第3章
“xiaohai，meiyoulinggenbuyaojin，danrena，guizaichengshi。dajiaqinyansuojiannimeiyoulinggen，niweilenengliuzaitaixuanmen，quepianyaosahuang，shuoyijingganshoudaole，qiehaishiquanshuxing，nishijuedewomenzhenggedadianderendoushixiazima？haishinirenweiwomenzheixierendoushishazi，bijiaohaopian？”
zhishizhanglaodeshengyinzhujianlenglexialai，taduilitaipingdexingweihenshibuman。
fangcai，tamingmingyijinggaozhiguozheigeshaxiaozi，jiranmeimeidelinggenneimenitian，neijiubuyongcele。keyanqianzheigeshaxiaozijiushiyaofanhun，pianyaoce。
xianzaihaoleba？meiyoulinggen，kannizenmeshouchang？
让你作妖！
“wotaixuanmenkaishanlipaiyiyoushuqiannian，conglaijiumeiyouchuxianguoshenmequanshuxinglinggen，nibujuedenisazheigehuanghenyuchunma？nizheiyangsahuang，bujuedezijirenpinhendiliema？”
“womeiyousahuang，wojiuganshoudaole，nizheigecelingbeiyidingshihuaile。bangwohuanyikuaizhongxince！”
litaipingbuyiburao，yankanzijibeizhiyi，yizhangxiaolianjingshibeibiedetonghong。xianzai，budandanshiyoumeiyoulinggendewentile，ershitabeidingxingchengweilerenpindilie。
这还得了？
yihouhuidaozhenzishang，douhuibeixiaohuobanerqiaobuqi。
“xiaohai，gangcaiwoyijingjiguonijihui，shinizijibuzhenxia！”zhishizhanglaodeyuqiruanlexialai，tanxidao：“anzhaowotaixuanmendeguiju，meiyoulinggenderen，shibunengliuxialaide。nishuoshuokan，xianzaiyinggairuheshihao？nishiyaozijixiashanni？haishiyaolaofusongnixiashan？”
“我......”
wenyan，litaipingdeneixinhenhenyijing，zhongyuyishidaozijifancuowule。
qishi，tamendoushitongguoleqianmianchucederen，zuichayinggaidouyouxiapinlinggen。ruguobushigangcaizijifeiyaonaozhecelinggen，zuibujiyenengliuxialaidanggezayidizi。
xianzaihaole，zijimeiyoujiancedaolinggen，lianliuxialaizuozayidezigedoumeiyoule。
zheikeruheshihao？nandaojiuyaogenmeimeicongcifenlilema？
“suanle，fanzhengmeimeiyijingyoudifangluojiaole，taixuanmenbushouwojiuladao。yimeimeidelinggen，yihoukendingnengguoshanghenhaodeshenghuo，yihouzaiyebuyongdanxinbeirenqifule！”
xinlizheimexiangzhe，litaipingdaoyebuqujiujiezijidelinggenwentile。
tahuanbulaidaolemeimeishenbian，laqilemeimeidexiaoshou，shuodao：“meimei，gegeyihoujiumeifazaijixubaohunile，yihounidexuehuizijibaohuziji！”
“wobuyaogegezou，woyaogegeyeliuxialai！”
lixiaohuanyonglidezhuaizhelitaipingdeshou，shuoshenmeyebukensongkai。
yizhuantou，tabianyongkelianbabadeyanshenwangzhezhangmenzhenren，aiqiudao：“zhangmenbobo，wogegeyehenlihaide，woburanggegezou。ruguonimenyaobawogegeganxiashan，neiwoyebuxiuxianle！”
“hehe，nigexiaoguitoua，jingranhaiganweixielaofule。jideyihouyaojiaoshizun！”
zhangmenzhenrenwunaidekuxiaoleyixia，yongshouzhitouqinnidegualegualixiaohuandebitou，suanshimorenle。
kaiwanxiao，wanmeiwuxinglinggena，zheikeshiqiannian、wanniannanchuyigedejueshiyaonie，zenmekenengrangnizoule？
zhangmenzhenrenzhuanguotou，duilitaipingqingxiaodao：“yuanbenba，anzhaozongmenguijulai，nimeiyoujiancechulinggen，queshishibunengliuxialaide。buguo，nianzainixiongmeiqingshendefenshang，benzhangmenyezhinengpoliyicile。zangjinggehaiqueyigedasaoweishengdezayi，neinijiuquzangjinggeba！”
“yi？kanlaizhangmenshixionghaizhendehenzhaoguzheihunxiaozia！”
haibudenglitaipingbiaotai，jifangshouzuoqueshimanhanxiaoyideyilunleqilai。
xiangbiyuqitadifangganzahuo，zangjinggekejiuqingsongtaiduole。kanlaizhangmenzhenrenneishizhendehenxihuanlixiaohuan，burenkanlixiaohuandegegeshoukuzaozui。
erbaiduogedizi，luxubeigefengshouzuodaizou，bushaodizilianshangdouluchulewanweidebiaoqing。youqishineixielinggenbijiaobucuodedizi，yigegelianshanggengshiluchulebiyizhise。
zaihenduorenyanli，litaipingwuyichengweileyige“guanxihu”，neishikaozhemeimei，caimianqiangliuxialaide。
这就是一个废物啊！
“xiaohaier，haishalengzhezuoshenme？huogainizuo！”
zhishizhanglaozouleguolai，qingqingdepailepailitaipingdejianbang，neishimanliandewanxi。
“suhuashuodehaoa，butinglaorenyan，chikuizaiyanqian。nigangcaiyaoshitingwodebuqucelinggen，zuiqimahainengzuogeneimendizi。suishuomeiyoulinggenba，kekaozhenimeimeideguanxi，nidaoyebuzhiyuchikushoulei。keshinikanxianzai......”
