houlaiguxingzhichenglehuangdi，shishujizaitadechushen，queshi：
【erhuangziguxingzhi，jiaguifeisuochu，taizushuzi，zixiaocongminglingli，taizuduitashenshixiai，shichangzhaotadaoshencepeiban......】
这简直是放屁。
erbeiguxingzhizhuifengweiyunguifeidewo，shishujiugengweilipule：
【yunhuangguifei，guanglingjunshuxiangmendiyunshizhinv，dafangdeti，wenrougongjian，huizhilanxin，rongzixiumei，heerhuangzixiangruyimo，yiluxiangxie.......】
keshishishi，womenliangge，yigeshibushouchongdeerhuangzi，yigeshigewufuwumudegongnv。
benlaiyinweibushouchong，zheidanghuangdidemingshuyelunbudaota，yushizaitadagedengjizhihou，bianbeiyi【tunmeijunduiliangxiang】dezuiming，jiangtafapeidaoleguanglingjun——nanfangzuijiankudedifang。
nikan，zuoyigexiansanwangye，douhaiyousuishidiaonaodaidefengxian。
erwozheiyangyigewufuwumudegunv，mingjiugengbushimingle。
wojiaoyunli，fuqinzaoshi，muqinyezaiwoshiersuideshihoujilaochengji，sashourenhuan。
weilehuoxiaqu，wojinlegong。
benlaiyiwodeshenfenzhinengzuoyigesasaogongnv，mianqiangnengchibaofan，meixiangdaohoulaibeixuanshangzuolechuwangfei。
zhiyushenmeshuxiangmendi，neixiezirangengshijiadebunengzaijia。
buguobeibiandechuwangsuiranshidaizuizhishen，danyijiushihuangjiazhizi，wangyedefenghaoyicun。
suoyiwozheigechuwangfeideliuchengzoudehaishihenguiju。
xianshichengbaochaoting，ranhoushijiaoyutaihoushenpi，zaizhihoujiushihuanghoufadie，zuihoucaishihuangshangcixiahunqi。
zaidengdaiguanfangzouliuchengdeguochengzhong，neixiegegenwowandebijiaohaodejiemeidouzaianweiwo：
「yunli，niyebietaidanxin，zaizenmeshuoneiyehaishiyigewangye，jiaguoquzonghaishiyouxiejiadi，buhuichikuide。」「shia，shuobudingnijiaguoqule，rangwangyexihuanshangni，ziciyebuyongzaizuoyigesasaogongnvle。」wozhidaotamenzheishizaianweiwo，danshiwoshizaishiwufaxiaozhehuiying，zhinengyaozheyashuo：
「谢谢。」
zaicishi，zaiduodeanweiyebunenggaibianxianshi，woyezhinengfangxiaguo，cainengguodegenghao。
yinweizixiaomuqinjiugaosuwo：
「ali，wodenver，niyidingyaohuozhe，huozhecaiyouxiwang。」suoyi，wulunqianmianshidaoshanhuohai，wodouyaohuozhe。