第2章
“怎么成哑巴了？”
luoluludaizheqiangliedetiaoxinzitai，“buyaozaiwomianqianjiazhuangzhengjingleba？”
“lulu，nidehuatitaiguomingan，wanyiwodedixianpofangle，keshizhenhuifanzuide。”yemudelianseyansuzhiyu，haitouzheyisibieyangdewanwei。
luoluluqueshishuangyanweimi，pielepiezui，yisijiaoxiadesecaishanshuobuting，“qie！benxiaojieyijingquedingle，qishinijiushigeyouzeixinmeizeidandejiahuo，yejiuhuishuashuazuipiziguoguoyin，bushima？”
zhidaocishi，tarengjiuhaizaixiangzheruhequjixu**yemudedixian。
yehaonengyicijiangzheigenanrendezhenmianmukandegengjiatouche。
yemuyanzhongshanguoyisibukechajuedeweixiao，raoyoushenyidixiangluolulutiejinlejibu。
就在此时——
“lulu，jintiangenwohuigongsiba，yeyeyaocongguowaihuilai。”luoluoyiyijingchuanleyijianlvtaozhuang，caitazhehentiangaogenxiecongloutizoulexialai。
keshi，dangtakandaoluoluludeneizhongliaoborendezishi，yijiyemuneishuangdaiyouyinhuidemuguanghou，tadunshijiuwufazhendingle。
“jie，wohaiyaofuxigongkeni。”luolulukandaoluoluoyiliansebuduijing，mashangdileditou，weiwandizuochulejujue，xunsubaizhengleshenzi。
“ni......haiyouni......”
“gangcainimenliang......”luoluoyiyuyanyouzhi。
jinjiezhe，tazeshizhangtulekouqi，shuodao：“lulu，jirannihaiguaniannidekaoshi，neijiuhaohaozaijialifuxigongke，tongshiyeyaozuohaozibao，wanyiyourenduinibugui，buyaoliuqing，menwaidebaobiaokebushichisude。”
shuozhe，luoluoyikaojinleluolulu，diyudao：“baokuoni，buyaozaizuoneixiehaowuyiyideshitan，wanyiyinhuoshangshen，houhuiyemeiyongle。”
“zhidaole。”luolulubielebiezui。
luoluoyiyoukeyidengleyanyemu，“zhiyuni，meishijiuzaijialidaizheba，dengyeyehuilaijinianpaiyifenbijiaoheshidegongzuo。”
“bijiaoheshi”zheisigezi，luoluoyidefayinyaodehenzhong。
“hao。”duici，yemumeiyouyijian。
luoluoyizhuanshenbianqucheliqu。
luojiasandaidoushixueyichushen，bingqiejiazuzaiershinianqianbianzaishengchengchuangbanleluoshisiliyiyuan，xianzaiyouluoluoyidefumufuze。
erjiangzhouzheibiandeluoshifengongsi，zeyouluoluoyiguanli。
zhiyucongguowaihaiweiguilaideluojialaoyeziluoqingshan，zhishizaizheilizuoweijianduzhidao。
luoluoyishenjianliangzhi，bujinshiluoshijituandezongcai，haishiyiyuanfukezhuren。
“luoyineimemang，bunengweitafendangongzuo，haizhenshineijiuni。”
zheishi，yemukanzheluoluoyiquchejuechenerqu，songlesongjian。
suirantaheluoluoyishiwawaqin，danliangrenyeshizaizuotiancaichucijianmian。
zheicituiyihuilai，tayuanbenshiyaodiaochazijideshenshi，quebuxiangshifujitaxiadalesimingling，bixulailuojialvxingzheigehunyue，shuoshidangniankuiqianluojiayigedarenqing，bixuyaochanghai。
“woqufuxigongkele，meishibiedaraowo。”
luoluludasuanxianfuxigongke，huitouzaishitanyemu。
yemuzefanhuilezijidewoshi，shuangtuipanxierzuo。
zicongtabaishiguiguhou，meitianxianxiazhiyubianhuicanwuguiguyi、wuliangdajuexuedeshenaozhimi。
shijianyidiandianliushi......
