第3章 别吃我,让我做你男人!

baishekouturenyan,shengyinyueerdongting,zaishidongneihuidang。

danshiwotingzhe,zhenggerenruzaodianji,dailizaiyuandi,naohaiyizhenhongming,xinlixianqigujingtaohailang。

有没有搞错?

zheitiaojushejingranhuishuohua?

yuandengshuangyankanzhe,zhenggerenbianjingdaizaiyuandi。

haowuyiwen,huishuohuadeshe,kendingjiushiyitiaosheyaole。

guaililuanshendechuanshuo,wocongxiaotingdaoda,yeyechanggenwojiang,gezhongshanzhongjingguaideyeshi。

danshicongmeidanghuishi,juedehenbuxianshi。

ranermeiyouliaodao,youchaoyiriwojingranyudaole,yeyeshuodejingguai。

还是条蛇妖!

erzheitiaosheyaohaihenxiongcan,kaikoujiushuowoxipinenrou,chiqilaikendinghenyoukougan,zheifenmingjiushixiangbawohuohuochidiaoa。

huanguoshenlai,dunshihedewodanzhanxinjing,shiniaodouyaohechulaile。

ruantuishouruan,zhandouyaozhanbuwen。

“baishejiejie,ni…nihaoa!”

henjinzhangkanzhebaishe,woyanleyankoushui,yingzhetoupigentadazhaohu。

zuibahentian,qiangjichuxiaorongtaohao。

zhishixiaodebikuhainankan。

danyudaozheizhongqingkuang,zaizheishengsiguantou,qianwanbunenghuang。

zheitiaosheyijingchengjing,tonglerenxing,zhiyaonenggoutong,neijiuyouxiwanghuoxialai,yaoburanxiachangjiugenneiduibaiguyangle。

“wobushiyouyichuangjinlaide。”

zhuangzhedan,shenxiliangkouqi,ranhoushuominglaiyi,“liuqiuyanjiadexiaojie,zaizheilidengwo,woshilaizhaotade。”

danshimianduizheiyangdepangrandawu,woliangtuidoudefeichanglihai。

napafuzheshibi,tongyangzhandouzhanbuwen。

liansecanbai,etoudelenghan,doushiyicengyicengdezaiwangwaimao。

xinlidekongjugan,genbenyazhibuzhu。

“neijiushilaizhaowode。”

baishetuzheshexin,muguangbinglengshuodao:“wojiushiliuqiuyanshuodexiaojie。”

“就是你?”

wotongkongjinsuo,liangyanfanlefan,chadianhuohuohehunguoqu。

这真是怕啥来啥啊。

zaojiuliaodao,liuqiuyanjiadexiaojie,kendingbushigeren,danshiwulunruhedoumeiyouxiangdao,zhouranshitiaobaishejing。

erqiehaishishuitongcudeneizhong。

这是想吓死我嘛?

ranhoutaiyan,jiukandaobaisheyaotoubaiwei,congheianchupalechulai。

neishuitongcudesheshen,jiangjinliumizhang。

妖气滔天。

putiangaidixijuanerlai,rangwobiantishenghan。

“bai…baishejiejieniyaozuoshenme?”woguqiyongqixunwen,bianhuanglihuangzhangwanghoutui。

“吃你!”

baishejingyuqibingleng,haowuganqing,zhangzhexuependakou,luchuliangpaijianruideliaoya。

要不要这么凶狠啊?

张嘴就要吃?

shidonglibaiguhenduo,kanlaizheixierenxiong,doushibeibaishejingchidiaode。

“等等。”

calebaetoudelenghan,wolianmangshuodao:“zayouhuahaohaoshuo,qianwanbiedongkoua,nibushishuoyaogenwojiehunma,wojiushibenzhejiehunlaidea。”

zhiyaonenghuoming,qitadetongtongbuzhongyao,napagentiaoshejingjiehunyeleyi。

kuayuezhongzudeailian,guwangjinlaijiuyoubushao。

xiangxuxianheningcaichen,zheiliangweiqianbei,jiushi**zhongde**。

yinweitamendeaiqijiudoushixiechong,haiaidehonghonglielie,siquhuolai,dianfuleshirenderenzhi。

erzheiliangweiqianbei,jiushiwoxuexidebangyang。

yaoshinenghaohaopeiyang,shuobudingzheitiaobaishejing,hainengbianchengyigejueshimeirenni。

danshibaishehengwoyan,bianlengxiaodao:“liuqiuyandehuaniyexin,tabanipianguolai,jiushilaijiwochide,mashangnihuigentamentongyangdemingyun。”

baishezhideshimandidebaigu。

erwomashangjiuhuigentamenyiyang,beibaishechidezhishengxiayiduigutou。

zheirangwoxinlibaliangbaliangde。

连蛋都凉。

xianrenbanbande,wozhei**bide,yaobeiliuqiuyanjikengsi。

下秒钟。

baishejingqishixiongxiongchonglai,zhangzhexuependakoujiuyaoyao。

yaoshibeiyaozhong,guliangnengjiangwohuotunle。

dunshijian,hedewodanganjulie,doukuaiyaobengkui,huanglihuangzhangjiudiyigun,bianduokailebaishedegongji,tongshilianmangshuodao:“baishejiejiebiejizhechiwo,xianrongwoshuojijuhuaxingbuxing?”

