第1章
“啪”的一声。
jingzhidejiuhubeishuaizailedimian，guyeshuangdalegejiuge，zhuizhejiuhuzaijiuloufangyanshangpalepa，genzhepadeyishengshuaizailedimian。
zhouweidecaozashengchuanruerduo，guyeshuangtoutengbuyi，tajidezhixingrenwudeshihoubeitongbanconghoubeiyidaotongsi，weihehaihuiyoutingjue？
竟然没死吗？
sizhouxixiaodecaozashengjianjianbianda。
“guyeshuanghejiuhechengzheiyang，zheishiheshalema？”
“nihuizhuanmenpaodaofangyanshanghejiua？wokantajiushiguyibuxiangrangtaizidianxiachenglezheimenqinshi。”
“gujiayoutazheigenver，kezhenshidaolebabeizidemei。”
吵死了！
guyeshuangwuzhefatengdenaodaitaiqitou，weiguanrenqundegudaifuzhuangrangtaweileng。
neixierenyizhebufan，kanshangquyinggaishidaguanxiangui，tamenkanzheguyeshuangdeshihou，lianshangshihaobuyanshidexianqiyubiyi。
mianqiantingzhede，shiyijiashehuawubidejiaonian，tanxiangmuzuodejiaonianxiangmanjinyu，jiaolianzhengzhongxiuzhelongwen。
shizheliaokaijiaolian，toudaijinzanwanfa，yishenjinhongselongwenpaodenanziyinchenzhelianse，tataoseshangtiaodeyanjingyouyuanfenhen，rutonggouzibanhenhendedengzheguyeshuang。
yinweijiaoniandetingxia，shenzhefenyideshinvcongcongconghoufangpaolai，dishengduitaizihanchendao：“taizidianxia，ququqigai，womenjiaxiangdexisu，dingqinzhili，bubianbanlutingxia。”
“zheigebengongzhidao，”hanchenhuiguotouehenhendewanleyanguyeshuang，tazuijiaogouxieyanshenxinve，erhoudashengqingmiedao：“lairen，jizheijiuguiqigaitongqianliangwen，rangtajibengonggun！”
guyeshuangpailepaifatengdenaomenzhanqilai，zhengyihuozheiqigaishizaishuoshei，yipangdeshiweicongyaodailimochuliangwenqianlai，rengzaiguyeshuangmianqian。
rengbahaichongtabailebaishou，kouzhongcuicu：“tingdaomeiyou，jianleqianganjingun！”
guyeshuangtingdeejiaozhitiao。
wairi！nicaishiqigai，niquanjiadoushiqigai！
qianshiyishijinyiyushideguyeshuangcongweishouguoruciquru，tazheige21shijizuiqiangshashou，zenmeturanluodaobeiyigexiaoxiaoshiweiqifudedibu？
zhengdangtawanqixiuzixiangyaomahuiqudeshihou，naodailiyigubushuyutadejiyifanyong，yizhensi.liebandetoutenghou，tazhengkaiyanjing。
guaibudexinglaibianjuedemomingqimiaode，yuanlaitajingranhunchuanle。
yuanzhubenshigujiadedixiaojie，tianshengdelianwuqicai，xuanqingguoyoumingdewanzhannvjiangjun，yintatianzongqicai，youshiguozhienjiang，huangdiweiwengujiangshan，cihunguyeshuangyuhanchenerren。
danguyeshuangzaiguijingqianzuihouyizhanhou，quelinglaileyigehaizi，buguangruci，zhenggerenwugongquanfei，renyerijianxiaomi，jingchenglemeirihedehuntianheididejiugui。
zheicaizaijinricongjiuloudefangyanshanggunxialai，haosibusi，ganghaodangzhulehanchenyuqitanvziqujingchengdinghundelutu。
guyeshuangduiyuanzhufengfuderenshengjinglizantanbuyi，tadailengdezhanzaiyuandi，hanchenzuijiaodexiaorongyuefalengkubiyi，taneishuangtaohuayanzhongxiemanlebunai。
“taizidianxiashuorangtagun，meitingjianma？”
hanchenshencedeguanyuanshiqudelianmei，tayihuishou，shiweimenweichengquanzouguoqu，jianruideqiangjianjihuyaocidaoguyeshuangdeshenti。
guyeshuangwanqixiuzi，sihuxiangyaodaganyichang，dangangyaomaren，tahoujianweidong，hude，taditouwadeyisheng，jinjiezhezaizhongrenjiaoxiatuleqilai。
jiushuihunhezhesuanqirangzhouweideshiweitongtonghoutui，yigegeyanedezhouqilemeitou，guyeshuangquehaobuzaiyidedalegejiuge，erhoucalecazuiba：“buhaoyisi，gangcaiqueshihedeyoudianerduo，tuchulaihaoduole。”
zhongshiwei：........
