第3章 :谁倒贴谁啊(2006字)

“jie,”chumianshuo,“nixinqingyaoshibuhaojiuguolaizhaowo,ganghaowoxuyaobangmangni。”

“zenmelemianmian?”chuxiashuo,“nirang**huoerxing,yaoshijieqianxianshuowobaidaa,niyezhidao,wojialidecaizhengdaquanbeinijiefuzhangkongzheni,wohuaqiandoudeshouxinchaoshangjitayao!”

“wobuyaoqian,”chumianshuo,“dianlishengyihaixing,woxiaoriziguodeyebujinba,jiushiyueliangzheihuierzaiyiyuandazhenmeirenkan,taiyangyoubeireshuitanglexia,niyaoshishijianheshi,jiuganjinquyiyuanbangwokanzheyueliang,wozhaorenbangwokanzheni,wobunengdanwurenjiashijiande。”

“neixing,”chuxiashuo,“zainageyiyuannagebingfang,wozheijiuganguoqu。”

“wojiapangbiandeertongfushuyiyuan,erke3haobingfang。”chumianshuo,“niganjinquba。”

jieshuletonghua,chuxianeibianganwangyiyuan,chumianjiuguanchaerzigeboshangdetangshang。

moleyaogaozhihou,fahongdeyansezhujianbiandanle,kanyangziwentibudale。

“zhouma,”chumianjiangerzijiaojizhouma,“woquyiyuanneibian,niyezhidaowojieshierduo,jiegedianhuajiupaoren,zhiwangbushangde。”

“neiniganjinquba,”zhoumabaozhechuyang,“wohuikanhaotaiyangde,nibieji。”

“ng!”chumianjiunaqishouji,jicongcongxialou。

kuaiyaozoudaoshizilukoudeshihou,chuxiadedianhuayoudaguolaile。

“jie,nijiandaoyueliangle?tameishiba?”chumianganmangwen。

“mianmian,”chuxiadishengshuo,“nijiwolaoshijiaodai,nishibushitanlianaile?neixiaohuoziyikanjiushiyouqianren,erqiezhangdehaizeishuai,qiaoneidagaogezi!”

“nidoushenmeya?”chumianbianzoubianshuo,“wojiushizhuangletadeche,taxianzaishiwozhaizhu!”

“zhaizhu?”chuxiajingdao,“niqiantaduoshaoqian?”

“taneichexiuhaolebudeshijiwan?”chumianshuo,“woshuolefenqijitade......”

“dududu......”chuxianeibianyijingjieshutonghuale。

chumianbuzhidao,tajiajiejiezheihuizhenglizhiqizhuangdizhanzaimusichenshenqian。

“womeimeijiushizhuanglenideche?”

musichenzhengbieniudibaozhechuyuelaihuihong,xiaojiahuohaoburongyicaibukule。

tagangyaochuankouqini,yanqianjiuduolegepangnvren。

erqiepangnvrenzhengzaizhiwenta。

“nimeimeishishei?”musichenzhouzheyingtingdejianmeiwen。

其实他已经猜到了。

zhuangletachede,chuleneigehuangluandexiaonvren,haiyoushei?

“wojinggaoni,”chuxiaqiazheshuitongyao,“womeimeigujiaguarendailianggebudaoliangsuidehaizi,niangsachifandouchengwentide,nibiexiangzheetamen,womeimeilaoshi,keshitahaiyouwozheigejiejieni!”

“zheimeshuonibulaoshi?”musichenbeiqideweiweilengxiao,“nixiangzenmeyang?”

“yaotapeiqianmeiyou,”chuxiayangzhebikong,“peimingyousantiaoni,niganyaoma?”

“zhenshiwuli,”musichenlengheng,“zheishitagennishuode?”

