第4章
“不许乱讲！”
nidazhuangyibawuzhuniyindezuiba，xiaoronglimanshiqiushengyu：
“dazongshi，hahaha！wonvertayoufanbingle，hahaha！”
hebinraoyouxingquwangzheniyin，yibanshihaoqizheimeizidenaohuilu，lingyibanzeshibeimeizideyanxiyinzhule。
meizihenhaokan，jiebaimianrongshang，qiansedeliumeiwanwanruxinyue，zhangerqiaodejiemaoyinyinfazhan；
xiutingdeqiongbi，yingtaoxiaozui，guanjianhaishineishuangxingyaner，hebinxinshuocongweijianguorucichengchewugoudemuguang。
fangfojiuxiangxinshengdeyinger，congzheishuangyanlikanbuchurenhedeqingxu，hexinlihenji。
zhishizheimeizidedaban，duibitadeyanlaishuojiushizaishirangrenkuxiaobudele，zheiyeshixiyinhebinzhuyidedifang。
zenmehuichuanzhegejunlvsemianao，huisenanshixiku，haiyishuangjiefangxie？
奇葩。
当真是个奇葩。
zhijianniyinzhengtuokailenidazhuang，bubahuashuowanjiubushufusiji，dao：
“xi，dazongshi，ruguonishiyikuainiuba，neiyinyinjiushijitui，zanmendoushiroue！”
hebintingbudonga，qingwenzheishishenmebiyu，nengjiangrenhuama？
zhongniandashushuangshouheshiyizhibaibai，qiuraodao：“dazongshininjianguaibuguaiha，zheihaiziyaotingle，yaotingle…”
hebinziranmeifangzaixinshang，qibujixuwangqianzou。
qianbujiuleidianjiaojia，songshandijiedetiandizichengyiju。
leiyongziyuncenglizanshe，bansuizhaxiang，shumudengshijianbianchengjiaotan，liehuosinveersheng。
haozaizhenyuyoujishichuxian，caizuzhiledahuomanyan。
errujin，yiqiedouhuiguiyupingjingzhizhong，binglengdefeng，yeanfenlebushao。
hebinzhaodaoleyipianzhangpengqu，danzhangpengqulimianqueyijingmeiyourenji，tayebujiangjiu，tianbao！
xiansuibianchiledianshiwu，tahaishigeren，suiransangeyuemeiyoujinshile，dankanjianshiwuhou，qiangliedejiegansuizhixiongyongxilai。
tayouzaizhangpengqudehoufangzhaodaoleqiche，danmeiyouyaochi，zhengchouchu…
niyinqueshuo：“wolaikai！”
ranhoubianjiantachaochemensuokongchuileyikouqi，chemenjurandakaile！
何彬又惊住了。
纳尼？
你在搞什么飞机？
youjianniyinyijingzuojinjiashizuo，hebinrenbuzhutucaodao：
“kannizheiyangzihaimeiyouchengnianba？”
“e，jiduobuyashenma~”niyintouyiyigeokdexiao。
何彬竟无话可说。
zheishijiedechecongwaiguanqiaoqu，heyuanlaineigeshijiedaoshimeiyouqubie，zhishizheichelimian，qubiejiudale。
“ninhao，woshirengongzhinengxiaoai，zhongxinzhuninchetuyukuai，qingwenninshixuyaozhinengjiashi，haishirengongjiashi？”
“人工。”少女道。
“ninhao，jiancedaochetiranyoubuzu，weilenindeanquanzhexiang，qingwenshifouqiehuanweizhenqimoshi？”
zheigeshijiedeqiche，chezaixitonghaitingzhineng。
erqiehaiyouranyoumoshihezhenqimoshiliangzhongxuanze。
yejiushishuo，houyizhongmoshi，xiushikeyiyindaozhenqirangchetiyinqingzuoye，youfeiquanshengle！
“aba…”shaonvkunaodao。
“wolaijiuxing。”zhongniandashushuanglangdao。
fujiashizuozhouweisuizhitanchulehaojigenweizhicuxidedaoguan，daoguanyitouzhanfuzailezhongniandashudeshuangbeishang。
“jiancedaozhenqinengyuanzhengchang，qudongyinqingzhengchang，chetijiankangzhengchang。
yishang，rengongjiashimoshiqidong，zaicizhongxinzhuninchetuyukuai！”
hebinlimaganshoudaoleyizhenguanxingxilai，zhengliangcheyiranchongfeichuqu。
wakaozheimeizijueduilaosijia，haizaishandaonijiujiwokaichutouwenziddeganjue！
yaobushihebinrenruqiming，tianshengbuzhi“fang”weihewu，kendingdashenghantingle。
“dazongshi，womenzheishiyaoqunaya？”shaonvcaixiangqimeiwenzheige，guoranbutaicongming。
hebinyoutiaowuwenhuidadao：“yunlongjingqu。”
“ninhao，xiaoaiyijingweininguihuaquwangyunlongjingqudezuiyouluxian。”
“douzuowenlee，yinyinyaobiaochela~”
......
