishoufuyanyunshiliuzhouyouwangle!
xiangdangnian,zijibeijiushibingquan,huangpaojiashen。
民间朝野常有诟病。
xianrujin,tianjiangjinqi,biyouxiangrui。
“我做的没错!”
“zhiyaowoshoufuhuaxiashidi,yitongjiangshan,cigongbidingpingxiyiqiefengyanfengyu!”
“保我子民万福!”
xiangzhicichu,zhaokuangyinhanlaizijidedidiguangyi,jiuzhezheixiangrui,yeyaohetagejihujiu!
……
大明位面
zhuyuanzhanglazheerzizhubiao,kanzhehuranchuxiandetianmu。
“biaoer,zheishihewu?”
“erchenyebuzhi,buguociguangzhonganhanjinse,erchencaicebiyouxiangruijianglin!”
“shaxiangrui,meipudeshi,zanbunengxiacai。”
“neizhaobaiguanqianlaikankan?”
“xing,rangdajiahuoerdoushuodaoshuodao。”
宣!
朝官觐见!
……
大清位面
乾隆正在努力盖章。
libaizheishoushixiedemiaoa。
jiulianzhende《yongxue》douzitanburu。
heshenmashangpaiqilemapi,“huangshang,libaineibideshangninna,tabuguoyijiefanren,lebuqisuangezhexianren,erninshizhenzhengdezhenlongtianzi,tianxiaxiafan,bibushangninde。”
“buyaohushuo,lunwencai,cishou《jiangjinjiu》queshizaizhenzhishang。”
jixiaolanzaiyipangwuzuixiaodao:“huangshang,jiuninneigeyipianliangpiansansipian,wupianliupianqibapian?ninneiyejiaoshia?”
heshen:“jixiaolan,nihaodadedanzi,jinggandangmianwunishengshang!”
jixiaolan:“wozheishishihuashishuo,buxiangmouxieren,zhizhidaoayufengcheng,diandaoheibai,neicaishizhenzhengdemengbishengshangyanjing!”
“不要吵了!”
“nimenkanwaimianshishenme?”
sanrenqishuashuakanxiangchuangwaidejudaguangmu。
heshenganmangguixia:“tianwua,kendingshitianshangganshoudaodianxiadewencai,jiangxiatianwuganyingdianxia!”
qianchuanwanchuan,mapi**。
qianlongjiusuanzaiyouzizhizhiming,yejingbuqiheshenzheimejianfengchazhendemapi。
daxidao:“hao,guantian!”
jixiaolanganmangshouqipangbianzihua:“zhiyaobuxiagaizhangjiuhao。”
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