第2章
xiaoyibawolajinyigemingzijiao“yiwenxiaoshoutuandui”deweixinqun，qunlidagaishijigeren，qunnichengyedoushiqianmianyigekuohaolixieshangshuzi，ranhouhoumianshizijidechenghu。
wodeweixinwangmingjiao“jianjiacangcang”，jiujizijizaiqunliqulegenichengjiaozuo“jianjia”。yuanlaiqunmingpianqianmiankuohaolideshuzidaibiaodeshidailidengji，dengjigaojinahuojiayejiuyuedi，wangwangshirumendailifeijuedingde，biruwozhishigesanjidailishang。xiaoyiweilegulidajiaduoxiaoshou，xiaoshouchengjihaodekeyizhijiejinxingdengjitiba。meigerendangranyedoukeyishouzijidedaili，keyizijichuangjianzheiyangdeweixinqunzuzhizijidedailimen。xiaoyizaiqunlijiaoxiaoyi，yeshiweiyideyijidailishang，zhijiedaohuoyuanquhuofenxiaojiwomen。
jinlequncaifaxianzuoweishangdeguijuyeshibushaode，biruwoyuanzeshangbixuanzhaoshangjiaguidingshoujiachushou，ruguozijisuiyiyadijiagezaochengexingjingzheng，huizhijiequxiaodailiquanxianbeiqingchuqu，dailifeigengbukenengtuihui。erqieyejueduibukeyiquwatongtuanduidedaili，fouzechuzhigenshangmianyiyang。
qunlidejiemeimenxianshizhongzaitiannanhaibeicongshigexinggeyededouyou，doufeichangtuanjieheqi，pingshiouerliaoliaotianfafahongbao，youwentidehuaxiangtamenqingjiaoyehuidedaobangzhu。
chulemeitiandegudingtuiguang，meizhoumoxiaoyidouhuizuzhiyiciqunneixiaohuiyi，zhujiangyizhoudexiaoshouqingkuanghexuanchuangoutongjiqiaozhileide。wodourenzhentingqule，shouhuopofeng。chuledianlibenshenderichangweixinxiaoshou，zaiwangluoshangdeduiwaixiaoshouyezhujianmosuochulezijideyitaomendao。
zheitianwozhenggenqunlijiemeimenyouyidameiyidadeliaozhe，yigejiaoweiweidesanjidailishangfalewangshangdeyigetiezilianjie。womendiankaiyikan，shiyigegukezaitiebafatiepuguangyigeweishangmailezhiliangdiliedeyifujita，youyuyifushiyongleliezhizhizuocailiao，daozhitadepifuyanzhongguomin，shenzhifashenglekuilan。
tiezihaifushanglezhenduanshu、shikuangzhaopianyijigenmaijiadeliaotianjietu，youliyouju。sheizhichulezheimeyanzhongdeshiqingzheigewangmingjiao“xiaociwei”demaijiajingranyikouyaodingbushizijidewenti，houlaimaijiazaizhaota，xiaociweizhijieshanchulezheigemaijia。
zhenshigewuchideweishangmaijia！
wowangxiajixuliulan，zheigexiaociweijingranchulaihuitieshengmingle，shengchengzijiyebuzhiyifuzhiliang，zijizhishigezhongjiandaili，haifalezijigenshangjiadeliaotianjiluzhengming。duihuashishangjiagenxiaociweidanbaozijiayifuzhiliangjuewuwenti，rangxiaociweifangxinzuodaili，zuihouxiaociweihaishengchengshangjiazizhichulewentiyijingshanchuleta。
jinjiezhexiaociweipuchuleshangjiadeziliao，jingranjiushiqunlideweiwei！
xiaociweibazerenyigunaoertuijileweiwei，haibachuleweiweishiwomenyiwentuanduideren，henkuaidixiajiuyongchulehenduogongjiwomenyiwendeyanlun。
“zheigedanbaozhiliangliaotianjietudequeshizhende，xiaociweishizhaoguowoxiangzuodaili，keshimeishuojijujiubuhuile！houlaixiaociweishanchulewo，jinjiezhewojiufaxianzijibeipuguangle！woyefashengguoyaotazhengmingshiwodaili，ketajiutuishuozijiliaotianjiludiushi，qitajietushizhiqianjiede。”
