第一章
我死后。
所有人都皆大欢喜。
fumuqingxingmeilewozheigeleizhui。
yangmeigaoxingzaiyebuyonghuozaiwodeyinyingli。
wodeqianfuhebaiyueguanghuosujubanlehunli。
我的儿子也很高兴。
wozhidao，tazaojiuxianghuangemamale。
sihu，wosile，dajiadouguoshanglexiangyaodeshenghuo。
直到他们意识到。
meilewodefuchu，suoyourendeshenghuodouluantaole。
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hunlishang，siyiwenxiaowenyuzheibeizizuiganxiederenshishei。
xiaowenyusihaomeiyouyouyu，zhijietuokouerchuwodemingzi。
“wozuiganxiederen，shiwodeqianqijiyouxuan，duokuiletajianqianyankai，weilebierenhewolihun，wocaiyoujihuiqudaoyuanyuanzheimehaodelaopo。”
jiyuanyuanshiwodeyangmei，yeshixiaowenyudebaiyueguang。
tingdaoxiaowenyudangzhongkuaziji，taminzuiyixiao，qianxudao。
“qishiwoyemeiyouwenyushuodeneimehao，wojiushigeputongnvhaier，kenengzheijiushiqingrenyanlichuxishiba。”
xiaowenyushiyoumingdeqiyejia，henshaobazijidesishenghuobaizaitaiqian。
gengbieshuoxiangxianzaizheiyangzhaojijizhezhibohunlile。
zhongrenjiezhiwohexiaowenyulihundeshihounaodebutaiyukuai。
rujinyoujihuidangzhongcongtakouzhongwaxiehuabianxinwen，siyiziranshibukenqingyifangguode。
tajiezheshuodao：“tingshuoxiaozongdeqianqishixuedaoyanchushende，haizhuanmenweinimenzhijiandeaiqinggushipaiguoyigejilupian。”
“woganghaojiechuguoheji**xiangshudesheyingshi，nadaolejilupiandedipian，xiaozongjieyifenxiangjidajiakankanma？”
xiaowenyuhaimeilaidejihuida，womadaoyouxiezuobuzhule。
“daxiderizi，feiyaotineigebaiyanlangganma，nizheigesiyidaodizhuanbuzhuanyea？！”
siyidemianzishangyouxieguabuzhule，tagangadexiaoleliangsheng，zhengzhunbeizhuanyihuati。
quebuliao，chenmoxujiudexiaowenyukaikoule。
“ma，nizheishishuodeshenmehua，hebigenyigesirenjijiaoni。”
tazhuantouduisiyidao：“woqianqisuiranshidaoyanzhuanyebiyede，danshijielehunyihouyizhizaijiazuojiatingzhufu，zaiyishushangyemeishenmechengjiu。”
“tapaichulaidedongxiwoyekanguo，shizaishimeishenmeliangdian，buguo，jirandajiadouxiangkan，neijiufangxiepianduanba。”
xiaowenyu、jiyuanyuanhaiyousiyisanren，tuidaowutaibianyuan。
sanrenshenhoudedapingmuhuanhuanliangqi，luchuwozaidiaoshishebeidemoyang。
shipinzhongdewoshenchuanhunsha，mingmeidechongzhejingtouxiaolexiao。
zaichangdesuoyourendouxiayishidipingzhulehuxi，quanshenguanzhudekanxiangdapingmu。
neixieyingyaoerlaidejizhemen，zaoyijiangjingtouduizhunleqianfang。
“mingtian，wojiuyaojiehunle，ganjuexianzaidezijihexiangxiangzhongdezijiyouxiebuyiyang，woyiweijiehunshidewohuihenkaixin，danxianzaikanlai，gengduodeshijinzhang。”
“woyoudianhaipazijimeibanfashiyingshenfendezhuanbian，buguo，yixiangdaomashangjiuyaohexiaowenyushenghuozaiyiqile，wojiuyouxieyizhibuzhudejidong。”
“wodenaoziliyouhenduoduiyuweilaidechangxiang，biru，womenhuiyoujigexiaohai，yaojixiaohaiqishenmemingzi，weilaiwohexiaowenyudejiehunjinianriyaoqunaguo......”
shuodaozhei，jingtouzhongdewoturanyouxiebuhaoyisidichongzhejingtouxiaolexiao。
“yibuxiaoxinfeihuajiushuoduole，benlaishidasuantiqianlugehunlizhuanchangde，shunbianjidajiakankanhunsha。”
zheishi，woturancoudaojingtouqianmian，jianghunshadequnbaizhanshijidajiakan。
hunshadequnbaishangmian，youxiegewaizhayandefengxian。
woyouxiebuhaoyisidiwuzhuposundedifang，
“zheihunshabeiwobuxiaoxinnongpole，dajiabuyaozaiyizheixiexijie。”
“kanzheili，dajianengkandaoma，hunshashangmianhaiyouzuanshini。”
“zheikeshixiaowenyuzhaorenzhuanmenjiwoshejidekuanshi，suishuowoyehenxihuanzheijianhunsha，danshizhidaohunshadejiagehou，wohaishimeirenzhubaxiaowenyuchoumaleyidun！”