第一章祝你生日快乐
zaiduhuifushixiandeshihou,woyijingpiaozaibingfangbankongle。
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“yanyan,zhunishengrikuaile。”
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“菲菲呢?”
“死了!”
yitingdaowodemingzi,womadelianlimachenlexialai。
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erwokaojideshizaiyemeiyoubeitiqiguo。
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“feifeimeiniandouhuipeiwoyiqiguoshengri,jintianzenmehaimeilai?”
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“zheiniantou,kenjinihuashijianyoukenweinihuaqiandenanpengyouqunalizhaoe?”
我只能尴尬笑笑。
youshihouwodouzaixiang,jishichuandaodishiwodenanpengyou,haishishenxinyande?
jishichuanganzhezuihouyibangaotiehuilewomengongzuodechengshi。
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wozhidaowobazheimeshuodeyuanyin。
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