weiweizaiqunliweiqudefachulezheiduanhua。
weiweizaiyiwendaidesuanjiule，taderenpinheyiwendeyifuzhiliangdajiadouxindeguo。benlaiqifuqunlidejiemeidajiajiuhenshengqile，xianzaihaizhizhiyiwentuanduidajiagengjiabukenengbuguanle。
gengrangrenshengqidehaizaihoumian，jiemeimenzaixiamianchengqingwuguanwomenyiwen，wentishitiezidelouzhuchulaishuohuale，rangwomenxiuxiangdilai，jinggenxiaociweiyikuaishengtaoqiwomenyiwenlaile！
qunlideaqituranshuotarenshizheigexiaociwei，zheigerenyezhaotazixunguodaili，tongyangyeshimeijijurenjiumeile。buguoqianduanshijiantacongbiechudailixinxiangmu，zhengganshangzijiweixinliebiaorenmanle，budebuhuanleyigexindeweixin，zaixinweixinlizhutuixinxiangmu，jiubazhiqianhaoliweigoumaiguodegukedoujiadaolexinhaoli。xiaociweiyebeijiadaolexinhaoli，danshisihubuzhizheigeshiaqi，zhiqianfadongtaishiyinggaishipingbileyiwenderen。aqizheicaikandaolexiaociweidepengyouquan，jingrangenwomenyiwenmeitiandeshangpintuiguangyimoyiyang。
aqineishihouhaiyiweixiaociweipaodaoyiwenqitarenqixiazuoledaili，zijihaihenshengqidejieletuxiangfadaoqunliwengejiujing。keshiyixiangzheiyebusuanshizijidedaili，zheiyangjiusuanqulebierenqixiayebusuanbierenwalezijiqiangjiao，suiranqijile，yezhihaozuoba。
keshixiaociweideshangjiadequebushiyiwen，tadaolewomendeziyuanhairangyiwenbeiheiguo！
henkuaitieziliniyiyanwoyiyudexianqilekoushuizhang，jiemeimendoushixiangchengqingshishi，fandaobeizhizeyiwentuanduisuzhidixia，gezhongfumianyanlunbukanrumu。
欺人太甚！
woshenqingtianjialexiaociweideweixinxiangzhaotahaohaotantan，jiantapengyouquanduisuoyourenkaifang，wobiandianlejinqu。genaqishuodeyiyang，zhenshiyiwenmeitiandetuiguangneirong，jinqihaizhuangmozuoyangfabuleyitiaoshengtaoyiwendedongtai。
cishixiaoyigengshijidetuantuanzhuan，xiaoyideshangjiashizhengfeng，yejiushineigeliangshu，youmingwenguidingdailishangbudeyiqitaxiangtongzhongleihuoyuancanzatamendexiaoshou，fouzezhijiequxiaodailishangquanxianbingfakuan，yiquebaozhengfengdechanpinzhiliang。xiaoyisuiranzairenjiayanlizhishigexiaodailishang，kedaodizheiyeshitadefanwan。
woyetitazheji，keshizheigexiaociweidefatieidlijinyoudelishifayanyedoushiyiwentuanduide，pangrenbuwuhuicaiguai！
zheishihouaqiyoufadaoqunliyigejietu，yuanlaitashiyongtaneigexinhaodeshenfenjixiaociweifalexiaoxi，jiazhuangwendongwenxixiangzuodaili，shizexiangsouluoxiaociweideloudong。
aqiyezhenshiyoushouwan，kuitanengxiangdao。
zhengdangdajiadengzhehuifuxiaociweishi，aqiyoudiuchuyizhangjietu，aqibeixiaociweishanchule。
keaqizhishiwenlezaibuzaiheshifouhaishoudailieryi，jiubeixiaociweishanchule，erqiewoliuyidaoxiaociweiguandiaoleweixinpengyouquanduisuoyourenkaifangdequanxian。
zheidianlingwohenyihuo，xiaoyituransiliaoworangwobuyaozaiqunliduoshuohua，tahuaiyiwomendetuanduilichuleneigui......
