daxiaojiezerenxinhenzhong，wodeshuxuechengjizicongshanglegaozhongjiuyiluoqianzhang，tameitiandouzaixiangfangshefajiaowoxueshuxue。
shuxuebuhuipianren，buhuijiushibuhui，zenmexuedoubuhui。
kejian，piqichaohaodedaxiaojiebeiwobendehuomaosanzhang：“nishizhuma?limoli，zhenshiyaoqisiwo，zuotianwanshanggangjinijiangguo，jintianzenmehaibuhui?”
woweiweinuonuo，xiaoshengjiaobian：“keshishuzibuyiyanga。”
“nitaogongshia，fangfadoushiyiyangde，weishenmebuhui?”daxiaojiexianxideshouzhikuaibalianxicechuopole。
wohenjuewang，daku：“woyoubuxiangni，neimecongming，neimeyouxiu，kanyibianjiuhuile。wojiushiben，nifangguowobadaxiaojie，qujigengxuyaoderenjiangba，wozheibeizishixuebuhuile。”
shuxuekedaibiaopengzhexitizaipangbianyanbabadikanzhewomen：“daxiaojie，tashitiyushenga!buyaoduitiyushengbaoyouxiwang，tamendenaozisangshidoubuchide。”
kejianshijianshifenbaogui，houmianhaiyoujigetongxueaoaodaibu，daxiaojiezhihaofangguolewoqujiqitarenjiangti。
yougebuzhangyansedeyanjingnanpengzhehualaibiaobai，tadanxiguidi，chongdaxiaojieshenqingdishuo：“xiaoya，genwozaiyiqiba，wozhidaonihengudu，niyizhizaiweizhuangziji，qishinineixinfeichangkewangyouyigerennenggouzoujinqu，wodouzhidao。wohuijinixingfude!”
“有完没完!”
daxiaojiehaokandemeitouzhoudesijin。
yanjingnanjiaojiangyuan，zicongzaigujiadeyanhuishangjiandaodaxiaojiezhihou，jiutiantianzaixuexiaopenggehuagencangyingyiyangniangebuting。
tajiafengbuzheng，pingshizaixuexiaoyebuhaohaoxuexi，labangjiepai，huannvpengyoudesudugenhuanyifuyiyang。
langdanggongzibianqingshengdeximayouxiehaoshizhirenhaitingxihuankande，weiguanderenqunzhongyijingyourentaochushoujizailuxiang。
“nigenwojianguodenvhaidoubuyiyang，nimeiyoutamenneimefuqian，genwozaiyiqizhishiweilewodeqian。nihaotebie，woyuanyizuoniyibeizidefulu。”
天呐，土死我了。
“dayingtadayingta——”yourendashengqihong。
“ajianggongzihaoshenqing，kesiwole。”
“tianna，tadouguixiale。”
jiangyuanjianyouqunzhong，biaoyandigengmaili：“xiaoya，buyaozaiyanshile，wozhidaoniyexihuanwo。dayingwoba。”
xiaoshuo《woshidaxiaojiedetouhaogenban》dierzhangshidujieshu。