womeigandian,pazijichuxianzaiguojiafanzhazhongxindetoubantoutiaoshang。
baozhexupiaopiaodeshiliuwan,wojianjianyouleshuiyi。
shuiqian,naohaizhongjijindezuihouyisiniantoushi——kanlai,heloumeichushi。
woshuidehuntianheidi,mengli,helouchuanzheshuxidegaozhongxiaofu,tuozhesichedexigaizhiwenwo,weishenmebulaikantadebisai?
congmengzhongjingxing,woetoushangchuleyicengbohan。
zuotianheloufadexiaoxi,womeihui。
kanzhechenjixialaideduihuakuang,wofaneryouxiexinhuanghuangde。
mengjing,yinggaishixiangfandeba。
suzuixinglai,woquleyitangshiyanshigoutongshiyanjindu。
guoliangzhou,shiyanjiukeyiburuzhengguile。
zhidaozhousi,wocaixiangqiyijianzhongyaodeshiqing。
tijiangyaojielaidelunyi,haimeiyouhaihuiquni。
jiandanshoushichumenhou,wojingzhilaidaolexiaoyiyuan。
「linjie,lunyiyonghaola!」
wodalaladizhibenwuli,gangtuikaimen,jiukandaolemenglideneizhangmiankong。
linjiezhengditoutangzhemaojin:「zhenghaonilaile,tiwofuyixia,woqushougehuo。」
wohaimeifanyingguolai,linjieyijingbamaojindidaowoleshoushang。
maojinchireguntang,wozuoshoudaoyoushou,nuodaoleheloumianqian。
wobandunxialai,zhaodaozuotuixigaishangfahongdeweizhi,jiangbaisedemaojinfuleshangqu。
「nidouzheiyangle,mingtianhaiyaobisai?」
「suoyi,mingtianjiejielaima?」
wotaitou,zhengduishangtadeyanmou,jiandingshensui,haidaizhejifenqixu。
heneigedaizhedacuxiangliande「louge」panruoliangren。
jiuzaizheishi,linjiefengfenghuohuodizoujinwu,cuoweikanlai,wozhengyiaimeidezishidunzaiheloudeshuangtuizhijian……
「you,danwunimengaoduixiangle?」linjiegouzuilijiutubuchuxiangya。
heloushunjianjiuhongleerjian,tuibuzirandisuolehuiqu。
「biexiashuo,mangnide。」wobamaojinrengjilinjie,dabuzoulechuqu。
jiuming,mudanershiduonian,zuijinshitongleshenmetaohuawo?
menglijiujieleyiwanshang,diertiandingzhewuqingdeheiyanquanqulelanqiuchang。
tiangongzuomei,jiangyanheheloudebisaichangdijinaizhe。
woxiangguatianlidechayiyangdaochuluancuan。
hunjizaijiangyandemimeizhongdatingtadeqingganzhuangkuang。
tingdaoneibianhuanhuhou,youpaoqutiheloujiayouzhuwei。
wojianzhibidaqiudehailei。
saichengguoban,wozhaolegejiaoluopantuixiuxi:「jiangyao,nidiyifushangxiedeshenmewanyier?」
11haoqiuyishangde「hlw」,huoxujiushitaxihuannvhaidemingzi。
「e,tashuoshihuluwa。」
……
zheiyangdenanshenghuiyounvpengyou?
zhendema?wobuxin(luyu.jpg)。
neiheloushenshangdemingziyoushishenmeni?
「hl」shi「helou」dehua,「w」ni?
wotaitou,yueguocengcengrenqundejianxi,kandaoheloushuangshouchengzhexigai,dakoudakoudichuanqi。
xigaishangdegaoyaochuxianbuguizedezhezhou,beihanshuijinshihouxiangzhangyangfeiwudeqianzhihe。
wodingzhetadexigaichushen,muguangshangyishi,beitadeshuangmoudaigezhengzhe。
meici,helouzongnengzhunquedizairenqunzhongbuzhuodaowodeyanjing。
jinqiuhoudediyicihuimou,tadouzaizhaowoma?
jiangyaoshuo,nanshengtoulanhou,huilvxiankanxiangzijixihuanderen。
neigetushoudaduanbierenlianggenleigudehelou。
lingzheyiqunxiaohunhun,kaozaiqiangjiaochouyandehelou。
daizheshangyijiujianchishangchangbisaidehelou。
meicitouqiuhou,zairenqunzhongxunzhaowodehelou。
huihongzheyanwei,hanwojiejiedehelou。
renyingchongchong,zaiyanqianjiaodiededaodinagecaishizhendeta?
