第6章

第6章

lixinyuejingguoganggangzheiyihe,nalihaishuidezhe?

zuilishuozhe:“ninengyoushenmebanfa,mamabangniba,fanzhengwoyeshuibuzhe。”

jiangsuisui:......

rangnibang,nigengshuibuzhele。

“ma,woele,niyaobangwo,jiubangwozuodianchideba。”

李新月:!!

到底谁是妈?

danshi,suisuihaolihai,shuodehuahenyoulidu,tabuyouzizhujiutingle。

“xing,majinizuodianchide,suisuiyaozhangshentide。”

lixinyuequchufangzuofan,jiangsuisuiguanshangchufangdemen,wanyaozhaolexiaolaoshuguolai:“nichangniangenzheidijiehun,youxuduoyaohaodedapengyouba?”

小老鼠:!!

sesefadou:[dadajie,nishuodedapengyou,shibushijiushineizhongnengchirendedapengyou?]

啊啊啊!

dadajiehaofeng,zheishiyaosharenhuishime?

“dui,jiushinixiangdeneiyang。quba,jiwozhaolianggedapengyouhuilai,nixiaoshushuyijiashu,yihoujiugenwohunle。”

jiangsuisuishenshounieniexiaolaoshuweiba,bupang,haiyoudianshou。

啧!

zheiniantou,rendouchibubao,hekuangshishu?

[zhenda?xiexiedadajie,woxianzaijiuqu!]

xiaolaoshuxiaoyanjingdengyuanyuan,xingchongchongpaochuqu,gangchuyuanmenkou,yizhilihuadayemaosoudeyixia,kuairushandiancuanchulai,zhijiejiangxiaolaoshuyaozaikouzhong。

xiaolaoshudajiaoyisheng:[dadajiejiuming!]

姜岁岁:!!

“limaodawang,shouxialiushu!neixiaoshushizijishu,nibunengchi......”

xiaolaoshuhedekudandouyaopole,wuwadajiao:[buyaochiwo,woshihaoshu,woshidadajiedetieshenxiaoshu。]

lihuadayemao,yikanyehenshou。

zheiniantou,sheidoubuhaoguoa。

danyiranshiweifenglinlindelimaodawang,gaolengyouaoman。

yizhuazibazuibiankujijidexiaolaoshupaidixia,maoyanzaiyesezhongshanzheyouyoudelengmang:[renlei,nijurannenggenwomenjianghua?haijuranrenyigekouliangshuzuozijishu?renlei,nizhenshitairangwoshiwangle。]

jiangsuisui:......

她被一只猫教育了。

buguo,suanle,jiaoyujiujiaoyuba,shangqianshuodao:“xianbazijishufanglexingma?niruguoduziele,yihuierjialiyouchide,nikeyisuibianchi。dantaxianzaiyourenwu,tayaoqubangwo。”

[tayigekouliangshu,nengzuoshenmeshi?weiyideyongchu,jiushitianbaowodeduzi,nengrangwohuoxiaqu!]

limaodawanggenbenbuting,zichuyachi,mashangjiuyaojincan,xiaolaoshuhede[ao]yishengjiao,ruanpapadeyunleguoqu。

“dengyixia,woshuozhende,wokeyirangnihuoxiaqu。wojiangsuisui,shuohuasuanhua,nifangleta,woyangni!”

jiangsuisuishuo,xiaolaoshubunengsi,shigejilingde,yihoubaofu,meizhunhaiyaozhizhexiaolaoshu。

limaodawangyoudianxindongle,tianlexiachun:[beirenleiyangzhe,yebushibuxing。danniyaogaosuwo,nidoumeidechile,haiyaotiantianwayecaitianduzi,ninengnashenmeyangwo?niyaozhidao,woshiyaochiroude。]

“woyoujinerhuan,jinshouzhuo,heishihuanqianhou,mairouyangni!”

jiangsuisuizhandingjietiedeshuo。

[成交!]

limaodawangsongzhua,zhuangsidexiaolaoshu“sou”depaohuilai,liangzhixiaoqianzhua,simingbaozhejiangsuisuikutuibufang:[aaa,jiumingjiuming,haokepahaokepa,chadianjiusile。]

renlierqi,doudetingyoujiezougan,genrenchabuduo。

guoran,laoshuyeshiyouzhishangde。

“nixianquzhaodapengyou,yihuierzaihuilaizhaowo,wojinimenhuajieyuanchou。”

jiangsuisuiqingqingtikaixiaolaoshu,xiaolaoshu“sou”depaochuqu,henkuaimeileshenying。

limaodawangzitaiyouyadezuozaidishang,maoweibabushilaihuihuangzhe,sihuxinqinghenbucuodeyangzi:[nirangneikouliangquganshenme?]

