第一章 我家卧室连着别人的浴室

zhoumo,jiangxinyuexiabanhoumanshenpibeidehuidaojia,taxiangqifangneiyougexiaogejian,juedingjiangyixiezijizanshiyongbudaodedongxifangdaolimianqu。

dakailegejianhou,quefaxianzheigeshipingmidexiaogejian,zhengzhongyangfangzheyigediaohuadamupan。

jiangxinyuezoujinmutong,limianzhuangmanshui,shuimianpiaozhemeiguihuaban,ditouyikan,qiahaohetongliderensimuxiangdui。

“啊.....”

jiangxinyuehehuaile,batuijiupao。

zhitingdao“hua”deyisheng,neirenyigetiaoyuecongshuilicuanchulaizhuazhulejiangxinyuedeshoubei。

jiangxinyuemengdihuiguotou,qiaojianlenanrendeyangmao,gaobishenmu,yishuangheibaifenmingdeyanjing,fuseyoudiancangbai,wuguanyourudiaokebandelitijingzhi,yitouwuheidezhangfashidadadechuizaixiongqian,shigejiqijunmeidenanren。

daidaidikanle2miaozhong,jiangxinyueyoujianjiaoyisheng,congmangyikaimuguang。

“a......ni,nixianchuanshangyifu。”

jiangxinyuexiangyaozhengzha,quefaxianzijideshoubeibeitaqianzhu,genbensihaobunengdongdan。

“nishiheren,ruhehuichuxianzaizheili?shisheipainilaide?”

neinanrenkaikoule,shengyindichenyinglang,daizhehunhoudexiongxingqixi,shengyinzhongtouzheyiguyinyindeweiyangan。

“shenme,zheishiwodefangjian,nizenmenengsuibianjinlai?”jiangxinyuezhuangzhedanzishuo。

nanrentingdaotazheiyangshuo,mingxianlengleyixia。

“peng”deyisheng,chuanghuzhalie,yishenheiyidemengmianrenpochuangerru。

weijiguantou,jiangxinyuezhengtuolenanrendekongzhi。

nanrenyegubushanglihuita,suishounawaipaopizaishenshang,feisushangqiangenneiheiyirenchandouleqilai。

jiangxinyuezaipangbiankandeshoujiaozhifaruan,taturanxiangqizijidekudouzhuangzhefanglangpenwu,yushizaiheiyirenyouyicichayidianpizhongnanrenshi,taxiayishidebafanglangpenwunachulai,duizheheiyirenlianshangjiushiyidunpen。

heiyirenmeiyouliaodaozheiyichu,wanghouyiduo,nanrenchenzhezheigejihui,yijiaowangxiatiqu,kongshouduobairen,heiyirenjianshibumiao,zhuanshenyigefeipu,youcongchuangkoutiaolechuqu。

nanrenpaodaochuanghubianwangwaikanleyixia,zoulehuilai。

talaidaojiangxinyuemianqian,shenshendijuleyigong,shuo:“gangcaiduoxieguniangchushouxiangzhu,ganwenguniangzunxingdaming?”

jiangxinyuehaimeiyoucongjinghezhonghuifuguolai,youdianfaleng,daidaidikanzheta,guolejimiaozhongcaimanmanhuiguoshen,yijiling:“budui,nishisheiya?nizenmehuizaizheilia?zheishiwojia,ganggangneigerenshizenmehuishia?nimenbawojiadechuangzidougaohuaidiaole,wocaigangbanguolaidiyitian,nijiaowozenmegenfangdongjiaodaiya?”

nanrenmingxianlengleyixia,shangqianyibushuo:“shuzaixiashili,zheishizaixiadefudi,taifufu,louzhai。”

jiangxinyueyelengzhule:“ni,nixianbayifuchuanshang。”

chentazhuanshenzhengliyifu,jiangxinyueduomenerchu,bawaimiandesuosuoshang。

zijiwuliyougenandezaixizao,ranhouliuloudechuangkouturantiaojinlaiyigenandexijita,zheizenmeganjuezaizuomengyiyang。

tanulidenengrangzijilengjingxialai,paochumenkou,zhengtaochushoujizhunbeida110,fangdonglaobolaile,xiaozheduitashuo:“wowangjibakongdiaoyaokongqijinile。”

jiangxinyueyikandaofangdonglianmangshuo:“laobo,nikuaiqujiwokanyixia,gejianlimianyouren。”