“江湖救急！”
turan，luolulutuikaileyemuwoshifangmen，nazheyijiandangandai，“wojienengbunengduinigaibiankanfa，jiuyaokannijiexialaidebiaoxianle，zheifenwenjianhenzhongyao，huosuquluoshijituanjiaojiwojie。”
“nijielinzoushirangwozaijiahaohaodaizhe，woturanchuqu，tahuishengqide。”yemunaolenaotou。
luoluluhenshibuyuedao：“bumannishuo，ruobushiwohaiyaofuxigongke，xiangzheizhongtaohaowojiedejihuikemeiyounidefen。zaishuole，nijiwojiesongqu，takendinghuiganjini，kendinghuiduinilingyanxiangdaide。
yemudingzheluolulu，chenyinbuyu。
tahuaiyiyoushiluoluluguyijitaxiadetao。
“nidaodiqubuquma？”
luoluluyangzhuangzhuanshen，lazhezhangyin，“suanle，zheimehaodejihuihaishiwozijibawoba。”
“lulu，worenweinizaijiafuxigongkebijiaozhongyao。xiangzheizhongpaotuidehuo，jiaojiwoba。”yemuyebuzaiyouyushenme，jibujieguoledangandai。
ershifenzhonghou，yemulaidaoleluoshijituanlouxia。
zheilizhengzaizhaopinsiji，jianyuxinchoubucuo，paiduibaomingderenluoyibujue。
“wei！biechadui，houmianqupaidui！”
dangyemukuobuxiangdatingzouqushi，pangbianfuzezhixudebaoanhuranlengshengdahe，duoduobirendilinzhexiangjiaogunzoulai。
“我不是应聘的。”
yemujiaobubuting，“wolaizhaonimenluozong，shiwanhuoji。”
“找我们洛总？”
“hahaha......zhenggejiangzhou，sheibuzhidaowomenluozongshijimeimaohezhihuiyuyishendenvren？”
zheimingbaoanfangshengdaxiaodao：“bingqie，tashenbianjingchangweiraozheyiqunquanguidenanren，wubuxiangjiangtazhengfuyicicaiseshuangshou，suoyimeitianlaizhaotaderentaiduotaiduole。suoyi，niyousuanlaojini？”
“wo，shitaweihunfu。”yemubugouyanxiao，jixuxiangqianzou。
“nishiluozongdeweihunfu？”
baoanliansedabian，buzhixiangdaoleshenme，turanyoubianchengleyifubiyideshense，“nixianzhanzhu！”
“zenme？”yemuhenzheji，jiaobubuting。
“xiangnizheizhonglandajiedepianshuwomenkeshijiandetaiduole，bieshuowomeitixingni，zuihaomashangzhanzhu，buranduangeboduantuijiuguaibudewomenle！”
baoanjibuzhuishangleyemu，jixuweixiedao：“bufanggaosuni，zuotianhaiyougezichengshiluozongqiannanyouderenshanchuangjinlai，zuizhongbeidaduanletui，cishihaizaiyiyuanlitangzheni！”
baoanzheifanhua，jueduidebaqicelou。
jiangzhoudiyimeinvdeyingxiangli，keburongxiaoxu！
buyoude，rangpangbianneixiepaiduilaiyingpinsijiderenmen，qiqidaoxilekouliangqi。
“luozongbukuishimingdongjiangzhoudediyimeinva。”
“suoyia，shanchuangluoshijituandehouguohenyanzhongde。”
“yaozhidao，luoshijituandezongbushizaishengchengde，zheilisuiranzhishigefengongsi，danzhongjiucaidaqicu，youweiyantaizhengchangle。”
“bucuo，ruguozheililianyixiexiaomaoxiaogoudounengsuibianchurudehua，neibujiushigonggongcesuolema？”
zaichangbushaorenxushenglianlian，qiqibiyizheyemu。
baoandelianshanghaiguazhelengxiao，mushizheyemu，“nibieguaiwoshuohuazheimeyingqi，yinweizheishiwodefenneizhizesuozai。genghekuang，dajiadehuaniyetingdaole，shiqudehuaganjinzouba，biezizhaobukuaile！”
“滚！”
yemuqueshibaishouyiquan，bianjiangbaoanjifeichuwuliumiyuan。
takemeishijianzaizheililangfei，luoluoyihaidengzhetadailaidewenjianjiyongni。
“哎吆！”
cishi，neiweibeiyemujifeidebaoan，zhongzhongdiluozaidishangfangunlejiquan，lianseyijingshabai。
zheiyimu，baneixiepaiduiyingpinderenheleyitiao。
yiquan，jiujiangbaoanjijifeilea！
kanlaizheigezichengshiluozongweihunfudejiahuo，haishigelianjiazi。
“ni！ganmade？jiushini！”
“zheilikeshiluoshijituan，rongbudenifangsi！”
zheishi，congpangbianyoupaolaisangebaoan，qiqixiongsheneshadidengzheyemu，tiqixiangjiaogunjiuyaolunxiaqu。
“wozhaoluozongyoujishi，nimensheidangeleshijian，houguozifu！”yemuzhoumei，youyicijieshi。
ruobushigujiluoshijituandeyanmian，tacailandeneimeduofeihua。
haibieshuo，tazheijuhuaguohou，chongguolaidesangebaoan，suduhaizhendejianhuanxialai。
后果自负？
“nidaodishishei？youyuyuema？”
baoanbanzhangwujun，xiangqianyibuzou，shenshizhebunuziweideyemu，xinzhonglveyouxiebuhaodeyugan。
“woyemu，shinimenluozongdeweihunfu。meiyuyue，yekeyijinqu，bushima？”
yemuyanbi，shuaishouyueguolesangebaoan，“genghekuang，wogentayoudianhuayuyue。”
“你给我站住！”
“zhenshitaihuangtangle！nizheijiahuojingranhaihouzhelianpizichengshiluozongdeweihunfu？wokannihaibuzhidaosizizenmexieba？！”wujunqishixiongxiong，“jiamaoluozongdeweihunfu，nitanshangdashile！”