“bieguansheigenwoshuode,”chuxiawangqianzouleyibu,“qifuwomeimeijiushibuxing!”

suiranzheinanrenjugaolinxia,qiangdadeweiyahenshiporen,danchuxiabupa。

tapameimeipeibuqiqian,zhaotajie。

shihuashishuotajiasuiranzhuzhexiaobieshu,dantagerenmeiqian。

“womeigongfugennixianche!”musichenlengzhelian,“qingjiaohaizimaganjinhuilai,tayijingdanwuwohenzhangshijianle!”

“.......”chuxiazheicaikandaobeinanrenbaozaihuailidechuyue,xiaoxiaodeyige。

xiaojiahuokenzhebangbangtang,heiputaobandedayanjinglihaiyoulei。

kandaochuxia,xiaonaiwanaishengnaiqidijiao:“da......yi。”

chuxiadexindengshiruanle,shenkaishuangbeijiuyaobaoxiaowaishengnv。

musichenquebikaileta,lengzhelianshuo:“haizizhinengjiaojitamuqin,woburenshini!”

“nimeitingdaoyueliangjiaowodayi?”chuxiayangwangzhelengjunbaqidenanren,“wobushirenfanzi!”

“jiupingnishuohuadefangshi,”musichenlengheng,“wojuedeniyebushihaoren!”

“shuosheibushihaoren?”chuxiajile,“wohaimeiguainipengciwomeimeini!”

“yaopengciyeshita!”musichenyundao,“woyigexiaoshidouhaojitamenniangliangle,tapeideqima?”

“chi!”chuxiazhengyaoshuofenglianghua,chumianyilianhanshuidejinlaile。

“duibuqimuxiansheng,”taganmangguolaijienver,“gangcaiwoyeshimeibanfa,zhenshijinitianmafanle!”

“suanwodaomei!”musichenfulefuchenyixiushangdezhouzhe,lengzhejunlianwangwaizou。

“muxiansheng,”chumianjimangshuo,“ninjidexiuchebaojiajiwo,haiyougangcaideyiyaofei,duilehaiyoutongcheqian,yongbuleneimeduode......”

chuyueetoushangzhazhezhen,chumianbunengzhuichumen。

dengtazheifanhuashuowan,zoulanglikengqiangyoulidejiaobushengyijinghenyuanle。

“mianmiannishaa!”chuxiabolameimeigebo,“nayouzhuizhedaotieqiande?”

“shuoshenmenijie?”chumianyouxieji,“woguahuailerenjiadeche,wanlerenjiajiwowuqianyuanmaitongche,haifuleyueliangdezhuyuanfeiyiyaofei,sheidaotiesheia?”

“tashinanren,zheibujiuduile?”

“wogenrenjiaburenshi,nizheidounagennaera?”

“yihoubujiurenshile?”chuxiashuo,“woqiaotaxianggeyouqianren,niyeshigujiaguarende,buxingguashangta,gentatantan!”

chumianbeizijiajiejieqidefanlebaiyan,qiahaozheishichuxiadeshoujixiangle。

yikanshitajiananrende,chuxiaganmangjieqi,genmeimeibaibaishou,fengfenghuohuodizoule。

chumiandeerduogenzongsuanqingjingxialaile,keshi......

tasuijikandaoleyizishang,dazhemusichenzhidishehuadeheisexizhuang。

zheishigangcaitabangtakanhaizi,xianretuoxialaide?

chumianbayueliangfangzaibingchuangshang,nachushoujijimusichenfaxinxi。

“muxiansheng,nindexizhuangwaitaowangnale,wojininsongguoqu?”

gujizheihuiermusichenzhengkaizheche。

guolekuaiyifenzhong,tacaihui:“buyaole。”

不要了?

chumianxilekouqi,zheimedidiaoshehuadexizhuang,budeshijiwan?

果然是有钱人啊!

danshitamolemoxizhuangkoudai,mochuleyihezijiburenshidexiangyan,haiyouyigekabao。

kabaolishijizhangyinxingka,haiyoushenfenzheng!

chumianganmangyoujimusichenfaxinxi:nindekabaozaikoudailini。

“真是该死!”

musichenyaoya,takeshimeidasuanzaijianneinvrende!

suanle,haishidiaotouhuiquba!