jiaonianneidehanchenwojinshuangquan，liansenankandaolejidian，zheigenvrenjingranrucifangzong！
tayipaizuoyizhanqishen，quejianguyeshuangmanyouyoudeluqiyixiu，luchuhaowanshangdecuiseyuzhuolai。
“ai~taizidianxia，biejizhedongnua，zheijiandongxinikeshijide？”
hanchenweileng，tazhouzhenongmei，yipangdeguanyuanzeshidaochouleyikouqi。
“zhei......zheibushixianqianhuangshangweiguyeshuanghetaizidianxiacihundeshihou，taizishengmu，xianqudeshengxianhuanghouqinzizengjideyuzhuoma？”
meixiangdaoguyeshuangjingranhaibaoliuzhe，ruobushihaiyouzheizhuozizai，dajiakongpadouwangle，guyeshuangcaishiyuhanchendingxiahunyuedenvren。
guyeshuangjiangneizhuozizhaixialai，fangzaishouzhongzixidebawanzhe，yimianwanxideyaozhetou：“aiya，zheiyuzhuotianshengyidui，zubeixiangchuan，huanghouniangniangjiangtacijiniwo，shiyaoniwohuxiangfuchi，cishengkangli，kemeixiangdaotaizidianxiazheimekuaijiubawowangle，jingranxiangzheyingqutarenweiqin，kexilezheiyuzhuodehanyi。”
hanchenzuozaijiaonianzhongdeshenziyouweijiangying，tashuangquanjinwo，jihushicongyafengzhongjichudeziyan：“guyeshuang，wokannijiushichunxinzhaosi，womuhoujibianshuoguozheibanhuayu，yebushinizheizhongrenpeitijide！”
yibingzhangjianshuadeyixiabeichouchu，hanchenjianjianzhizhiguyeshuangbijian，tayiziyidundao：“bengongzaijiniyicijihui，shouhuinidehuyanluanyu，ranhoudaizhenideliangwenqianyouduoyuanpaduoyuan！”
hanchennuyitaotian，guyeshuangquehaosiquanranbuzhi，taxiaozhejianghanchenzhilaidejianjiannuoqufenhao：“taizidianxiabiezheimeshengqia~！woziranshikeyizoude，zhishiyouxieshiqinghaimeiyoubanwan，jiubiru......”
