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buguowohenkuaifaxian，lingfengchebujinyeshixiujiandaode，tadejianfashenzhibishenqingchenyaohao。
xiangzheiyangderen，zenmemeifeishengni？
henkuaiwoyoufaxian，lingfengchebujinjianxiudehao，gannonghuoyeshiyibahaoshou。
cunlimianzaizhuangdehanzi，yitianzuiduoliliangmudi，erlingfengchenenglishimudi！
erqietaganhuoerhaixihuanguangbangzi，jianmeidejirouzaitaiyangdixiayiyishenghui，cunlidefurenmenyixiadijiujianjiaoqilai，yanjinggengshicongtashenshangnuobukaile。
henkuai，jiuyoumeipolaijiwomenshuoqin。
lingfengcheyilianxiuhong：“wodoutingpiaoerde。”
我也满意的点头。
lingfengcheshenmedouhao，nalidoubishenqingchenqiang，womeiliyoubutongyi。
buxiangdangchu，wozhaoguhaoshenqingchen，shenqingchenjinjinjiushidaoyishengxie，bianyujianlikai。
haojitianzhihoutayouyujianhuilai，shuoshizunmingtabaoen，zheicaibuqingbuyuandegenwochengqin。
chengqinzhihouyebuyuanpengwo，zaixinhunxiyanshangwocaizhidao，yuanlaishenqingchenyouzijixihuandexiaoshimei。
xiaoshimeizaiwomendexiyanshangkudelihuadaiyu，shenqingchenjiuzheiyanghongzheta，yizhidengdaohunyanjieshu，tahaizaihong。
闹出了大笑话。
erwo，zaidongfanglidengzhezijidefujun，yizhidaodiertianwocaizhidaozheihunyanshangdexiaohua。
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yaochengqin，neiyaozhunbeideshiqingkejiuduole，lingfengcheyezhidaowomenjialiqiong，suoyitameirilianjianhuilai，douhuishunbiandaidianyewei。
yeweishanliduo，qujishishangmainengzhengbushaoyinzi。
lingfengchemeiriqizaoqujishishang，huilaihoujiujiangyinzifangjintaoguanli，haibihuazhegenwoshuo：
“dengguoliangnian，womenjiunenghuangedafangzi！”
kanzhebaihuahuadeyinzi，woxinlibietiduolele。
yiwangdoushiwozanqian，baitiancaochijiawu，jishenqingchenxiyizuofan，wanshangzaifangcheshanggangong，ganchulaidebuliaonadaojishishangqumai，cainenghuanlaiyidiansuiyin。
ermeiciwodaihuilaideyinzi，shenqingchenquezongshibuxieyigu：
“xiangnizheiyangzanyinzi，zanbanniandoubugouguonianmainianhuode。”
wobeitashuodelianhong，zhidechengren，woxiaoshihoushengguobing，zhonghuoeryebunenggan，yeshizaibuzhidaohainengzuodianshenmezanyinzi。
benyiweishenqingchenhuitengxiwoyidian，sheizhitaquegengjiachixiaochusheng：“neizhenshigainiqiong。”
shuowan，tajianghuanxialaidezangyifusuishoudiujinmutongli，tizhejianchumen。
xianzaixiangxiang，xiaoshihoudebinghechangshirangwodetilibuhao，gengshibawodenaoziyejishaohuaile，wozenmehuikanshangshenqingchenneiyangderen。
wojiangzuijinjialidekaixiaohejinzhangzixidesuanlesuan，suiranshiyeli，jialiquemingliangdehen，yinweilingfengchezicongyouleqian，jiudashouyihui，mailewoconglaiyongbuqidemeiyoudeng。
zheibusuanbuzhidao，lingfengchedalieyejiubangeduoyuedeshijian，jialiduochulaileshiliangyinzi！
erwo，yiwangyinianyezanbudaoshiliang。
jiuzaiwoxinxideshihou，lingfengchehuilaile。
wogangyaogentashuo，lingfengchehuranshenshenmimideconghoumiannachuyigezanzi。
zaidengguangxia，zheichijinfeicuiruyizanzhenshihaokandejin，zuogongjingxi，yikanjiujiazhibufei。
tanaonaotou，butaihaoyisideshuo：“wobujingyikandaode，buzhidaozuocailihebuheshi。”