“youren?jinzeile?”fangdongyitinglianseyeningzhongqilai。

“bushi,zheilimianyougepen,ranhouturanjianmaochuleyigeren……”jiangxinyueyijingbuzhidaozijizaishuoshenmele。

tadaizhefangdonglaidaolefangjianqian,kailesuo,fangdongshuo:“nixianzaiwaierzhanzhe。”

jiangxinyueguaiguaidizaimenkoudengzhe,guolejimiaozhong,yemeitingdaoshengxiang,fangdongzouchulaile,yihuodeshuo:“nibushishuoyourenma?”

jiangxinyueyitingbudui,lianmangzoujinlai,tuikaigejiandemen,meiyouren,yebushimudiban,gengmeiyoushenmedamupen,zhibuguoshiyigezaiputongbuguodeyigexiaogejian,erqiezhiyouliangsanpingmi。

jiangxinyuebuganxiangxin,ganggangmingmingkandaojiubushiyigefangjian。

fangdongzoujinqubaxiaogejianlimianyigexiaopenheliangbapoyizibanlechulai,zheixiagejianlimianjiukongkongruyele。

fangdongxiaozheduijiangxinyueshuo:“xiaomei,nikancuoleba?nifangxin,zheifangziwoyiqianzijizhude,doushiganjingde,nixiezheba,youshenmeshiqingzaizhaowo。”

fangdongzouleyihou,jiangxinyuejinghunweidingdezoujinfangjian。

zuolibuanlehaoyihui,jiangxinyuejuedingzaiquyitanjiujing,tanachufanglangpenwu,zoudaogejianmenkou,tuimenjinqu。

guoranyingruyanliandeyoushigangcaikandaodemudiban,heneidiaozhejingmeidiaohuadedamupen,jiangxinyuexiaoxinyiyidizoudaomupenpangbian,limianmeiyouren,tasongleyikouqi。

jiangxinyuezoudaochuanghubianshang,tazudefangjianzailiulou,xiamianshiyitiaocheshuimalongdejiedao,taliaoqichuanglian,touguo。beiheiyirenpohuaidechuanghuwangwaikanqu,quefaxianwaimianbingbushishenmejiedao,ershiyigebumantingtailougedetingyuan

erqiekanyangzizheiliyebushiliulou,ershiyilou,chuangxiajiushizoulang,zoulangzaiguoqujiushiyigechitang。

jiangxinyuemudengkoudai,zhenggerenlengzaileyuandi,zheishicongyuanchuchuanlaideshuohuadeshengyin,xunshengwangqu,lianggechuanzheguzhuang,shuzhefaji,toushangdaizhehuadenianqingxiaojiejiezhengyoushuoyouxiaodezoulai。

jiangxinyuelianmangduozaichuanghuhoumiandaliangliangren,kanzhexiangyahuandefushi。

lianggexiaojiejie,zoudaoyigezhuanjiaochu,turanquxixinglegeli,zhandaoyibiandimeichuishou。

yixidianlansejinpaodenanrencongguaijiaochuzouchu,fajigaogaoshuqi,chazheyigenbaiyuzan,jilvfasichuiluozaieqian。

jiangxinyueqiaozhejuedeneigenandeyouxieyanshu,daitazoujin,turanfaxian,zheibujiushizhiqianchuxianzaimutongdenanrenma?

jiangxinyueheleyitiao,haimeilaidejifangxiachuanglian,bianhenanrensimuxiangdui。

nanzilengzhule,fanyingguolaihou,duizhechuanghudahan:“nidengdeng。”

shenpangyahuanyihuodewen:“loujiangjunzenmele?”

jiangxinyuefangxialechuanglian,paoxiangmenkou,dakaimenhou,quefaxianzijilaidaoleyigeqindian。

zhengzhongyangshiyizhangdiaohuatanmuchuang,chuangmanshidanqingsedexiuhuajinduan,pangbianfangzhizheliulideng,chuangtaduimianshiyizhangwumushuzhuo,zhuoshangzhengqidebaifangzhebimozhiyan,shuzhuohoumianshiyigejudadeshujia,baimanlegezhongshuji,pangbianhaiguazheyibingbaojian。

jiuzaijiangxinyuelengshendedangkou,neinanzichonglejinlai,yibazhuazhuletadeshouwan,shuo:“guniang,niyoulaizuoshenme?”