guyeshuanghuayujiandedazhuanzheranghanchenlianmei，guyeshuangxiaoyingyingdao：“jiubiruyanqianzheiyuzhuo，tashiqulecongqiandeyiyi，jibianshicunzai，youyoushenmeyongni？
yuqizheiyuzhuohaijinihoubeinizhuanzengtaren，burujinrijiuyiyuzhuobizuoniwo，zanmenjinri......chediduanledangnianhuanghouniangniangqianxiadehongsheng！”
shuoba，guyeshuangshensemengranhenlifeichang，tagaojunazheyuzhuodeshoubeierhouhenhenshuaixia，padeyisheng，yuzhuoshuaizaidimian，shashijiansifenwulie。
qingcuideposuishengrangtarenzhenjingbuyi，zhijielengzaileyuandi。
guyeshuangweimishuangyan，chunjiaoxiaoyilengxie：“taizidianxia，jinrizhihou，niwobianruzheiyuzhuo，cishengcishi，zaiwuqingtouqihedekeneng！zheihunyue，wobuyaole！”
ciyanyichu，yipangdeguanyuanmudengkoudai。
guyeshuangjingranzhijieshuailezheiyuzhuo，haishuochulezheidenghuayu，zheishiqinzixianbayutaizidekenengduanleganjinga！
tazhendeshineige，yinweitaizibuzailitahoubianririshijiurumingyaosiyaohuodeguyeshuangma？
dimiansuikaideyuzhuojiuzaiyanqian，hanchenyaojinyaguan，taohuayanyourucuiledudejianyu，kanxiangguyeshuangdeshihouhenbudeyaoshaletaside，tashouzhongzhichudezhangjianyinfennuerzhenzhan。
“guyeshuang，nibeipanhunyueyutarenshengzi，haixiangyaobengongyuniquruchenghunbucheng？zaijiashangjinrizhishi，bengongduanduanbuhuizairongrenni！”
shuobataiqizhangjianmenglihuixia，guyeshuanglengxiaozheqiaozheyanqiandenanren，tajiuneiyangzhanzaiyuandi，hongchunqingqi，zhidao：“taizidianxia，niganma？”
qingpiaopiaodehuayu，ranghanchendedongzuomengdeyidun，tataimou，yanshenbinghancigu。
guyeshuangzuijiaogouchuyiweishenzhangdexiaorong，shuangbeihuanxiongyouranxiaodao：“kanlaitaizidianxiayexiangdaole，dangnianwojiuguohuangshangyiminghou，huangshangjinkouyuyan，sheiruoshawo，bianshiyudangjinhuangshangzuodui，yuzheitianxiazuodui。”
shuoba，guyeshuangqingxiaozhetaiqishouqiaoleqiaobojingpangdejianshen，jiweixiaozhangdetiaoletiaomeitou：“taizidianxia，zheizhangjianhanmangciyan，xiaonvziwokanzhehaipadehen，nishuowanyiwoyigebuxiaoxinsizaijianxia......”
“你！”
hanchenwojinlejianbing，ruobushizhongzhongyuanyou，zaoyidongshou，taehenhendedengzhemianqiandenvren，xiongtangshangxiaqifu，zuizhongbudebubaixiazhenlai，fandongshouwanjiangzhangjianrengjinleyipangshiweiyaobuguazhedejianqiaozhong。
guyeshuanglenghengyisheng，zheicaidengleyanhanchenzhuanguotou，tahuizheshouyouyoudedao：“suannishixiangtaizidianxia，xiahuijian~！”
hanchenzhanzaijiaonianzhinei，kanzheguyeshuangdeyilikaidebeiying，shuangmouxinghong，zuizhongwojinlequantou。
dajieshangkanrenaodebaixingjiandaocijing，tanleyikouqi：“guyeshuangzheizhongyutarenshengzidejianfu，zenmejiumeiyoubeipisini......”
guyeshuangzhuanguotoudeshenseyouranzhuanleng。
tachaozhegufuzouzouqu，yuanbenxufulansandejiaobubiandejueran，shenselengaoyichang。
takouzhongsileyisheng，rouleroubeishuaidefatengdejianbang，xiexiechechunzedao：“zheimeruodeshenzi，zenmekenengzaizheieryuwozhadeshijiehuodexiaqu？”
tadezhaogejihuirangtadeshentihuifuqilaicaixing。
danzhidaoxianzai，guyeshuangzuitoutengdehaibushishentideshiqing。
gufudezhusedamenyiranzaimianqian，shangtouguazhedebianemoshengershuxi，tajiaobuweidun，zhengyouyuzheyaobuyaoyijiaochuaikaizheiaiyandemensuo。
就在这时候——