第6章
lixinyuejingguoganggangzheiyihe,nalihaishuidezhe?
zuilishuozhe:“ninengyoushenmebanfa,mamabangniba,fanzhengwoyeshuibuzhe。”
jiangsuisui:......
rangnibang,nigengshuibuzhele。
“ma,woele,niyaobangwo,jiubangwozuodianchideba。”
李新月:!!
到底谁是妈?
danshi,suisuihaolihai,shuodehuahenyoulidu,tabuyouzizhujiutingle。
“xing,majinizuodianchide,suisuiyaozhangshentide。”
lixinyuequchufangzuofan,jiangsuisuiguanshangchufangdemen,wanyaozhaolexiaolaoshuguolai:“nichangniangenzheidijiehun,youxuduoyaohaodedapengyouba?”
小老鼠:!!
sesefadou:[dadajie,nishuodedapengyou,shibushijiushineizhongnengchirendedapengyou?]
啊啊啊!
dadajiehaofeng,zheishiyaosharenhuishime?
“dui,jiushinixiangdeneiyang。quba,jiwozhaolianggedapengyouhuilai,nixiaoshushuyijiashu,yihoujiugenwohunle。”
jiangsuisuishenshounieniexiaolaoshuweiba,bupang,haiyoudianshou。
啧!
zheiniantou,rendouchibubao,hekuangshishu?
[zhenda?xiexiedadajie,woxianzaijiuqu!]
xiaolaoshuxiaoyanjingdengyuanyuan,xingchongchongpaochuqu,gangchuyuanmenkou,yizhilihuadayemaosoudeyixia,kuairushandiancuanchulai,zhijiejiangxiaolaoshuyaozaikouzhong。
xiaolaoshudajiaoyisheng:[dadajiejiuming!]
姜岁岁:!!
“limaodawang,shouxialiushu!neixiaoshushizijishu,nibunengchi......”
xiaolaoshuhedekudandouyaopole,wuwadajiao:[buyaochiwo,woshihaoshu,woshidadajiedetieshenxiaoshu。]
lihuadayemao,yikanyehenshou。
zheiniantou,sheidoubuhaoguoa。
danyiranshiweifenglinlindelimaodawang,gaolengyouaoman。
yizhuazibazuibiankujijidexiaolaoshupaidixia,maoyanzaiyesezhongshanzheyouyoudelengmang:[renlei,nijurannenggenwomenjianghua?haijuranrenyigekouliangshuzuozijishu?renlei,nizhenshitairangwoshiwangle。]
jiangsuisui:......
她被一只猫教育了。
buguo,suanle,jiaoyujiujiaoyuba,shangqianshuodao:“xianbazijishufanglexingma?niruguoduziele,yihuierjialiyouchide,nikeyisuibianchi。dantaxianzaiyourenwu,tayaoqubangwo。”
[tayigekouliangshu,nengzuoshenmeshi?weiyideyongchu,jiushitianbaowodeduzi,nengrangwohuoxiaqu!]
limaodawanggenbenbuting,zichuyachi,mashangjiuyaojincan,xiaolaoshuhede[ao]yishengjiao,ruanpapadeyunleguoqu。
“dengyixia,woshuozhende,wokeyirangnihuoxiaqu。wojiangsuisui,shuohuasuanhua,nifangleta,woyangni!”
jiangsuisuishuo,xiaolaoshubunengsi,shigejilingde,yihoubaofu,meizhunhaiyaozhizhexiaolaoshu。
limaodawangyoudianxindongle,tianlexiachun:[beirenleiyangzhe,yebushibuxing。danniyaogaosuwo,nidoumeidechile,haiyaotiantianwayecaitianduzi,ninengnashenmeyangwo?niyaozhidao,woshiyaochiroude。]
“woyoujinerhuan,jinshouzhuo,heishihuanqianhou,mairouyangni!”
jiangsuisuizhandingjietiedeshuo。
[成交!]
limaodawangsongzhua,zhuangsidexiaolaoshu“sou”depaohuilai,liangzhixiaoqianzhua,simingbaozhejiangsuisuikutuibufang:[aaa,jiumingjiuming,haokepahaokepa,chadianjiusile。]
renlierqi,doudetingyoujiezougan,genrenchabuduo。
guoran,laoshuyeshiyouzhishangde。
“nixianquzhaodapengyou,yihuierzaihuilaizhaowo,wojinimenhuajieyuanchou。”
jiangsuisuiqingqingtikaixiaolaoshu,xiaolaoshu“sou”depaochuqu,henkuaimeileshenying。
limaodawangzitaiyouyadezuozaidishang,maoweibabushilaihuihuangzhe,sihuxinqinghenbucuodeyangzi:[nirangneikouliangquganshenme?]