yunlongjingquweiyusongchengdexijiao，jingqufudiyouyizuocheng。
chengyouyouyizuodaoyutuozhe，daoyuxuanfubankonglidijibaimi。
zheizuochengdezhuren，zhengshineiweidazongshide，danxianzai，douguihebinsuoyoule~
yueyechelikaishanquhouguoruniyinsuoyan：tayaobiaochele！
zhidaoshang，chesukuaidaoluntaixianxielidi，xuanyouwandaopiaoyi，yueyecheyudimianmocachu“cila”xiang，liuxialechumujingxindeluntaiyinhen。
“zhuyijiashianquan，ninzaizheiyang，xiaoaidouyaotula！”rengongzhinengmaosiyouhendayijian。
hebinyihuitunbulikaizuowei，yihuishentiwaixie。
zhongniandashuyijingmiansefazi，yinrenbuzhutulechulai。
danchesubujian，guantamiaodehonglvdeng，yanlumeigeshexiangtoufengkuangshanpai。
gujizheiliangchechepaidezhucezhuren，mingtianyidinghuiyukuwulei。
hebindaxiaodao：“changkuai！”
“luobugeqingcai，kaichejiushiyaokuai~”niyinyehuankuaiwubi，jidafangxiangpan，youyigedapiaoyi，sou~
不多久…
“哇哦！”
yueyechetingxia，niyindengdayan，zhangdazui，lianmangpaidanidazhuangdebeiwan：
“abaaba，zheijiushichuanshuodegoudahucaizhudeqidedifangma！”
“zheishina…tiantangma？”nidazhuangyunhuhuzhaobuzhebei。
hebinqixiao：“zheishiwojia！”
suishuoyuandazongshiyijingdieluoshentan，danhaodaihuoleliangqianduonian，liuxiadeyichanneishifeichangkeguande。
erqiezheiyoushigefazhishehui，suoyoucaichanzhiyaotahefa，jiuhuishoudaoguojiadebaohu。
hebinmantiaosilixialeche，buyuanchu，jishimigaoqiangsongli。
yunlongjingqushuyutayigerendeshengtaigongyuan，sizhoumibutianyanxitong。
jishimeiyouyigehuoren，dantianyanxitongdingdeshangjiwanmingbaoan。
jiuxiangxianzai，gaoqiangneiyijingzaisaomiaohebin，niyin，nidazhuangsanren。
hebinbizhiwangqianzou，mingmingqianfangmeiyoumen，danshidangtakuaiyaozoudaoqianggenshi…
zhengyimianqiangbixunsugaitiweigufengchengmen，bingqiedongkai。
hebinzhaohuniyinhenidazhuanggenshangziji，dannidazhuangyinweiyunche，zhishengxiabantiaomingle。
niyinsajiaodao：“abaduibuzhula，yikaicheyinyinjiuhanbaoshutiaozhajidouxiangbuqilaile…”
“buguaini…”nidazhuangnannandao：“wogaixiangdaode。”shuozheyouxiangtu。
hebinraoyouxingzhiguanchazheiduifunv，yuelaiyuejuedeniyinyouqu，feiyibandeyouqu。
laidaokongdaoshang，zhijianyuanfangyizhengzuochengjuranheidengxiahuo，zheibukexuea？
jiyilizheiliyouyouming“buyecheng”，gumingsiyi，dangranshijiusuanwanshangyehuidenghuotongmingle。
gengranghebinfeijiedeshi，yantujuranhaiyouyipiyipibaisebubochanraozaijianzhushang。
hebinyufamihule，lianmangkuaibuzouxiangchengzhongzhudiandeguangchang。
“shei！bushijiaodailemeiyouwodeyunxu，tianheiyihoujueduibunengyourenhedongjingma！”
zheishi，yibalaorendesangyinchuanlai：
“mingtianjiujiwozou，yaoshijingdonglezhurendewanghun…”
laorenshuodaozheiqueturanjingzhule，xiangcidaikazhu，shuangshoubaozhedexiangkuangdiaozailedishang，guangdang！
hebinyeananyijing，yinweidishangneixiangkuanglidexiaoxiang，temebujiushitama！
“zhuren…zhendeshizhurenma！”
laotouyizhenqiduan，mangmochugepenjixilekou，jingenzheputongguidi。
yibianchuidaxiongkou，yibianlaoleizonghengsixinliefeihaoku。
