fangminshuangshouhuanxiongkaozaimenkuangshang,kanzhe“zidaoziyan”wanduomaomaoyouxidemizijinqidemoya。
zhaobozuijiaochouchouweiweiyaotou,zhongzhongyitandao:
“duohaodeguniang,huoshengshengbeimijiaqianxiadejuezhaiwujizhemofengle。”
fangminrouleroubizishenhuxijici,caibabaoyuyechujingdeyujiezhiqijishunpingle,shifentongqingdikanzhezaiwoshilizhaorendemizijinyaotou:
“jiangxinbixin,ruguowobeifuershiduoyidejuefuzhai,yiyezhijianshiquweiyidegege,tiantianbeihezuoshangbipohaiqian,woyehuifeng。”
zhaoboxuezhefangmindedongzuoshuangshouhuanxiongkaozaimenkuangshangwen:
“现在怎么办?”
fangminsongjian:“buzhidao,bazheiguniangliuxia,youdanxintafengfengdiandianzuochushenmebulizhideshiqing,daihuisuoliyebuheshi。”
mizijinyixinxunzhaoluyunzheng,bingmeiyoutingdaozhaobohefangmindeduihua,naotouziyanziyu:
“neinanrenshangdeneimezhong,haidiaozheshuini,tazenmezuodaoliangfenzhongneibaguashuideyimaojia,yijiyiliaolajifeiqitongdaizoude?”
fangminzhizhemizijinduizhaobodao:
“kan,tazhenggerendoumozhengle,yaobuwomenbatasongjingshenbingyuanba!”
zhaoboyaotou:“songjingshenbingyuanxuyaojiandingjingshenbingdengji,mizijinmeizuoguojianding,womenmeiliyousongtajinqu。”
mizijinhuishen,fangminhezhaobodezheijuhuaturanchuangrutadeerduo。
谁是精神病?
tafubaimaomeidazhangtui,yezhanyiyuantuiyidezhongyihewaikeshuangxiuboshihou,tamenzenmekanchulaizijijingshenbuzhengchangde?
mizijinqibudayichulai,henxiangjieshiqingchu,tadewoshizhendepaojinlaiyigeshenshouzhongshangdenanren。
keshifangjianganjingdeyidixuedoumeiyou,woshiyoumeiyouzhuangjiankongshexiangtou,kongkoubaiyameibanfajieshi。
ruguobushifangjianlidezhuozi、yimaojia、chuangtoujushangdekuangquanshui,yijichuliyiliaofeiqiwudelajitongbujianle。
mizijindouyiweizijizuijinxinlijiaocui,zuomengni!
“ai,nimenbiezoua!wodewoshilizhendejinlaiyigeshoushangyanzhongdenanren……”
mizijinzhuizhejibulikaidezhaobohefangminxialou,yanbabakanzheliangrenmaoyukaichelikai,zhinengsuansediyaochunguanshangdianzimensuo。
jinyebaoyu,chuanghumenchuangjinbi,woshilimeiyouzhuangxinfengxitong,bucunzaigongrentaopaodehuanqitongdao。
neinanrenyongshenmefangfalikaide?weishenmelaiwuyingquwuzong?
huidaowoshidemizijinyipiguzuozaichuangbianhuangusizhou,qituzhaodaoyidiannanrendezhusimaji,zhengmingtaqueshimeiyoushuohuang。
tashixianzuizhongluozaidishangdeheitiepanshang,xiangyaojianqilai,neiheihuhudedongxijiuxiangluozaidishangyiyang,koudoukoubuchulai。
……
cangwuguoxiangwangfengdidewangfubieyuan。
luyunzhengtangzaizijidebabuchuangshang,zhibulengdengdingzhezhengzaidishuidediandiguanziyilianmimang。
wogangcaiqulenali?daihuilaideshishenmedongxi?nandaohaizaizuomeng?