“jialichuleshi,youyenanrenxiangqifuwoma,beiwodayunle,woyaobatarengchuqu,bunengbeicunlirenkandao。”

姜岁岁说。

tadunzheshenzi,genyizhimaodidigugu,lixinyuekandaole,dunshixinsuan:“keliandehaizi,liangewanbandoumeiyou,shiwozheigedangmadecuo,meizhaoguhaosuisui。”

[chun。zheishiyewan,nirangneikouliangchuquzhaoshoubangmang,tazhihuichengweibieshoukouzhongdeliangshi。]

limaodawangqingmiedeshuo,gaolengyoubuxie,jiangsuisuishunjianxiangmingbai:“zaole,xiaolaoshudetiandi,kebuzhiniyige......”

dunledun,kuaisushuodao:“limaodawangganjinbangwojiujiuzijishu,shunbianzaibangwozhaolianggebangshouhuilai。womingtianmailejinshouzhuo,jiujinimairouchi,yijinrou,guanbao!”

[nishuode,yaosuanhua!]

jiaoaoyougaolengdelimaodawang,yanjingyiliang,zhongyuweiyijinrouzheleyao。

mashangchuqujiuneichunshu,shunbianzaizhaobangshouhuilai。

jiangsuisui:......

honghaizisideganjue,haibucuo。

“suisui,chitiebingzima?mamajinizuo。”

“吃。”

jiangsuisuiyingleyisheng,youshuo,“duozuoyixie。”

zanshimeirou,xiaolaoshugenlimaodawang,yebuhuixianqiba!

xianglexiang,chenzhewangshenglimeixing,jiangsuisuiqulegebiwangjia,poxizixiamian,haiyoukangtoudeqiangzhuanfengli,yijikangjiaofangzhedeyiduipoyifuli,yigongzhaochule72kuai8maoqian。

呵。

meixiangdao,haixiaoyoujukuan。

jiangsuisuimeiyoukeqi,quanbushourushouzhong。

zaikankanwangshenglijiazhong,yemeishenmexiangyangdejiaju,jiangsuisuilengxiaoyisheng,zhijiebajiazale。

ganduilixinyuedongxinsi,tabuhuishouruan!

[dadajie,womenhuilaila!]

waimianchuanlaixiaolaoshuzhizhiluanjiaodeshengyin,haitingxingfende。

jiangsuisuizhuanchuqukan,wuyu。

haohaohao,xiaolaoshufanshenkouliangbagechang,xianzaidouqidaolimaodawangdebeishangle,shushenggaoguang,zhidekuayisheng!

“nidedapengyouzainaer?”

jiangsuisuiwen,heianzhong,yishuangshuanglvyouyoudeyanjingmaochulai,limaodawangyigedoulou,baxiaolaoshufanxiadi:[chunshuwuyong!yaobushibendawangjiutahuilai,tashumingzaojiumeile。]

小老鼠:!!

taxianzaiqiangdekepa,genbenbupalimaodawangle,limaodawangzuiyingxinruan,jiushitaxindeqindieniang!

[tingshuonizheigerenlei,huishuoshouyu,womenlaikankan。]

datoudeyizhiheilang,maizhewenjiandebuziguolai。

tazhanzaijiangsuisuimianqian,getoubitahaiyaogao。

jiangsuisuiwusui,santoushen,heilang......yijinghuolehenduonianle。

taditou,kanzheyanqianzheigexiaoxiaorenlei,yanzhongmanshidaliangdeshenqing:[meixiangdao,hainengyudaonizheiyangderenlei。shuoba,womenbarentuozou,nijiwomenshenmebaochou?]

这年头,都缺吃的。

renleique,shouleiyeque,renleiedehenle,haiyaoshangshandalie,genshouleiqiangchide,tamenfanliangbirendefanlianghaida,huodegengburongyi,edehenle,yechicaogen。

“wojinimenmaishizhiji。”

jiangsuisuishuo,“mingwanheishi,woqumaiji,shuohuasuanhua!”

heilangdeyachi,douyaochuodaotalianshangle,tasihaobupa。

[好,成交!]

heilangmanyile,zhaohushenhouliangmingxiaodijinmen,zhayanjian,bawangshenglituozaibeishang,wushengwuxidelikaijiangjia。

heilangyesuizhilikai,suihou,neiyishuangshuanglvyouyoudeyanjing,manmandoubujianle。

姜岁岁:!!

zheipabushilaileyiwozilang?

“suisui,tiebingzihaole......yi?zheinalilaidemao?”

lixinyuezouchuchufang,jingyadeshuo,zaiqukan,wangshengliyebujianyingle,talengleleng,hudeshengchuyizhonghuangtangzhigan:tadenversuisui,nandaoshitianshangdexiannvxiafan,teyijiutalailema?!

tashizenmezuodaode,haolihai!

“biewen,bieshuo,biedating。ma,chifan,chiwanfan,haohaoshuiyijue。mingtianshangwu,womenquzhenshangzhao**,jinigenjiangshanhelihun。”