wobaxiaociweideweixinfangdaolebaidushangsousuo，keshimeiyouxinfaxian。zuihouwojihububaoxiwangdebaxiaociweidefatieidsouleyixia，jieguoyitiaobannianqianqiutiebaidhuxiangguanzhudetieziyinqilewodezhuyi：
“fenyihuier，benhaohexiaohaohuifen。”
houmianhaiaitechulexiaohao，yejiushixiaociweifayandeid。
wolikejietubaoliuzhengju，ranhouzheshouchaqizheigefatieidlai。zheigeiddetouxianggenxiaociweideweixintouxiangyiyang，yidingshixiaociwei！
zaizuijindelishifayanliyigezhaoshoudailidetiezizhongwozhaodaoletadeweixin，zheiciwojinshenduole，bingmeiyouzhudongjiata，ershidenglulewodexiaohaoidhuifuwodelingyigebuzenmeyongdeweixinhao。
guoranbuchuyihuier，duifangshanggouletianjialewo。zixunlezaqizababantian，wotichulexiangyaozuodaili，duifanglikepaochuledailifeiyong。wodangranbukenengjiaoqianjinqu，shijishangwoyizhizaianzhongfankantadepengyouquanxunzhaozhusimaji，biaomianshangzeweinantaxiangtasuoyaodailinahuojiagebiaodan，bujijiubuzuodaili。jidexiaoyishuoguozheigebunengsuibianji，wozhengdengzhetayikoujujuewohaotuoshen，jieguotayikanwoyaopao，haizhenjiwofalaiyizhangdangjizuixinkuandenahuojiagebiao。
biaogeshangfangheranzhumingzhe“menghuituanduidailijiuyuejiagebiao”，henhao，wobazheixiezhengjusiliaojilexiaoyi。
xiaoyiguoleyuemohaojifenzhongcaihuiwoleyiju：“niqueding？”
xinbuguowo？wodangranquedingle，wozaisanxiangxiaoyibaozhengwobushineigui。
xiaoyihuifuleyiduanhua：“wozhidaobushini，neigexiaociweiweilezhengmingtashiyiwende，haisixiapuchulewomentuanduineibuqundehuiyijiluzhileideliaotianjietu，zuizaodeyizhangshilianggeduoyueqiande，nicailaibudaoyigeyue，bukenengshini。”
“suoyiwobushibuxinni，wozhishimeixiangdaotamenneimedadetuanduihuiyouzheizhongren，”xiaoyiyouhuifu，“menghuishijinyinianlaizanmenzheigexiaoquanlituranqilaideyigetuandui，wangchuanmenghuidezhiliangyizhibuhao，danshineimeduopuguangmenghuicongweichuliguo，yemeijianmenghuideshengyiyoushenmesunshi。”
neizenmeban？nandaohaidangchilegeyabakuibucheng？
“menghuidezhuguanliwoyeyourenshide，tamenneimedadexiaoshoutuanduibuhuigenwomenzheizhongxiaodailishangyibanjianshi。yidingshidixiarenzijibulaoshi，wogenfanyingyixiaba。”
jiranxiaoyizheimeshuole，neiwoyebunengzaijiuzhebufangle。
menghuijichudedafugenxiaoyidetuiceruchuyizhe，qunlineiguiyezijuedetuilechuqu。wangshangxiaociweishengchengzijishiyiwentuanduidailidetiezihenkuaidedaoleshanchu，suiranmenghuikoutoudayinglehuibangwomenchengqing，kebijingwomenshimeiqianmeishi“xiao”dailishang，zuihouchengqingdangranyebulelezhi。
yiwendeyunzuoruchang，yiqiekaishiquyupingjing。buguoxiangxiangzaidadetuanduixiaodailiyoushihouyenengyingxiangjuda，wozheiyangzhengzhewuguantongyangdexiaoqianbukenengzaiweishangzheitiaolushangchutou，yuwoxianzhuangeryanshoudailiyeweishibixingzhijule。
zheiyitiandianlimeishenmeshengyi，wozhaolipengyouquanfabuxinkuandexuanchuan。pangxieyougenshangciyiyang，jiworenglaiyibizhuanzhanghaiyouhuopindetupianshulianghechima，zuihougenshangyigefushundedizhiheshouhuorenxinxi。
收货人蟹老板？
wodetuixianglipangxiedagaishigebuaishuohuadegaolengshuba，nengfangchuzheishouhuomingziyezhenshiyouqu。
guantani，woyouqianzhengjiuxingge！