“henyoudanshideshaonian。”

baishejingyiwaikanwoyan,“yaoshiqitaren,zaojiuhehunguoqu,nixiangshuoshenme?yaojiaodaiyiyan?”

“qishiwoshixianggennichengqin!”

kanzhebaishejing,wohenrenzhenshuodao:“suiranwoshibeiliuqiuyanpianlaide,dankandaonineiyike,wojiuduiniyijianzhongqingle,xinlideaimuzhiyi,kongzhibuzhude,yijingzaiwoxindishenggenfaya。”

“baishejiejiebiechiwo,rangwozuoninanrenhaobuhao?”

weilehuoming,zhinengzhengyanshuoxiahua。

很诚恳。

kanzhebaishejing,woyanlidoushiaimuzhiyi。

erbaishejingtingzhe,dunshijiulengleleng,wulunruhedoumeiyouxiangdao,wojingranxiangzuotadenanren。

huanguoshen,taturandanu。

tuzheshexin,niudongzheshuitongcudeshequ,shaqitengtengchaowochonglai。

“biechongdong,nikaolvkaolvxiaa。”

“biekanwonianshao,danshiwogefangmiandouganggangde。”

“wokao,jinilianbuyaolian?”

haoshuodaishuodoubuguanyong,baishejingrengjiuxiangchiwo,zheijianzhishilaolaonengren,shenshendoubunengrena。

zhenyiweiwoshiruanshizi,xiangzenmeniejiuzenmenie?

huyaoyizhen,shenshouzhizhebaishe,wodunshinuhe,“ganqifudaowoqinfengtoushang,wokannizheitiaosheyaojiushizaizhaosi!”

zheihualuoyin,wolianmangnachulaiyizhanghuangfu。

这是诛邪符!

shiyeyesongjiwode,yeyeshuocifunengbaixiebuqin,keyimieshayiqieniuguisheshen。

suoyiziyou,jiujiangzhuxiefutieshendaizaishenshang。

cikexianyushengsijuejing,wobudebunachulai,duifuzheitiaobaishejing。

“去!”

wokounianfuzhou,shengyinhongliang,zhongqishizu,zhuxiefudunshichaobaishejingfeisheerqu。

然而。

zhuxiefuhaizaibankong,turanmaochulailianglvheiyan,diaoluozailedimian。

然后。

就没然后了。

kandaozheimu,woshuangyandouyuandengqilai,lianshangshenseyeningguzhu。

shuohaodebaixiebuqin,nengmieshayiqieniuguisheshenni?

jiujiwomaochulailianglvheiyan?

**。

这分明就是假货啊。

yeyeneilaodongxi,yaobuyaoneimequedea,wokeshitadeqinsunzi,tazenmelianwodoukeng?

jiuzaicike,baishejingyijingchongdaowojinqian。

kandaotaneipodadetouluchuixialai,zhangzuijiuxiangyaochiwo,wohuanglihuangzhang,chaoqijiaoshangderenzituoxiejiuchouleguoqu。

啪!

erguangshengruleizhaxiang,zhijieshanzailebaishejinglianshang,liuxialaiyigexieyin。

yuandengzheshuangyan,tayishijianmengbizhu。

danshiwofanyingkuai,lianmangzhuanshenjiupaodaolewumikaiwai,huanguyansizhou,jiuzhuyidaopangbianyoukuaidashitou。

yanjingyiliang,wolijipaoguoqu。

shushoudaibishibukenengde。

jirantaoyoutaobuzou,haoshuodaishuogentachengqinyebuguanyong,xiaoyewozhinengwanming。

不是它死就是我亡!

congqinjiacunzouchulaidenanren,jiumeiyouyigeshinaozhongde。

嗖!

jiuzaizheishihou,wogangyaojianqineikuaishitou,jiujianbaishejingdejuweihengsaoerlai,dunshijiangwochoudaozaidi。

neilijingjuda,rangwodangchangjiuhunmileguoqu。

juweijuanzhewodeshenti,yilutuoguoqu,baishejingzhangkaixuependakoujiuyaochi,ranersaoyanwodezuojiaoban,tashelianshangdeshensejiuningguzhu,neibinglengdeyanshen,zhujianluchucongweiyouguodejidongshense。

我的脚板有七颗痣。