第1章 狗改不了吃屎

kanzhehuanhuantuikaidehouzhongtiemen,kanzhegangloushangheqiangshidandewujing,shichenghubanmideyanjinghuodezhengkai:“wohuilaile,nimendebozixiganjinglema?!”

“haohaozuorenba,xiwangyihoubuyaozaijiandaonimen!”yujingzhanzaimenkou,linglidemuguang,zaizheixierendeshenshangyiyisaoguo。

huchuleyikouzhuoqi,shichenghutizheyigebeibaogenzhejirenyiqichuletiemen,tiemenwai,yangguangmingmei!

rubiaoqiangyiyangzhanzailubiandeshilaigeheiyidahan,manmandeweileguolai,muguangzaizheixieganggangfangchulaideqiufanshenshangyiyisaoguo,zuihoutingliuzaileshichenghudeshenshang。

qiyuwugeqiufankandaoqingkuangyouxiebudui,jiakuailejiaobu,henkuaixiaoshizailedahanmendeshixianzhong。

“dashao,nizhongyuxingmanshifangle,laotaitairangwomenlaijienihuijia!”heibaozheicailaidaoleshichenghudeshenbian,pixiaoroubuxiaodelaileyiju!

shichenghudezuijiaofanqileyisidandandewanwei:“wunianle,tahaibukenfangguowo?”

“laotaitaizhaixinrenhou,zheixieniangengshichizhainianfo,tashuole,yibixiebuchulianggeshizi,zhiyaonihuiqu,nihaishishijiadedashao!”

“shitadeyitiaogoucaiduiba?”

heibaoningxiaoleyisheng:“laotaitaizhidaoniduiwunianqiandeshiqinggenggengyuhuai,womenlaideshihoutajiaodaile,ruguonibuxianghuiqu,jiurangwomenbaniderentoudaihuiqu!”

“gouguorangaibulechishi!”shichenghuyanzhongyoujingguangyishanerguo!

wunianqian,shichenghushizichanyiwandeshijiadedisandaizhongzuijiechudedizi,juecaijingyan,shilaoyezishenzhizaibutongchanghebiaoshi,zijibainianzhihou,shichenghujiangshizuiheshidejiebanren。

shibasuishengrineitian,shichenghuduoheleliangbei,xinglaideshihou,shenbianduoleyigehunmibuxingdenvren,erqieshenshangruchushengyingerbandeganjing!

shichenghuzhidao,zheishigeyinmou,shiyizhidoubazijidangchengyanzhongdingrouzhongcidelaotaitaizhenduizijideyinmou,qishenxiangtaodeshihou,quebeifengyongerjindejingcha,sisideanzailechuangshang。

shichenghubeipanruyuwunian,shilaoyeziqideyimingwuhu,muqinweileshichenghudeshiqinglaihuibenbo,jilaochengji,henkuaibuleshilaoyezidehouchen。

danzhengshiyoulemuqindebenbo,zijicaihuodelecanjunruwu,daizuiligongdejihui,caiyonglesinianbanshijian,chengweileweizhenxibeidezhanshen!

zheigechou,yidingyaobao,dandangshizhengshixibeizhanshichijindeshihou,shichenghuwuxiafenshen!

“wunianshijiankeyigaibianhenduo,shijiaxianzaishilaotaitaizuozhu,dashao,nishicongmingren,yinggaizhidaozenmexuanze,duima?”

shichenghuyaoleyaotou,zuijiaofanqileyisiwanwei:“wodexuanzeshi,buhuiqu!”