ditoukandaodishanganjingtangzhedehuangseyiliaolajitong。
luyunzhengzaizijidatuishangyongliningleyiba,tengtongrangtademeixincuchengmaliyanahaigou。
naohailiquanshineigezhangdexiangshenxianyiyangdeguniang,balatadekuzi,yongzhenzhatadechangjing。
kanlekanzijichiluodeshangshen,suoyoushangkoudouyijingbaozhahao。
baozhayongdeshabubaijingtouqi,jigenyounianxingdebaisebutiaogudingshabu,buxuyaobangdaijiubashangkoujibaozhale,quanshitacongweijianguodewupinhebaozhashoufa。
taishoumoxiangetou,zijiyijingtuishaohaifaleyishenhan。
jiandaoneiguniangyiqian,tahaitanruanwuli,naodaihundun,erxianzaitiliyijinghuifudaban。
luyunzhengbudebuchengrentagangcaiquletiangong,neiguniangkendingshitianshangdeshenxian,zhiliaoshoufahefanrenliaoshangdefangfawanquanbuyiyang。
xianzaixianglai,shenxianmuguangqingchechunjie,balazijikuzideshihoumeiyourenhebuhuaihaoyiheweisuo。
shizijiwochuo,bashenxiantuotakuzizhazhenzhishixiangzuole。
ruguoyoujihuizaijianshenxian,tayidingyaojitadaoqiancaishi,wanwanbukexiedushenming。
“wangye,shuxiabahutaiyidaiguolaile。”
menwaichuanlaitieshenanweifeiyingdebingbao。
luyunzhenghuishen,shayazhesangyinkaikouhuijuedao:
“benwangshangshibuzhongyijingbaozhahaole,ranghutaiyixiaquxiuxiba!”
sanniandahan,wangyefengdiyunzhoushibadidehechuanggankekeliwushou。
weilejiejibaixing,wangfuyijingduanliangduanyao,xiangwanghaiyaodailingyunzhoushoujunzunaowaidiruqinqianglve。
hutaiyizhiyiwei,wangyexiangjieyuezuihoudeyaocaijineixietongyangshoushangdejiangshi,buyouhongleyankuangguidiaiqiu:
“wangye,ranglaonujinqujininbadaobachulaiba!napabuyongyao,baozhayixiayeshihaode。
sheidaoxia,nindoubunengdaoa!yunzhoushushiwanbaixinghaidengzhenindailingtamenkangjimanyiruqinwa!”
feiyingyehongzheyankuangguidiquanshuo:
“wangye,hutaiyideyaoxiangliliuleyipingjinchuangyao,jiurangtajininzhigexueba!
direnyibobojingong,wangyejiushangweiyuyoutianxinshang,zaizheiyangxiaqu,shentiruhechidexiao?”
luyunzhengchuimoukanxiangbaozhajihaodefubu,burangtamenjinlaiqinyanjianzheng,menwailiangrenpashihuimeiwanmeile。
weiweiyitan,doushizijideqinxin,sheidoubuhuichuquhushuo,luyunzhengchekaiganliedechundao:
“进来吧!”
feiyingdaxi,mangchanfunianmaidehutaiyituimenerru。
“啊?这……”
hutaiyizhizheluyunzhengdeshang,zaichuangqiandunzhujiaobu,chelecheganliedechun,jingchadeshunjianshiyu。
feiyingxinxidiyidiandianjianchazhuzishangshi,gouqijiuweideqianxiaowen:
“wangye,nideshangshisheibaozhade,jingruciqiaomiao?”
hutaiyihuishen,zhizhediandipingzixidao:
“wangye,zheishihewu?ninzhaodaoshuiyuanlema?”
luyunzhengxiangqimizijinningkaikuangquanshuipingzi,jitahoubojingpaishuideyangzi。
naqibeitayiqidaiguolaidedabanpingkuangquanshui,ningkaigaizidijihutaiyidao:
“zheishishenxianciyudeshengshui,wozhidaihuizheidian,nimenxianrunrunsangzi。”
hutaiyishuangshoujieguokuangquanshui,xiguanxingjianchalimianshifouyoudu,ananjingtanzhuangshuidepingzitaiguoqimiao。
youtingluyunzhengzhizheyimaojiashangguazhedeyidapingyaoshuidao:
“feiying,baneigequxialai,fenjinidailingdeanweidui,dajiazanshikefuyixia,benwangzaixiangxiangbanfa。”
shuibuduo,qinshuyoubie,luyunzhengzhinengxianjinzhezuiqinmiderenfenfa。
feiyingdajidanxiguididao:
“wangyewanwanbuke,zheigepingzideshuiyikanbianshijininbushentide,wodengjiannuzhishenqinengxiangyongnindejiumingzhishui?”
luyunzhengnusheng:“benwangdeminglingdoubutingle?nimenxiangzaofanma?”
feiyinghedeyizhenduosuo,danxiguidigaiweishuangxi,zhandoudipufuzaidihuangluanketou:
“shuxiabugan,qingwangyeshuzui!”
luyunzhenghuishou:“jiranbugan,haibutingmingxingshi?”