第1章
“jiangjiaoshou,nitingzhu,mashangjiudaoyiyuan!”yetianchongtangzaihouzuoshangyanyanyixi,baifacangcangdelaorendahandao。
taxianshudejiashiqiche,feikuaishixiangyiyuan。
fangcai,tagangjieshuwutiantongxiaodadandegongzuo,jiutingjianyishengjuxiang,jiangjiaoshoudeshiyanshifashengyiwaibaozha,jiangjiaoshoumingxuanyixian。
jiangjiaoshounaishidingjiankexuejia,weiguojiahekeyanfengxianleyibeizi,rujinnianguoguxi,rengshengengkexue,weilebucuoguorenheyigeshiyanxijie,lianzhouzhuangongzuosantiansanye,quechuxianzheizhongyiwai,yetianxintongwanfen。
tayidingyaoyizuikuaidesudubajiangjiaoshousongdaoyiyuan,wanjiutadeshengming。
“laideji,daoluchangtong,womenyidingkeyijishidaoyiyuan。”yetiandashenganwei:“jiangjiaoshou,ninengtingjianwoshuohuama?niqianwanbunengshui!”
houzuoyipiansiji,jiangjiaoshoudeyanjingzhengzaimanmanheshang。
叶天心急如焚。
haiyouxiwang,buyuanchujiushiyiyuan。
嘎!
turan,yanqianmaochuheiyayaderenqun。
talianmangjicha,luntaimaoqibaiyan,jiaochexianzhiyouxianditingxia。tamengdixiangqianpuqu,lianjiahenhenzhuangzaifangxiangpanshang。
yiliangpaocheheyiqunrenduzhulequlu。
“shenmeren,kaichezheimekuai?ganzhequtoutaia!”
“tachadianzhuangdaowoaidoudepaoche,tapeideqima?”
“kaizheizhongpochederen,mailetadoupeibuqi。”
renqunjijizhazhadimaleqilai。
yetianganjinxiache,faxianmeirenshoushang,bujinsonglekouqi,daoqiandao:“duibuqi,wocheshangyourenshoushang,yaoganjinsongquyiyuanjiuzhi,suoyikaikuaileyidian,hedaonimen,shenbiaoqianyi。”
“yi,zheixiaogezhangdemeiqingmuxiu,haiyoudianxiaoshuaini。”
“qie,naliyouwomenaidoufanzhengyushuai,womenaidoushiyuzhoudiyishuai。”
“dui,sheidoumeiyouaidoushuai。”
zhongrenxipixiaolianditaolunqilai。
yetianxinjirufen,shuo:“zhuwei,wocheshangyourenshoushang,yaoganjinsongquyiyuan,mafannimenrangyirang。”
duifangfanzhebaiyan,genbenbulihui:“nicheshangyourenshoushang,guanwoshenmeshi,womenzaizheiliheaidouheyingni。”
“jiushi,yourenshoushangsongyiyuana,chaowomenrangrangshenme。”
yetianwuyu,shenxiyikouqi,yaxiaxinzhongdenuhuo,shuo:“nimenbaludangsile,wodechemeifaguoqu。”
“neinilingwaizhaoyitiaolua,zenmefeidecongzheiliguo,dangewomenheaidouheying。”
“jiushi,tiandadida,womenaidouzuida。”
“这人真是无知!”
yetianchadianqideqiqiaoshengyan,shengyindourantigao:“zheikeshirenming,heyingnengherenmingbima?erqie,zhiyouzheitiaolujuliyiyuanzuijin,gaidaozhishaoyaodangebangexiaoshi。”
duifanglikezhakaileguo,fennudidarangdajiao:“a,nijingganxiongwomen,congxiaodaoda,doumeirenganxiongwomen。”
“dui,wobamadoubuganxiongwo,aidouyebuhuixiongwo,nisuanshenmedongxi!”
yetianchulifennu,nuhedao:“shoushangdeshilaojiaoshou,weiguojiakeyanliuxueliuhanyibeizidelaojiaoshou,nimenjiuzheiyangrenxindangluma?”