tawaitou,youzhilezhiwoshouzhongdeshui。
suanle,kanzaimeirenjimvpsongshuidefenshang,woqinzipaoyitangba。
panzuodetuiyouxiefama,wozhengzhazhegangyaoqishen,feilaiyigexuanzhuandeheiying。
「peng」deyisheng,ganghaozazailetoudingshang。
jiuming,woyishengjidexingshan,wohaimeiyouduyanjiusheng,wohaimeiyoutanguolianaia。
wocetangzaifatangdelanqiuchangshang,yunguoquzhiqian,kandaoyuanchupaolaiyigehuangzhangdeshenying。
zaicixinglaishi,xiaoyiyuanneikongwuyiren。
wofuzheetou,yibuyinuodiquliwuzhaoshuihe。
gangtuikaimen,jiukandaoyige**shangshendenansheng,beiduizhemenkouzuozaibingchuangshang。
「mowanxingla?」linjielvxiankandaolewo。
heloujinjiezhezhuanguoshenlai,huangzhangdixiachuangchakanwodeetou:
「meishiba,haitengbuteng,youmeiyounalibushufu?」
wogangqingxingguolai,naozihaishiyipianhundun,zhishilenglengdizhilezhita**deshangshen。
X大男菩萨啊!
zheiyaoshifadaodouyinshanghongjiejiebeidanci,budehuosi!?
womolemohoujingzhuanguoshenqu,linjiezaipangbiankanpobushuopo:
「zhenghao,mowanbangwoshanggeyao,woqukankanwaibianneige。」
又来?
helouhouyaoshangyouyidaojigongfendecashang,shangkoubushen,dankanzheyouxiehairen,zhouweideshaliyijingqingchuganjing,jiudengshangyaole。
woyanleyankoushui,rangtazhuanguoshenqu。
「linjieshuoguoshuangyangshuihuiyoudiantong,nirenyixiaa。」
helouzhuanguoshen,hongyunyizhimanyandaolebojing。
yaoshuiweiliang,tazhibuzhuweiweizhanli,wodeshouyegenzhedouleqilai。
zheijinzhidehoubei……sheinengbujinzhang?
woshenxiyikouqi,chakailehuati:「jintianbingrenhaitingduode。」
「ng,shijiangyan,niyaoqukantama?」helouzhuanguoshenlai,shiluludeyanmoujinjindingzhewo。
他怎么也在这里?
wobuguoyouyulesanshimiao,jiuquanbeitakanzaileyanli。
tazhuanguotou,jinminzhechun,huerkaikou:「meishi,jiejieniqukantaba,bijingganmaokeshidashi,wozheixiaoshangkoubuzheji。」
wowangzhejigongfende「xiaoshangkou」,youyuzhemianqiandaodiyaoluozainali。
「wolaiba。」linjieshuangshouchazaibaidaguali,toufalongdeganjingliluo。
还得是我林姐。
wogangceguoshen,jiukandaolegenzaitashenhoudejiangyan。
tayeshigangcongqiuchangxialai,jiangshouzhongdereshuidijilewo:「re,jiejie。」
linjieyaotou「ze」leyisheng:「xinglea,toushangdeshangbuyanzhong,yongdezhelianggerenhuanglihuangzhangdibanisongguolai?」
wojieguoshui,guguguanlexiaqu。
linjieshangwanyao,zhuantouquwaiwuquyao:「shangkoubuyaopengshui,yaoanshitu。」
bijingshiyinweiwoshoushangde,wogoutuisidefuqiannayao,mangwanshi,faxianjiangyanbuzhishenmeshihouyijingbujianlezongying。
linjiebawomenhongchuyiwushihou,wosisijiuzhehelouhouyaoshangdeyifu,zouzaitashence。
「linjieshuobaozharongyizhanlianshangkou,nishuijuedeshihoujiupazheba。」
jiangyaozheisannianmeishaoshengbing,wogenzhelinjie,daxiaoyenengdanggexiaozhushoule。
tagezihengao,mingmingshiwochenzhetadeyifu,yuankanquexiangtazailiugou。
「baiduobangruangaotuzaishangkoushang。」
「嗯。」
「shengzhangyinziningjiaodengjiejiazhihouzaitu。」
「嗯。」
woyuandiliding,tabeiwoqianzhe,yezhidetingxialai。
「xuyaowobangnishangyaoma?」
qidai,danwuyan,xiangnainaijiayangdedajinmao。
「suanle,nijintianyinglema?」woangtouwenta。
「yingle,jiejielaikandemeiyichang,wodouhuiyingde。」
tiansejianan,tazhanzailinyindeshenchu。
hewokuzaoqiuxueshengyazhongcengjingchongjingguodeneigeshaonian,zhouranzhonghezaileyiqi。