“哼，要你管！”
litaipingmeihaoqidedengleyiyanxingzailehuodezhishizhanglao，henbudejizheilaotouziliangjiao。
“hahaha，nibuyaolaofuguan，dengxiakanniqunaliluojiao？”
zhishizhanglaodaxiaozhe，yibajiuzhuaiqilelitaiping，chaozhedadianwaimianzouqu。
suihoutanxileyisheng，dao：“nikanzheigedadianjianzaodeduohuihong？kexile，yihoua，nipashiyongyuanyemeizigetazuzheilige！”
“啰里吧嗦！”
zhishizhanglaoxiaolexiao，daoyebuqugenlitaipingjijiao。
youdao：“buzhidaogangcainizhuyidaozhangmenshuoshenmemeiyou？zhangmenzhenrenshuoyaoguangfaqingjian，sanyuehoujubandaomendahui。daoneishia，buchuyiwaidehua，nimeimeihuitiandaozhujichenggong。daoneigeshihou，nigennimeimeipashiyaoxianfanyongbiele。congciyihou，nimenhuichengweilianggeshijiederen，yibeizinanjianyihuimian！”
“shenmeshitiandaozhuji？”
“zhujifenrendao，didao，yijitiandao，naishiwomenxiuxianzhedediergejingjie。yidanzhujichenggong，shouyuankezengzhierbaiyusui，congcixianfanyongbie，zaiyebushiyigeshijiederenle。”
“suitongweizhuji，kezhaoyangyougaodiqiangruozhifen。tiandaozhujidenanduyijiweixianchengduyeshizuigaode，kejianglaichengjiu，neiyeshibuke**de。nimeimeishiwanmeilinggen，yidingshitiandaozhuji。”
“suoyia，sanyuehoudedaomendahui，nimeimeihuichengweiquanchangjiaodian。gangcaizhangmenqishishihaiyouyijuhuameishuo，ruguonimeimeizhendetiandaozhujichenggong，sanyuehoudedaomendahui，kenenghuibeifengweishengnv。daoshihou，zhenggezongmen，tajiangshiyirenzhixiawanrenzhishang！”
“wa......womeimeiyihoukeyizheimeniudema？haikeyidangzhenggezongmendelaoda？neibushibiwoniubiduole？”
“keke，nizaihusiluanxiangshenme？”
zhishizhanglaochadianmeibeiqiangsi，benlaitagaosulitaipingzheixie，shixiangranglitaipingzhidaogenmeimeidechaju，yihoujinliangbuyaoquzhaomeimeide。nazhidaozheigexiaoguiquesihaomeiyoutingchuzheifanhuadeguanjiandianzainali。
genzheigexiaoguijiaoliu，haizhenshifeijing！
yanzhetaixuanfengdebeipoyiluxiangxia，zailinjinpodidixiagudeshihou，errenzhongyushilaidaoleyipiandiaidefangwuqian。
buduoshi，bianyouyigeshiwuliusuidemiaolingnvzikuaibuzoulai，gongshendao：“dizilinmiaoke，baijianwangzhanglao！”
“ng，buyongduoli！”zhishizhanglaohuilehuishou，chonglinmiaokeshuodao：“zheixiaozishiganglaidezayidizi，niqujitaandunhaolai。jintianxianrangtahaohaoxiuxiyixia，mingtiandaiquzangjinggeshanggong！”
shuowanzheihua，zhishizhanglaobianyoupaizhelitaipingdexiaojianbang，zhizheshandingshangmiandeyipaihualidegongdianqunshuodao：“xiaogui，nikanneishangmian，nimeimeiyihoujiuzhuzaineishangmianle。erni，zhinengzhuzaizheibian。youmeiyouhenshiluo？zheibianshixianfanyongbiedekaishi，hehe！”
“qusiba，zaolaotou！yihouyongyuanyebuxiangjiandaoni！”
litaipingchongzhishizhanglaodebeiyingtileliangjiao，xintoushuobushiluoneishijiade。
仙凡永别啊！
yihougenmeimei，neijiushiyigetian，yigedile......