wakaohebinshizhenbeihedaole。
“zhurena，ninkezhongyushihuilaile，touqidouguoquduojiulewa，ninzenmecaihuilaia！”
hebinwuyudexianxiezhenlikaizheigemeilideshijiele，wohuigejiazhiyuma？
zhijiantoudaisanjiaobaibudelaotouerturanyouyizheng：
“liangweishiyinchadarenma？”
shuodeshiniyin，henidazhuang。
nidazhuangqueshiqisebudadui，wentishi，nageyinchashigewanzitoushaonv？
hebinwuyua，taxiangzhijiebazheilaotoujicile。
made，wozenmejiusile？
“zhouguanjia，tamenshiwodezhongyaokeren，erwo，haimeisi！”
“a？”zhouguanjiasihunaoziyebudahao，mengzhule。
“大宗师…”
倪大壮细声细气道：
“xianzaiwaimiandouzaichuannindesixun，rehuochaotiande，shuojudabujingde，woyikaishiyeyiweinin…”
“haiyoushuochilenideroukeyizhangshengbulaoe，yinyincaidaizheguoni。”
“xu！”nidazhuangshensejingbian。
hebinxiangqilaile，yuanlairuci，haoba，neijiubuguaibierenle。
“zhouguanjia，nikuaiqilaiba。”
“zhurenninzhenhaihuozhe？”
zhouguanjialianmangpaqishen，qingqingwozhuhebindeshoubei，nielenie，dengshineigejingxia，chadianjiuqushile。
“shishiti，yuanlaibushiwoyanhua！”
“zhurenninhaihuozhe，taihaole！！”
hebinqishiyouxiegandong，ng，zhishaohaiyourenshizhenxindanxinzheta。
“xiaozhou，quandunhaowodekeren，woyouxielei，youshenmeshiqingbaitianzaishuoba。”
hebinyouwangxiangniyinhenidazhuang，jiannidazhuanghenjujin，danniyinquehaishichushengniudubupahudeyangzi，sichuzhangwang。
“nimenyoushenmexuqiudoukeyizhaoxiaozhou。”
“yinyinzhendekeyizhuzaizheimedadefangzilimian？”
倪茵惊叹：
“zheilizhendehaodaa，fubaideweidao，na，dazongshi，nihuijiyinyinrouchima？”
“yinyin，abajiaoguonishuohuayaoyoulimao，tebieshizaidazongshimianqian。”
“e…”shaonvduqizui，“qingwenyinyinhaihuiaiema？”
nidazhuangfue，chedibaile。
hebinyaranshixiao，buzhidaoweishenme，taqishibingbuxihuanjiangneixindexiangfabiaoluyuwai。
buguanshikaixinhaishinanguoyihuoshifennu，tayibandoushibudongshengsedechuli。
danshizheigeshaonvdeyiyanyixing，juranpinpindoutaxiao。
“xiaozhou，buguantayaoshenmenidoumanzuta。”hebinturanjuedezijijuranyebazongleyihui。
“…shi，shi。”zhouguanjiayilianbumingsuoyi，danhaishijimangyingchenglexialai。
hebinzezhendeyouxielei，erqieyoutaiduotaiduodedongxixuyaozhengli。
tayaoxiangxiquguihuazheiduanquanxinderensheng；
duitabuliderenyouhenduo，tayeyaoxianggebanfaduguoyigegenanguan。
总而言之，
zheigekaijutabutaimanyi，zhende。
mingmingshishishangduyiwuerdedazongshi，quetememeiyouliliang。
suiranshentidekangxingdequebucuo，danyebunengyimeiaidaba?
sheishoudelezheizhongjinshouzhi。
kanyangzizanshizhinenggouqilaile，zouyibukanyibu。
hebinquehaishimeiyousihaodekonghuang，tatianshengbianruci。
kanguoyisheng，yishengshuo，zheishiqingganqueshizhengdeyizhong。
ruguobingqingchixuehua，duiqitaqingganyehuiqianquefanying，duizhouweiderenhuoshi，yehuizhujianshiquxingqu。
hebinmeiyouxiangdaozijidouchuanyuele，hainengjiangzheibingyiqidaiguolai，wuyu…
buguoxianzaizheigemeilidexinshijie，shizaitaizanle！
zheimeyounandudekaiju，yetaiyoutiaozhanxingle！
哈哈哈！
kanwogaotagetianfandifu！！