第4章 村口调戏事件

cheliangyouzouleyihui,zaiyichuaotubupingdedifangtinglexialai。

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zheilijiushiwanghaodemudedi,yeshishengtayangtadeguxiang,dawangzhuang。

yaoshuodawangzhuang,keshishifangyuanjishiliyoumingdeqiongzhuang。

dankantongwangcunluodedaolujiukejianyiban!

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cheliangtingwen,wanghaoyibutiaoxia。

takanleyiyanyuanqudezhongbache,ranhoushenxiyikouqi,xiangzhecunneizouqu。

dangchujialiqiong,yigeyuanyouerlaidelaorenshuowanghaogugeqingqi,yaodaitashangshanxiulian,fumuyouyulehenjiuzuizhongtongyilexialai,zheigelaoren,jiuchenglewanghaodeshifu。

suiranhenjiumeiyouhuijia,danshineifenqinqinghaizai,zhishiyibieqibanian,yebuzhidaojialideqingkuangzenmeyang。

cunkouhaishiyuanlaidelaoyangzi。

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zaiguoxierizi,jiushiyumishouhuodejijie。

wanghaozhidao,chuanguoyanqiandezheipianyumidi,zaizoujibaimijiushicunzi。

家,我终于回来了!

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yijingshixiawu,zhilewulidejiaozhe,wanghaoyanzhexiaolumanmanqianxing。

turanjian,haoxiangtingdaoyuanchuyouyizhenxixisuosuodeshengyin。

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tajingxiaxin,erduoshuqi,piankejiufenbianchulai,zaizijijishimiwaideyumidili,sihuyourenzhengzaisichezheshenmedongxi。

难道田里有什么事?

xiangleyixia,wanghaojuedingguoqukanshangyiyan。

fengchuiguoyumidi,fachuyizhenhualahualadeshengyin。

bodongzhekuandadelvyouyoudeyumiyezi,xiangneizoubudaosanshibu,jiezhejianxi,wanghaoyiyanjiukandaolianggeniuzaiyiqideshenying。

yigefeishuodenanrenzhengyazaishangmian,shenxiayigenvrenbuduandezhengzha,sizhouyumidaoleyipian,zaitaiyangdeyingzhaoxia,nvrendebojing、datuidengdifangluchuyidapianxuebai,huangdewanghaoyouxieyanyun,haiyinyuenengtingdaozhengzhideshengyin。

“defashu,nibiezheiyang!”

“xiaolia,nizijidayinglaidezheibiankandide?niyoubushihuanghuaguinv,zhiyaogenwoshuile,zheiyikuaidiwonianhoujiufenjini!zayang?”

“shu,niyuanlaikebushizheimeshuode!nikuaisongshou,yaobuwojiuhanrenle!”

“nihana!sheibuzhidaonishiguafu!zuihaorangrendouzhidaonihewozaizheigunyumidi!hana!kanniyihouzenmejianren!”

yizhenningxiaoshenghou,zaicixiangqiyifusichedeshengyin。

“keke!”yankannvrendeyiwujiuyaobeichelan,wanghaobuganzaidengxiaqu,tazaipangbianzhongzhongdekesouleyisheng。

tingdaoshengyin,dilidenanrendunshihuangzhangqilai!

“neigeguierzizheimemeiyanse!kesousha!”suizhejijumamalieliedeshengyin,yumidizhongzuanguolaiyigetizhekuzideaipangfeishuodeshenying。

shiyigesishiduosuidetutounanren,dafubianbian,bozishangdaizheyigedajinlianzi,youlianshangyigeshuodadeheizhikanzherangrenfanwei。

nanrenshenhou,dimeishunyandegenzheyigeershiduosuidenvzi。

cishiyishanyouxiebuzheng,baixidejingbumingxianyoujidaozhuahen,liandaisuihuachenshanshangdekouzidoudiaolejige,heisedezhangkuyepolejichu,luchuyipianruxuedejifu。

“defashu,zheishiganshanei?”wanghaoyiyanjiukanchulairendeshenfen,zheirenjiaozuowangdefa,qibanianqianjiushidawangcundecunzhang,zhengribuganhaoshi,zuibushigedongxi。

“nisheia?”yanjianzhedaoshoudefeiroujiuyaofeizou,wangdefaqidejiuyaomaren,danshiyitingzheigexiaonongminsideqingnianjingranrenshiziji,yishijiandaoyebuhaofaxiele。