“jialichuleshi,youyenanrenxiangqifuwoma,beiwodayunle,woyaobatarengchuqu,bunengbeicunlirenkandao。”
姜岁岁说。
tadunzheshenzi,genyizhimaodidigugu,lixinyuekandaole,dunshixinsuan:“keliandehaizi,liangewanbandoumeiyou,shiwozheigedangmadecuo,meizhaoguhaosuisui。”
[chun。zheishiyewan,nirangneikouliangchuquzhaoshoubangmang,tazhihuichengweibieshoukouzhongdeliangshi。]
limaodawangqingmiedeshuo,gaolengyoubuxie,jiangsuisuishunjianxiangmingbai:“zaole,xiaolaoshudetiandi,kebuzhiniyige......”
dunledun,kuaisushuodao:“limaodawangganjinbangwojiujiuzijishu,shunbianzaibangwozhaolianggebangshouhuilai。womingtianmailejinshouzhuo,jiujinimairouchi,yijinrou,guanbao!”
[nishuode,yaosuanhua!]
jiaoaoyougaolengdelimaodawang,yanjingyiliang,zhongyuweiyijinrouzheleyao。
mashangchuqujiuneichunshu,shunbianzaizhaobangshouhuilai。
jiangsuisui:......
honghaizisideganjue,haibucuo。
“suisui,chitiebingzima?mamajinizuo。”
“吃。”
jiangsuisuiyingleyisheng,youshuo,“duozuoyixie。”
zanshimeirou,xiaolaoshugenlimaodawang,yebuhuixianqiba!
xianglexiang,chenzhewangshenglimeixing,jiangsuisuiqulegebiwangjia,poxizixiamian,haiyoukangtoudeqiangzhuanfengli,yijikangjiaofangzhedeyiduipoyifuli,yigongzhaochule72kuai8maoqian。
呵。
meixiangdao,haixiaoyoujukuan。
jiangsuisuimeiyoukeqi,quanbushourushouzhong。
zaikankanwangshenglijiazhong,yemeishenmexiangyangdejiaju,jiangsuisuilengxiaoyisheng,zhijiebajiazale。
ganduilixinyuedongxinsi,tabuhuishouruan!
[dadajie,womenhuilaila!]
waimianchuanlaixiaolaoshuzhizhiluanjiaodeshengyin,haitingxingfende。
jiangsuisuizhuanchuqukan,wuyu。
haohaohao,xiaolaoshufanshenkouliangbagechang,xianzaidouqidaolimaodawangdebeishangle,shushenggaoguang,zhidekuayisheng!
“nidedapengyouzainaer?”
jiangsuisuiwen,heianzhong,yishuangshuanglvyouyoudeyanjingmaochulai,limaodawangyigedoulou,baxiaolaoshufanxiadi:[chunshuwuyong!yaobushibendawangjiutahuilai,tashumingzaojiumeile。]
小老鼠:!!
taxianzaiqiangdekepa,genbenbupalimaodawangle,limaodawangzuiyingxinruan,jiushitaxindeqindieniang!
[tingshuonizheigerenlei,huishuoshouyu,womenlaikankan。]
datoudeyizhiheilang,maizhewenjiandebuziguolai。
tazhanzaijiangsuisuimianqian,getoubitahaiyaogao。
jiangsuisuiwusui,santoushen,heilang......yijinghuolehenduonianle。
taditou,kanzheyanqianzheigexiaoxiaorenlei,yanzhongmanshidaliangdeshenqing:[meixiangdao,hainengyudaonizheiyangderenlei。shuoba,womenbarentuozou,nijiwomenshenmebaochou?]
这年头,都缺吃的。
renleique,shouleiyeque,renleiedehenle,haiyaoshangshandalie,genshouleiqiangchide,tamenfanliangbirendefanlianghaida,huodegengburongyi,edehenle,yechicaogen。
“wojinimenmaishizhiji。”
jiangsuisuishuo,“mingwanheishi,woqumaiji,shuohuasuanhua!”
heilangdeyachi,douyaochuodaotalianshangle,tasihaobupa。
[好,成交!]
heilangmanyile,zhaohushenhouliangmingxiaodijinmen,zhayanjian,bawangshenglituozaibeishang,wushengwuxidelikaijiangjia。
heilangyesuizhilikai,suihou,neiyishuangshuanglvyouyoudeyanjing,manmandoubujianle。
姜岁岁:!!
zheipabushilaileyiwozilang?
“suisui,tiebingzihaole......yi?zheinalilaidemao?”
lixinyuezouchuchufang,jingyadeshuo,zaiqukan,wangshengliyebujianyingle,talengleleng,hudeshengchuyizhonghuangtangzhigan:tadenversuisui,nandaoshitianshangdexiannvxiafan,teyijiutalailema?!
tashizenmezuodaode,haolihai!
“biewen,bieshuo,biedating。ma,chifan,chiwanfan,haohaoshuiyijue。mingtianshangwu,womenquzhenshangzhao**,jinigenjiangshanhelihun。”