第一章

wodelinghunpiaodaojialishi,jiukandaoquanjiarenzhengjuzaiyiqishangliangguonianqunalidujia。

womawanzhexueananzuozaishafashang,jiuxiangshiyiduiqinmunv。

「yaobuzheicijiuquhuaxue,ananbushiyizhixiangqume?」

「ma,nihebabanianjidale,shoubudedong,wokanjiusuibianzhaogenuanhediandedifangwanwanjiuhaole,fanzhengzhiyaowomenyijiarenzaiyiqi,qunalidouhao。」

xueananguaiqiaodekaozaiwomashenshang,tayixiangzhidaozenyangtaorenhuanxin,suoyizaishenshibaoluzhihou,yirannengzaixuejiaananwenwendedangzhedaxiaojie。

womenchushengshi,tazaiyiyuanzuohugongdemuqinkanshanglexuejiadefugui,yushi,bawomenlianggediaohuanle。

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「mamazhidaonidongshi,buguozaijialirenmianqianjiubuyaoweiquzijile,wokanjiuzheimedingle。」

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tidaowodemingzi,wuzilideqifendunshiyichen,womadelianseyeyinyuxialai。

xueananlianshangyouluchulewoshuxideluomo:

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「zheiguanjiejieshenmeshi,xuelisuqifunihaimeiqifugoume,wokantabuhuilaigenghao,shengdezhaorenfan。」

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tingzhetazheijuhua,woyidianyebujuedeyiwai。

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likaidalishanshi,laoshimozhewodenaodaizhufuwo:「lisu,nizongsuankujinganlaile,yihoubuyaosijuezhe,yaoduoxiaoxiao,bierencaihuixihuanni。」

wodiandiantou,bazheihuatingjinqule。

keshidangwokandaozhanzaixuejiarenshenbiandexueananshi,wodexiaoronghenkuaijiujiangzailelianshang。

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可是凭什么呢!

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zheiyangdeshenghuoyuanbenshishuyuwode!

neiyike,wogandaoyichangweiqu。

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「nixiaoxiaonianjibaofuxinzenmezheimezhong,neijianshiyoubushianandecuo,ananyeshiwomenxuejiadexiaojie,zheishitadejia,tanalidoubuqu。

「yihounimenjiemeixiangcheng,tajiushinidejiejiele。」

薛安安是我的姐姐?

这是天大的笑话!

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buguoxianzaihaole,wosile。

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