我死后开发婚姻APP,地府炸了第1章

wo,yigehunlianwangzhandechengxuyuan,siyu996。

daoledifu,wofaxianzheilideguihunyinweizhiniantaishenwufatoutai。

qizhongjiuchengshiqingzhi,eryuelaocidehongxianfenpeikanbiyaohao。

xiaolvdixia,wushudanshenguikudengqiannian。

wowendaolekpideweidao,lazheheibaiwuchangdangtianshitouzigui,kaifale“mingjiejiayuan”app。

tongguodashujujinxinglinghunpipei,wodesloganshi:“wangchuanbian,weinituodan”。

shengyihuobaohou,wojiedaolevvipkehu——neiweichuanwenzhongzhenshoushibacengdiyudejinyuxiyanluowang。

tayaoyuwoqianyifenqiyuehunyin,tiaojianshibangwogaodingyuelaodengjiushilidedaya。

wotoutingdaotaxinsheng:【zhongyuzhaodaotale,zheicijuebufangshou。】

woyiweitazhideshiwotongguodashujuweitapipeidebaiyueguang,yigechenshuileqianniandexianzi。

zhidaowobaxianzisongdaotamianqian,taquedangzhezhenggedifudemian,niesuileneitiaopipeihongxian,xinghongzheyankanwo:

“woyaozhaode,shini。”

“yigelianhuntidouwenbuzhudefanrengui,yeganwangtansanjieyinyuan?”

jianlidenvshenghuapowomingjiejiayuanbangongshiderenao。

wotaitou,kanjianyigeshenchuanhualixianqundenvren,xiabataidenengchuochuandifudetianhuaban。

tajiaohongluan,yuelaozuoxiadexianguan,zuijinwomenshijingpin。

“yo,zheibushiyuelaocidejinpaihongniangma?zenme,nimenneierduanwangle?paowozheilaicengredu?”woqiaozhejianpan,yanpidoumeitai。

bangongshilidengzhepipeideguihunmenfachuyizhenqiexiao。

红鸾的脸瞬间涨红。

“fangsi!nisuangeshenmedongxi?buguoshiyonglexietoujiquqiaodefanjianbaxi,guhuozheixieguhunyeguibale!”

taqingmiedisaoshiyiquan,shengyinbagao。

“nimenzheixiegui,zhenshikebei。fangzheyuelaociyudetangtangzhengzhengdetiandingyinyuanbuyao,quexinyigeyeluzichengxuyuandeporuanjian?tanengjinimenshenme?daimaxiejiudexujiaaiqingma?diurenxianyan!”

yigegangshiliandenvguibeichuodaotongchu,xiaoshengkuleqilai。

wotingxiashouzhongdegongzuo,zhanqishen。

“hongluanxianguan,wozheiruanjian,nengrangdenglesanbainianmeipaishanghaodelaoguanggunzhaodaozhixingui,nengrangbeizhananguipianleganqingdenvguijingzhunbilei。zheijiaogaoxiao,jiaojingzhun。zhiyunishuodetiandingyinyuan……”

我笑了。

“paihaoqiannian,jianmianwufenzhong,bazibuhe,zaidengyiqiannian。nimenguanzheijiaoyuanfen,woguanzheijiaobug。”

“ni!”hongluanqidefadou,“nizheishizaidabaitiandao,raoluanyinyangzhixu!nibizaotianqian!”

tashuozhe,shouzhongjingningjiechuyidaohongguang,zhichongwodefuwuqi。

woxinliyijin,wozhishigeputongguihun,nadangdezhuzheige。

jiuzaicishi,bangongshidemenbeiyiguwuxingdeliliangtuikai。

heibaiwuchangyizuoyiyou,shensesumudizoulejinlai。

“hongluanxianguan,haodadeguanwei。”heiwuchangdeshengyinmeiyouyisiwendu。

“yanluodianqian,niyegandongyongfashu?”baiwuchangbuchongdao。

hongluankandaotamen,qiyandunshixiaoleyiban,danhaishizuiying:“wo……wozheishizaiqingchuyaonie,weihuzhengtong!”

baiwuchangmeilita,zhuanxiangwo,lianshangduiqishangyehuadexiaorong:“laoban,nindevvipkehudaole。”

huayingangluo,yigeshenyingchuxianzaimenkou。