“woshiwanghao!”wanghaoxiaomimideshuodao。

“wanghao?baoguijiadeerzi?ee!zheishiganghuilai?neishenme,ganjinhuiquba!”wangdefaxianglexia,zheicaixiangqilaicunliyouzheimeyigelijiajinianmeihuilaidehaizi。

dawangzhuangjibenshangdouxingwang,zhanqindaigudedounenglashangdianguanxi。

“nishixiaohao?”tingdewanghaodeshengyin,wangdefashenhoudenvzimengrantaitou,leiyanmenglongjianjingranyibashangqianlazhulewanghaodeshou。

“nishi?lijie?”wanghaozixibianrenleyixiacaidajingshise。

yanqiandenvrenbuzhengshiyiqiandaizijizhengrilizaicunshangwanshuadezhanglima!

zhanglijiashihoulaibandaocunzilide,shaoyoudejijiawaixingrenjia。

dangchuliangjiaqianhouyuan,zhanglibizijidasansui,congxiaodaodayizhidaizhezijiwanshua,genqinjiejieyiban,xiaodeshihouliangjiahaikaiwanxiao,yaojiechengqinjianei。

“nihuilaile?”zhangliyouxiexinxi,yanqiandewanghaohejinianqiandeshenyingmanmanzhongheqilai。

yuanlai,buzhibujue,yiqiangenzaizijihoumiandexiaopihaidouzhangdachengrenle。

“lijie,nizenmezaizhei?”wanghaohaimeishuowan,likexiangqileyuanyin。

tazaikanwangdefadeshihou,miansejiuyouxiefennule。

zheigelao**,jingranlianlijiedoubufangguo!

“lijie,wohaojiumeihuilaile,cunlideludouyouxieburenshile,yaobunidaiwoguoqurenxialu?”wanghaolazhezhanglideshou,jiuyaoxiangcunneizouqu。

zhanglibeiwanghaodeyibalazhu,xinlidunshiyizhenhuangluan,tabenlaixiangjinchidejujue,danshikanzhehoumiandewangdefa,gengshihaipa,zuizhonghaishizhandaolewanghaodeshenhou。

jianzhangliyaozou,pangbiandewangdefadunshiyouxiebuxi:“xiachedansha!jincundeluninengburenshi?ganjinhuiquba,wohexiaolihaiyouhuashuo!”

haoburongyibatapianchulai,yaoshizheimefangzoule,xiacikejiuburongyile。

“haiyoushenmehua?zhenghaowoganghuilai,yiqirangwoyetinghui?”wanghaohuitou,shuangyandingzhewangdefa!

wangdefaturanganjuehunshenyileng,daxiatiandejingrandalegehanzhan,shuangtuibuzijuedeyouxiefaruan,zheixiaozideyanshenshizaishitaixiehule,kanderenxinlimaomaode。

danshizaobeimeisemizhuledewangdefacishigenbenguanbuleneimeduo,tayaoyaotou,zaiciqishenshangqian,yibachezhuzhanglideyoushou,duizhewanghaorangdao:“laozitanshi,haiyongdezheniwenhua,nidieyemeizigezheimehelaozishuohua。gundan!biedangelaozidezhengshi!”

“hehe!”wanghaoweiweiyixiao,benlaibuxiangreshide,meixiangdaoganghuidaocunli,jingranhaibeidangzuoruanshizile!

yaoshiyiqiandeshihou,haizhenmeibanfa,danshixianzai,yigexiaoxiaodewangdefahaizhenbufangzaiyanli!

wanghaomianseyihan,zuoshouzhouranshenchu,shouzhifali,yibaniezaiwangdefadeshoubeizhishang。

yiguhuoshaohuoliaodeganjueshunjianchuanbianwangdefadequanshen。

“nisongshou!teng!teng!”rutongbeishaohongdehuoqianjiazhuyiyang,wangdefadunshiguikulanghaoqilai。

“xianzaiyouzigehenishuohualema?”wanghaowendao。

“you!you!you!”wangdefacishitongdemantoudahan,henbudeguidiqiurao!

“zheiyicixianbuheniyibanjianshi!lijie,zanmenzouba!”wanghaolengxiaoyisheng,songkaiwangdefadeshoubei,ranhoudaizhezhanglidabudexiangcunneizouqu。

yumidili,wangdefaqujuanzaidishang,baozheshoubeiaihaobuzhi,denglebantiancaishaoweihuanjieleyixiatengtong。

takanzheshoubeishangdeliangdaoyuhen,lianshangdehengroulaihuisongdong:“haonigewanghao,ganghuicunjiugangenlaoziheng!kanlaozibuwansini!”