第二章 我不是你妈妈

“nin……nishilinmengyaotongxuedemama?”

主持人震惊着询问。

“嘘……”

nverzuolegejinshengdeshoushi:“nainaiyouaerzihaimozheng,tazheilijibuzhu……”

nverdianledianzijidenaodai。

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……

“baba,zhendekeyizhaodaomamama?”

shangjingdeshiyue,yijiuyanre。

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woxuezhenverdeyangzi,keshiwodeshoubeiquechuanguozhuomian,rangwohenshifanzao。

“nizhendehenxiangzhaodaomamama?”

nverzhoulezhoumei:“keshi,wobuxiangbeitongxuemenshuochengshiyehaizi。”

“hao,neijiuzuncongnideneixinba。”

wonengzenmeshuo,woxianzaizhixiangzhidaoxuxiaoxiaodexiangfa。

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dianshitaiderenyeshifeixindatinglexujiucaizhaodaozheigedifang。

“baba,neixierenshizuoshenmede?”

nverkanjianledianshitaideren,woxiaolexiao:“shilaibangnizhaomamaderen。”

“是吗?”

nvergaoxingdetiaoqilai,yiliuyandepaoxialou。

yilouketing,laomazuozaiyaoyishangmianbimuyangshen,tingjiannverxialoudeshengyin,tazhengkaiyankanleyan:“jiajia,guinv,nimandian,bieshuaizhele!”

nveryijingxiyiweichang,tangleyisheng,chongchumen。

“nimenshilaijiwozhaomamadema?”

zuotianzaixuexiaocaifangnverdezhuchirenyingleshanglai,zainvershenqiandunxialai:“duiya,womenlaijinizhaomama,haobuhao?”

nverzirangaoxing,daizhedianshitaiderenjinlemen。

yigongshijigeren,kangzheshexiangji,shengshihaoda,yindepingchangbuzenmechumendelinjudoufenfenchumenchakan。

henkuai,yuanzilimianjiurenaoqilai。

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“jiajia,zheixiedoushinidepengyouma?kuaijirenqicha……”

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linjumenkanjianlaomayezoudaoyuanzi,yigegeaishengtanqi。

“zhenshikelianrena……”

neizhuchirenxiangyaoshangqianxunwenqingkuang,beinverlazhule:“wonainaijiyibuhao,nimenbiewenta。”

zhuchirendianlediantou:“buwen,wojiushiwenshenghao。”

laomasuiranhuanbing,jibuzhuhenduoshiqing,danshiquezhidaozenmedaike,tazhaohudajiazuoxialai,lazhezhuchirendeshou:“nimenrenburenshiwoerzi?nimenjianguotama?tadouchuqujitianle,yizhimeihuijia,nimennengbunengbangwobaerzizhaohuilai?”

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“daniang,womenhuibangnibaerzizhaohuilaide,ninzaijiadengzhejiuhao。”

zheigeshanyidehuangyan,yibeiziyebukenengshixian,danshiyonglaiyingfuwolaoma,yijingzugoule。

……

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woyiluzhuisui,xinzhongtante。

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zaidihaojituanmenkou,dianshitaidejizhebeilanlexialai,baoanburangjin。

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“wojiushixuxiaoxiao,qingwennimenzhaowoyoushenmeshima?”

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“zongcai,zheixierenfeiyaojiannin,wo……”

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neizhuchirenlazhenveryingshanglai:“xu**,womenshishangjingdianshitaidejizhezhouyun,jintianguolaishiyinwei……”

“mama?nizhendeshiwomamama?”

nverdehua,daduanlezhouyun。

xuxiaoxiaochayidekanxiangyaoyao,zhoumeidao:“xiaopengyou,wobushinimama。”

“keshi,nigenzhaopianliyimoyiyang,nijiushiwomamaduibudui?”

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yinwei,yaoyaozhendezhangdehenxiangtamama。

“你叫什么?”

yaoyaoluchuyisixiaorong:“wojiaolinmengyao,wobabashilinfan。”

xuxiaoxiaoshentiyizhen,jinjiezhebianxiaoleqilai。

“nimenzheixiedianshitaiderenshixiangganshenme?suibiandaizhegehaizijiulaizhaomama,nimenzhibuzhidao,wokeyigaonimen!”

现场众人都傻眼了。

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ruguokeyi,woxiang,woyidinghuiqinshouqiasitaba!