第一章
wusuishi，woqinshoubomaogoudepizhichenglepizhen；liusuishi，wozhanshagongnvfangxuejibaigeyumaotianse。
huanggongshangxia，jieshuorongangongzhushigechetoucheweidefengzi。
zhiyouyimutongbaodeajiehuworuhuai，bugufanduidexixinjiaodao，zhiqiuwoyousuogaibian。
kanzhezhexiansideajie，wozhuangguaiqiaozhuangleshinian。
zhidaoajiebeisongquheqin，sanyuehou，quesonghuiletahaowusizhideshishen。
wowozheguanzi，xiaozhexiangfuhuangdao：「ajieyisi，jiuyouronganquheqinba。」
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wojicongcongtarudiannei，jiukandaolemuhouduifuhuangdesichedama。
「nigenuofu！nikankanrongzhubeibeiliangqiruchengleshenmeyang，nidisanxiasideqiuhe，zhiqiulailenverdecansi！」
「doudayingleheqin，dougerangleyanmensizuocheng，weiherangrongzhucansi！shenzhilianbeilianghuanglingdouburangjin，rujinyanyanggaozhao，guyirangwoerdianboyiyuebudeanxi！」
「nijingdayingzaisonggongzhuqianquheqin，hahahaha，nuofu！nuofu！sidezenmebushini！」
fuhuanglenglengdekanzhemuhoukudeshengsilijie，jiulianbinjiaodebaifa，douzaimuhoudesichezhongzhandou。
tahongzheyankuangyouwonangdeyangzi，shenzhidoubugankanmuhoudeyanjing。
woliangqiangdepaodaoajiedeguanmuqian，fulanechoudeqiweirangwoshuangtuiyiruantandaozaidi。
zheigeqiwei，hebeiwobapidemaogoufangleyigeyuedeqiweiyimoyiyang。
wozhengzhazhepufuxiangqiantuikaileguanmu。
zhexiansideajielianjiaaoxian，miansehuibaidetangzaiguanmuli，neiwenrouxianshudelianshangquebeiluoshangle「nu」zi，cenghuworuhuaideshuangbeihetuibudoukongdangdangdepingpuzaiguanmuzhong。
wozhengdaleshuangyankanzhekongdangdexiukou，muhoubiankubianbaozhewo：「rongzhumeile！meile......」
kanzheneiquchongzhengxiandecongajieerduohebizilizuanchulai，wotaishoujiyigeyigeniansi。
mingzhizhouchaoyiranruxia，jiangrencuicanchengzheiyangjiusonglehuilai，**luodewuruhetiaoxin，wodeneiweihaofuhuangquehaibuyiweiran。
wobugusuoyourendefandui，jiangajiebaojinletacengjingdeqingong。
zheilijinbihuihuang，queshiwushirenfei。
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wozhandouzheduanzhechazhanbuzhiguoleduojiu，xindibaonvedeliqizaikandaoajiedequshihoubeibierchu。
cengjingwoweileajieyayizhuneixinbaolidexinsi，zican、zhidu、chishishengrou，jieguowanquanyazhibuzhu，zhihouwojiuxiangdaolexiwu。
zheishinian，woxichenglejinjuntonglingxitiandewuyi，bingzaifuhuangdetongyixiapeiyangleyipianwei。
zaiwoyayinannaideshihouwojiuhuiqukantamenchaojia，wojiaojianweimendeshouduanyigeyigeyongzaitanguanshenshang。
neiliutangdexianxueheshengshengtongkudenahan，wocainengdedaopiankedepingjing。
keajiedebeibangheshuangtuikongdangdangde，gaizenmebanni？
woyijingshaguangleshenbiandegongnvhetaijian，yijiuzhibuzhuzhandoudeshuangshou。
wominganweizhaolailezuixiangajiesizhidenvzi，kepincouqilaiyijiubururenyi。
不够，不够！
gailaihaizhaide，haiyoubieren。