“laojiaoshouyouzenmeyang?yiqunkuhaha,youwomenaidouzhuandeduoma?womenaidouyichangyanchuzhuanjibaiwan。yichangzhibodaihuoshuqianwan,guojiadouyaohuzhewomenaidou。laojiaoshousuanshenmedongxi。”
“laojiaoshougenbenburuwomenaidou,hekuangdouyijinglaole,sileyezhenghao,haijieyueliangshi。”
yetianshidaxiaguozuinianqing,yeshizuidingjidekexuejia,shisuijinrudaxiaguotiancaishaonianbanxuexi,shiliusuiboshibiye,yizhizuixinkeyan,momofengxian,gongkeleguojiawushukexuenanti,duiyulequandeshizhizhishenshao。
tacongweixiangguoyouchaoyiri,jingranhuiyourenshuochuzheizhongdanibudaodehua。
“nimenjingranshuochuzheizhonghua,meijiule,nimenzheiqunnaocan!”yetianfennudipaoxiao。
“dadan,shisheizaimawodefensi?”turan,renqunzhongzouchulaiyiren,zhengshifanzhengyu,huazhejingzhidezhuangrong,daizheerding,xuzheliuhai,youtoufenmian,binvrenhainvren。
“wa,fanfan,nihaoshuaia,weiwomenzhuchizhengyi。”
“范范,我爱你!”
“fanfan,woxiangjinishenghouzi。”
yiqunfensishuangyanfangguang,henbudechongshangqu,dengshi,daolugengshidudeshuixiebutong。
yetiancaicezheijiushisuoweideaidou,shenxikouqi。
fensibudongshi,zhinengxiwangaidoutongqingdali。
tajinliangyongpingwendekouqishuo:“cheshangyourenshoushang,shengmingchuiwei,qingnimenrangyirang,woyaomashangsongtaquyiyuan。”
fanzhengyuchongerbuwen,miansebushandidengzheyetian,wen:“sheijinideyongqi,ganmawodefensi!yigedananren,jingganduizheimeduokeaidemeinvculuwuli。”
“wa,fanfanhaoman,nanyoulimax。”
“yaoyoufanfanzheiyangdenanpengyou,wosidouyuanyi。”
“heng,nikanzheirenzhangdezheimeputong,queneimezixin,bujifanfanwanfenzhiyi。”
“echouguonan,nalixiangfanfanhewaiguonanrenyoushenshifengdu。”
“fanfanshigaoguidemiguoguoji,zheizhongechouguonantixiedoubupei。”
yiqunfensiyanmaojinguang,shuangshoupengxin,zuohuachizhuang。
yetianbukesiyidedengdayanjing,meixiangdaozheiqunrenjingranrucirumazijidetongbao,erqie,zhengzhuyezheimebujiangdaoli。
上梁不正下梁歪!
tahuitoukanleyiyanhouzuo,jiangjiaoshouyijingwanquanbishangleyan,mingxuanyixian。
tadenuhuoxiangshihuoshanbanbaofa,duanhedao:“rangkai!”
“burang!jiuburang!fanfan,womenfensizhichini,jueduibunengjizheigeerenranglu。”
“dui,womenfanfanshizhengyidehuashen,zuibupaeshili。”
fensiqizuibashedishengyuan,fanzhengyuyuefadeyi,jiaoxiaodao:“nimenjiukanhaoba,wojueduibuhuijieshilirangbu。”
shuoba,tazhijiezuojinhaoche,soudeyixia,jiangchehengtingzaileluzhongjian,chadianzhuangdaoyigefensi,danduifanghunbuzaiyi,fanerxingfendizhiguzhang:“wa,fanfanhaoshuai,zheijiushizhennanren,juebujieshilirangbu。”
“daodisheishie——shi——li?”
yetianqideyaoyaqiechi,henbudechongshangquzoutamenyidun。
fanfandayaodabaidixiache,butingxiangfensihuishouzhiyi,ranhoutiaoxindikanzheyetian,fangfozaishuokanninawozenmeban。
“jiangjiaoshouweileguojialiuxueliuhan,woqinengrangnimenzheiqunrenduansongtadexingming,jirannimenzhiyiyaolanlu,neijiuguaibudewole。”
叶天径直转身上车。
fensijianzhuang,yiweiyetianbaixiazhenlai,yaodiaotougaidao,fenfenhuanhuqingzhu。
fanzhengyugengxiangshidaleshengzhangdejiangjun,zhigaoqiyang。
yetianwojinfangxiangpan,yanshenjianding,mengdiyicaiyoumen,jiaochejingzhixiangpaochechongqu。
砰!
yishengjuxiang,jiaochezhuangshangpaoche。
“啊!”
renqunfachuyilianchuanjianjiaojinghu。
fanzhengyumudengkoudai,hedeliushenwuzhu,shuangshoubaotou,butingtiaojiao:“wodepaoche——”
滋啦!
liangchejuliemoca,baofacierdeshengyin,danyetianchongerbuwen,tayanzhongzhiyouyigemubiao——yiyuan。
砰!
paochezhongyubeizhuangkai,luchuleyitiaotongdao。
yetianbuzaidange,feisushixiangyiyuan。