di3zhangzhoujingyu,womenfenshouba
wozaizhoujingyudebangongshiliduobu,xinqingquebusibiaomiankanshangquzheibanpingjing。
tabangongshilimanmandedoushiwomencengjingyiqitianzhidewupin,lvzhi、shafa、baozhen、qinglvshuibei,haiyoufangzaishafapangneigebanrengaodelingshizhiwujiahedabanzhuoshangwomencengjingzaijiguangxiajiewendezhaopian。
woxiangbutong,yigeqianyitianhaishenqingkuankuanhewojidongwanfenshuoyixiangdaomashangjiunengbawoquhuijiajiuxingfendaoshuibuzhederen,houyitianshibaozheshenmeyangdexintaihechenshuangshuangshangchuangde。
tazaichenshuangshuangchuangshangdeshihou,youxiangguowomenzheimeduoniandeganqingma?
haishishuo,tazhengweizijinenggouzuoyongyoubaoergandaojiaoao?
zheijianshiqingbunengxixiang,zhiyaoxiangqilai,wojiuhuijuedehennanguo。
zheihuirangwoshengchuyizhongwulidecuobaigan,rangwojuede,woburuchenshuangshuang!
neigenimingxinxi,wozhidaoshichenshuangshuangfalaide。
wonengxiangxiangdao,tadangshidebiaoqingdagaihetamagangtajinwojiashiyiyang,gaogaozaishang,deyiyangyang,yiyizhongshenglizhedezitaibiyiwodeshibai。
tashenmedouyaohewoqiang,qiangzouwodefuai,bazhanwodefangjian,rujinlianwoaileshiwuniandenanren,tayeyaoqiangzou!
woyongyoudeyiqie,taquandouxiangyao!
shiwunianqian,womashujiletama。
shiwunianhou,woyeshujitalema?
不!
zheiyici,woyaozhangwozhudongquan。
wozalezhoujingyubangongshilidelvzhi,yongdaopianhualantadeshafahebaozhen,chuaifanleneigebanrengaodelingshizhiwujia,zuihou,woqinshoujiangwomenjiewendezhaopianyongdahuojidianran。
huoyantanlantunshineizhangzhaopian,dakaidechuanghuliyoufengyongjinlai,juanqiyisicanhui。
xiangyabaidedibanshangshunjianganganjingjing,jiuhaoxiangwohezhoujingyucongweixiangaiguoyiyang。
wozuozaidibanshang,biaoqinglengdaomamu。
wodeshiwunian,jiuzheiyangjieshule。
zhoujingyushizheigeshihoutuikaimenjinlaide。
taxiangshimeiyoukandaozhouweidelangjie,jiangwobaoqilaifangzaidabanzhuoshang,shuangshoupengqiwodelianrenzhenjiancha,(niannian,niyoumeiyoushoushang?)
zheigenanren,wojingranmeifacongtalianshangkanchuyidianfuyandehenji。
woxiangqileneigeyouguanyuzuoxinfangheyouxinfangdetuweiqinghua。
nandaoshuo,zhoujingyuyerutuweiqinghuayiban,bawofangjinzuoxinfang,bachenshuangshuangfangjinyouxinfang?
kewozuihendejiushihebierenpingfenganqing,woyaode,shiweiyi,shipianai!
ruguodebudao,neiwojiubuyaole!
yanjiaoyuguangsaodaodabanzhuoshangneigehenyoushejikuandeqinglvshuibei,zheihaishiwohezhoujingyudangchuzaifaguodeshihouqinshouweitazuodetaoyishuibei。
xianzai,wojuqineizhishuibei,haobuliuqingzhixiangqiangjiao。
(啪)
ciqishuaizaidishangshunjiansifenwulie。
zhoujingyuyiliancuoe,(niannian?)
tadiyishijianlaijianchawoshibushishengbingle,zaitadanyoudimozhewoetoushi,wotuikaita,henpingjingdikaikou:(womenfenshouba)
biaomiandepingjingyanshizhulewoneixindebotaohailang。
huoleershiwunian,wocongweixiangguoyouyitianwohuihetatichufenshouzheilianggezi。
woyiwei,womennengzoudaobaitoude。
xinlihaoxiangyoudaozaige,wozuanjinshouzhiqiangyaxiayanlei,hetaqiangdiao。
(jizhu,shiwobuyaonide!)