laoguanggunzoushanglai，tuozhetaxiangcunzizouqu。
“tangyugege，jiuwo！”
tangyuzouguoqu，quebeilaoguanggunyiquantoutidao。
fengxuepinghouhuijile，kudao，“nifangkaiwo，wobuyaogennihuiqu！”
“迟了。”
laoguanggunningxiao，“hewohuiquhaohaoshengwa！”
jiuzaizheishi，gonglushangyixingcheduikailai。
“**，zheishizenmele？shangbaijialaosilaisikaileguolai？”
tongxuemenkandaomalushangqingyisedelaosilaisishi，yigegedaoxiyikouliangqi。
bujiu，cheduitingxia，congjiazhangbandedingzhikuanlaosilaisizhong，chemendakai，zouxialaiyiweinianjisishilaisuideguifu。
suiransishilaisui，danguifudepifunendexiangershiduosuidedaxueshengyiyang。
tayishengaojidingzhizhangqun，kuazheyigexiangnaierbaobao，zaizhuduobaobiaodebaohuxiazoulai。
“zheibujiushifengyanvshima？”
“**，fengyanvshilaile？”
同学们目瞪口呆。
woyanjingyiliang，wozhiqiandadedianhuajianxiao，womamalaijiuwole！
buzhidaoshisheishuoleyiju，“nandaofengxuepingzhenshihaomenda**？fengyanvshijiushiweitaerlaide？”
shuodaozhei，dangshidatadeneixietongxue，dunshihouhuizhiji。
tamenyigegezouguoqu，balaoguangguntuikai，chanmeideshuo，“xuepingtongxue，gangcaiwuhuile。”
“dui，shigewuhui，yaoguaijiuguaibanzhang，meiyoukongzhihaochangmian。”
“zheishishibanzhangrechulaide，yaobudatayidunruhe？！”
“data，dasizheige**！”
jiezhe，tamenyigegechaowozoulai，wojinquantoujiuchaowoshenshangdalai。
“慢着！”
mamanuchiyisheng，chaowomenzoulai。
jigebaobiaotuikaileyaodawodeneixietongxue。
“fengtongxue，nimamalaile，gangcaideshizhenduibuqi。”
“xuepinga，haibukuaidianxiangayidagezhaohu？”
tongxuemenchanxiaozhe，bafengxuepingtuixianglewomama。
jiuliantangyuyexiaomimidegenzhezouleguoqu，“ayihao！”
我妈一脸懵逼。
tazhiyouwozheimeyigebaobeinver，zenmehaiyourenlairenqinrenqi？
kandaofengxuepingmeishuohua，tangyuqingtuitayixia，“nimalaile，haibudazhaohu？”
fengxuepingyingzhetoupishuo，“ma，ninlaile？”
“你有病？”
mamayibazhangshuaizaitalianshang，“sheishinima？”
“bazheilianggerenjiwodayidun。”
jigebaobiaochongshanglai，zhuazhutangyuhefengxuepingjiushiyizhenquandajiaoti，batamendadekudiehanniang。
jiezhe，tachaowozoulai，wozaiyerenshoubuzhu，puxiangtadehuaili，weiqudeleishuiliulechulai。
“nver，zenmele？shisheiqifuni？gaosumama，mamaweinichuqi！”
mamaroushengxiyu，queshuozhezuibadaodehua。
wocalecaleishui，shuo，“ma，nidaiwohuijiajiuxingle。”
shide，zhiyaodaiwohuijiajiuxing。
wulunshitongxuemenqianlenvdaoyoudeqian，haishifengxuepingyaobeilaoguanggundaizou，tamendouyishenmafan，buyongwochushoujiuyourenduifutamen。
tingdaozheihua，tongxuemendoushayanle。
“shenme？fengyanvshijingranshiyutangdemama？”
“wodetian，zheizenmekeneng？”
“jiushi，zenmemeiyoutingyutangtiqiguo？”
zhenggegaosan，wodezhuyilidouzaixuexishang，jiashangbamagongzuohenmang，erwoyebushineizhongxihuanxuanyaodehaizi，suoyiconglaimeiyouduitongxuemenshuoqiwodejiating。