“格杀勿论!”

heibaoganggangfeineimeduokoushe,dengdejiushishichenghuzheijuhua,yishengduanhe,yiquanhongxiangleshichenghu。

danquantoucaihuidaoyiban,heibaodeliansejiubianle,yinweineirubenleibandeyiquan,jingranbeishichenghuzhuazaileshouli。

heibaoandaoleyishengbumiao,duzishangjiuzhongleyijiao,rupaodanyiyangfeilechuqu,shenzaibankongzhong,jiutuchuleyikoudaizheneizangsuipiandexianxue!

zhongzhongshuaizaidishangdeheibao,yanzhongshanguoleyisihairan,zheihaishidangnianneigeshouwufujizhilidedashaoma?

“开枪!”

kandaoheibaozhongshang,shengxiadeshiyigedahanyishengnuhou,qiqibochuleshouqiang。

“砰砰砰砰!”

yizhenqingcuideqiangshengxiangqi,shiyigedahanchiqiangdeshouwan,jihuzaitongyishijianzhachuleyigexuedong,qiangyediaozailedishang!

“轰轰轰轰!”

yizhenfadongjideshenglangxiangqi,siliangjunyongjipuche,rufengchidianzhibandeshileguolai,meiliangcheshang,douyoushigewuzhuangdaoleyachideshibing,yimadangxiandeneiliangcheshang,yigezhongniannanrenshenticachulejiashishi,shoulideshamozhiyinghaizaiwangwaimaozheqingyan!

zhongniannanrenyiliandegangyi,jianbangshangkangzhejinsedejianzhang,liangkejinxingshanshanfaguang!

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jipuchetingwen,sishimingshibingtiaoxia,jiangheibaodengrenweileqilai,heidongdongdeqiangkouduizhunlezheixiedahan。

“jiangjun,womenshizijinchengshijiade……”heibaoetoushangyijingshenchulemimidehanzhu,danxiangdaozheizhongjiankenengyouwuhui,yilianpeixiaodebiaomingzheshenfen!

zouxiangleshichenghudezhongjiang,touyebuhuideshuaishoujiushiyiqiang,heibaodetuishangzhachuleyigedadong,canjiaozheguidaozailedishang!

zhongjiangzheicaigenzuoleyijianweibuzudaodexiaoshiyiyang,laidaoshichenghudemianqian,padeyigelizheng:“hushuai,womenlaiwanle!”

“nimenlaizaole!”shichenghudeshengyinpingjingdebudaiyisirenjianqinggan。

sharenruqiecai,lixiawushujungongdehushuai,juebushixincishouruanzhibei,zijiruguozailaiwanyidian,zheixierenyexudoubianchenglesishi!

zhongjiangmingbaishichenghudeyisi,xinzhongyilinzhixia,dixialetoulai,rutongyigezuocuoleshiqingdehaizi!

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“kenqinghushuaisansi,shouhuichengming,xibeijunshiwanjiangshi,yibailingbatiaohuzaizi,libukaihushuai!”sishimingshibingqishuashuadeguilexialai,shengyinzhentian!

“xibeiqiangdi,yijinshujiaoping,zhishaoanningshinian!”shichenghurulijianyiyangdemuguangzaizheixiegangtieyiyangdehanzishenshangyiyisaoguo:“guozhianwei,woyijinlemianbozhili,shengxiadeshijian,woyinggaihaohaobuchangtamenmunvliang!”

dangniandeshi,linwanjingyetongyangshishouhaizhe,erqieyiyefengliuzhihou,linwanjinghaitishichenghushenglegenver!

weihunxianzisuiranranglinwanjingchijinlekutou,danzheigejianqiangdenvziquedaizhenver,jianglinshijituanjingyingdeyoushengyouse。

zhongnanqingnvdelinlaotaitaibuganxinlinjiarangyigemingshenglangjidenvzibazhanlequ,zhijietilinwanjingzhaoleyigenanren,xiangyaoyiciweijiekou,jianglinwanjingjiachulinjia。

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“yatou,babamashanghuilaile,yihou,nijiushizheigeshijieshang,sheidouyaoxianmudujidegongzhu!”naohailishanzhezheiyangdeniantou,shichenghuyanzhongyoujingguangyishanerguo!