【huaxingui】：lingmintexing;tashiyigehuaxindenanren，chuguilvzengjiabaifenbai，zhiyixinghuaiyunlvzengjiabaifenzhisanshi。
【bennengdechongdong(yinzang)】lingmintexing;gaitexingzhiyouzaijinxingfanyanxingweishicaihuixianshi;tazaijinxingfanyanxingweishi，huikaiqishanghaimoshi，meiyicidouhuijijiaohezhedailaiqiangzhi1dianshanghai，mei1dianshanghai，jikezengjianvfanghuaiyungailvbaifenzhi2，danghuaiyunlvchaoguobaifenbaishi，yichudeleijishanghaijianghuitigaosuoyunyuhaizidepinjiheshuliang，qiebaifenbaimuzipingan。(buyongdanxinhuiyinshanghaierdaozhinvfangsiwang，nvfangxuelianghuizaizuihou1dianshijinxingqiangzhisuoxue，danbuyingxianggongjishanghaideleiji。)
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“牛啊!”
suchenxinzhongjingya，meixiangdaobencunhaiwangsongdaniu，juranhaiyouyinzangdetexing!
erqiezheigetexing，shifenyouyong!
kenengzaisongdaniudeqizikanlai，zheijiushiyigebushoufudaodetiezhanan!
danzaisuchenzheigezhugongkanlai，songdaniujianzhijiushixingzouderenkoufanyanjiqi，jingruishizudepeiyangjiqi!
erqiesongdaniudetexinghenbang，genbenbuyilainvfangdegerentiaojianheshuxing，zhixuyaoshigenvdejiukeyi!
yinweidanghuaiyungailvdaodabaifenbaihou，weichushenghaizidepinji，shisuizhedanshengdaochushengzhijiandesuoyousongdaniuleijishanghaierjueding。
yejiushishuo，zaizheiqijianneitaduinvfangzaochengdeqiangzhishanghaiyueduo，haizipinjiyuegao!duobaotaideshuliangyejiuyueduo!
napashijitayigeshuxingquanmianzuididelajinvnpc，songdaniuyenengchuangzaoqiji!
yigeren，bozhongyigejuntuan!
完全不是问题!
真的可以做到!
“rencai!jueduiderencai!”
suchenxinzhongxunsuzuochupanduan，danmingmianshanggaizuodeshiqinghaishiyaozuo。
youqishidangsuchendemuguangluozailiucuihuabaihuahuadeshentishangshi，zheigechenjinzaikuailequeyouxinzhongjingjudenvrenzhengzaijinbizheshuangyan，bugankansuchen。
dansuchenquekandaotadetouding，zhengzaifuxianyigefensedeaixin，bingqiexunsujuhe，“dingdong”yishengrongrutadenaomen，xiaoshibujian。
这是怀孕标志!
guoran，dangsuchenchakanliucuihuadexinxishi，kandaoleliucuihuayijinghuaiyoushenyun。
songdaniua，nizheigehaiwangzhenniua!yifaruhunle!
“咳咳，大牛啊。”
suchenmiansepingjing，dandankaikou。
songdaniuhunshenyizhan，zhanshengkaikou：“zhugong，woyuanshoufa!”
哟。
haishitingyoujuewu，henyoudandangma。
suchendandandao：“niqueshizuocuoleshi，wozigaishangfafenming。”
“zhongrenlaoliu，niquezaixunhuanzuole。”
“yiyoujiashi，quezaiwaigousandasi。”
“gengshiwulecuihuazheiyigehaoguniangdemingsheng，rangtayihouzenmejiaren?”
tingdaosuchendehua，songdaniuyouxinfanbo，quebuganshuohua。
翠花是个好姑娘?
主公啊!
nishibuzhidaoa，zheiniangmenkelangle!
pingrilitadechuangshangenkekebushao，bangecunzideqingzhuangdoubeitagoudashangle，tashenzhihaiduiniyoubuguidexinsi!
zheihuasongdaniuzhiganzaixinlibaoyuan，quebuganzhendeshuochulai，suchenxianzaishuoshenme，tadoudiantouchengshi，buganfanbo，chenghuangchengkongdedengzhezijidechengfa。
是流放驱逐?
还是浸猪笼?
或者直接斩首示众?
唉...
kelianwoneiponiang，haimeijiwoliuxiahou，yaoshiwosile，takezenmebana。
jiuzaisongdaniumanxinjuewangzhiji，suchenhuanhuankaikou。
“dannianniwangriyougongdefenshang，sizuikemian，danhuozuinantao。”
“jirannidianruleliucuihua，bianjiangcinvcijinizuoxiaode，rihouqiemolangdang，anxingongzuoyangjia。”
“啊?”
songdaniuyileng，turuqilaidexixunrangtabuganxiangxinzijideerduo!
liucuihua，bencundiyicunhua!