第五章
8.
heyunchaoyiqunhupenggouyouweizhewoshuojiao：「songfanxing，nidaoqianyixiajiuhaole，hegekendingjiuyuanliangnile。」
heyunchaolenglengdekanzhewo：「songfanxing，ruguonibudaoqian，wojiurangrengannichuqule。」
「woxiangniyebuxiwangtaidiuren。」
tamenhaijiaolaianbaoyaojiangwoganchuqu。
笑死，让我道歉。
anbaolaileyihouguiguijujudechaozhewowenhao：「songzong。」
wodiantou：「jiangtamenganchuqu。」
heyunchaohaibuzhidaoba，zheijiajiudianyijingbeiwoshougoule。
zheijiajiudianyuanbenshihejiamingxiade，danshizuijinheshizijinduanle，jiudianzhouzhuanbuzhoujiubeiwoshougoule。
jigerenbukezhixindekanzhewo，ranhoubeibaoantuozou，yuanbenshenshangdeqishidunshixiaoshizhishengxialangbei。
9.
hejiadezijinbeijieduan，heyunchaofumulaiwojiadaoqian。
jinmenjiukanjiantamenduizhewofumuyilianxianmeitaohao：「heyunchaobudongshi，womenzuofumudedoudong。」
「zhiyaofanxingjiajiwomen，womenhejiajueduibuhuirangneixiebusanbusidenvrenjinmen。」
xiaosile，zaozhidaoyoujintian，tamenyuanbenganmaqule。
yanzhengzhengdekanzheerzizaitaishangguanxuanxiaonvyoudangzhongdawozheigeweihunqidemianzi。
heyunchaofumubuguojiushisuanjiwojiajiachan，juedewoxihuanheyunchaojiuyidinghuijiadaotamenjiaqu，suoyiheyunchaochuguitamenyebuguan。
xiangbudaowohuidangzhongzhijiequxiaohunli。
wodiemantiaosilidehezhekafeikanzhemianqianderenbiaoyan。
heyunchaofumujianwodiebushuoyiweitashizantongle，jiushuodegengqijingle：「fanxingshigenvhai，bunengbujiehun，jiajiyunchaogangganghao。」
「niqiaoqiao，songshizheimedadejiayezenmekenengmeiyourenjichengni。」
「meigenanrenzenmekeyi。」
「jiajiwomenyunchao，yunchaolaiguanligongsi，fanxingshenggeyierbannvzaijiaxiangqingfujiuhaole。」
heyunchaotamamazilixingjiandouzaixuanyaozijishengleerziduohao。
wodiehuranmengfangxiakafei：「woyaoshiyouheyunchaoneiyangdeerzidoubuzhidaoyouduodiuren。」
「sheishuonvziburunanzi。」
「woguinvjiangsongshiguanlidezheimehao，guangshijinniandechunlirunjiubiqunianzengzhanglejigeyi。」
「haiyounineierzi，wodoubuxiangshuo，woyaoshiyouheyunchaozheiyangdeerziwozhijiezishahaole。」
「tazheiyangde，yishengdoulandezhi。」
wotingzhezheixiehuapuchiyishengxiaole，xiangbudaowodiezhandoulizheimeqiang，shuohuazheimedu。
heyunchaotamamabeiqidelianseyizhenqingyizhenbaide，youbuganfanbowodiedehua。
wocongxiaojiushidushennv，womamabuyuanyishengertai，wodieyebuxiangyaoertai。
woxiaoshihouhaishashadenaozheyaomamashengmeimei，mamagaosuwo：「fanxing，mamabushedenizuojiejie。」
dengheyunchaozouhou，wodieganjinwenwo：「fanxing，nibuhuihaixihuanneirenba？」
woxiaolewusuoweideshuo：「zenmekeneng。」
jinqianshangshengdeshenshangxiansubiganqingyouxihaowandeduo。
mamalazhewodeshou：「fanxing，mamaxiwangniquzuoxihuandeshiqing。」