第2章
“jianzhishishenzhiyishoua！”
“luoweifengsibaiqixiaosanjiao，rangqizhinengguaidayingdui，danruciyilaiheiqiqishiyicheng，baiqizaiwukechengzhiji！”
“napashichuanshuodangzhongqishenglaici，kongpayezuobudaozheizhongchengduba！”
qunchendejingtanzhishengluoyibujue。
ranerchengxianglinqingdeliansequeshifennankan。
zuoweibaiguanzhishou，tadoujiebuchudeqiju，quebeizaozhaochengqingsongpozhi。
zheirangbixiazenmekanta？dianqiandewenwubaiguanzenmekanta？
zuizaogaodeshi，zhaochengyidanjiecishijueqi，jianghuiduichaozhongdefengxiangzaochengjudadegaibian。
zhaohuangchunqiudingsheng，suoyibingweilixiataizi。
erzhuduohuangzizhizhong，youdangshudahuangzizhaotaiyiqinzhengaimin，boxueduocaidepinxingshoudaozhongrenyongdai。
linqingshenweiyiguozaifu，zhengzhixiujueziranshifenminrui，yeshizaojiuzhanhaoledui，gendahuangziliangren，sixialishichangbajiuyanhuan。
zhaotaiyeshiduitazuochuchengnuo，daidaozhaohuangbainianzhihou，zijidengjiweidi，huibaolinjiajiyewanshibubai。
danzheiyiqiedoujianlizaizhaotainenggouchengweitaizi，bingqieshunlijichenghuangweidejichushang。
ruoshizhaochengyijuntuqi，neimelinqingzhiqianweicifuchudeyiqienulidoujiangfuzhidongliu，zheishitawulunruhedoubunengjieshoude。
linqingmamuguangyinyintouxiangzhaotaisuozhandefangxiang，faxianduifangyezaizhushizheziji。
liangrenduishipianke，xinyoulingxidedianlediantou。
zhiqiantamenzhanjinyoushi，suoyibingweibazhaochengzheigeburuliudeduishoufangdaoxinliqu。
danxianzaiqingkuangyoubian，wulunzhaochengzhiqianshibanzhuchihu，haishizheicizhendeshiganqiaorangtapengshangle，linqinghezhaotaidoubunengchengshouzheiqizhongsuoyunhandefengxian。
chuletamen，buzhihaiyouduoshaorenduizhetaizizheiweihushidandan，liangrenxinzhongjieshizuohaolejueding，cishizhihou，tamenshibiyaoduizhaochengzuochudaji，jiukanduifangyaozenmeyingduile。
shuangfangzhijiandejiaoliuzaiyishunjianneiwancheng，suoyibingweiyinqiduoshaorendezhuyi。
longyishangdezhaohuangdingzheqijukanleyihuier，xuanjiqishen，yangtianzhangxiao。
“hahahaha......cinaishenzhiyishou！sihuangzizhennaizhenzhiqilinerye！”
tingwenciyan，zhaochengbuyoudezuijiaochoulechou。
gangcaihaishinizi，xianzaijiubianchengleqiliner。
zuoweiyiguozhijun，shengyuquechaolingxigai，xiamianderennengfuqicaiguaile。
huasuiruci，tayemeiyoushadaozaidatingguangzhongzhixiazhijieshuochulai，zhishizhuanguoshen，laidaoqinguoshituanmianqian。
“chengongzi，wozheiyishouruhe？”
qinguoshichentinglezheihua，liansejiuxiangshichilecangyingyibannankan。
gongzichendelianseyemeiyouhaodaonaliqu，zhibuguotadaibiaozheqinguodelianmian，buhaozhijiefazuo，zhishilveweiyouxieqingmiededao。
“qijunaixiaodao，niyebuguoshicouqiaojiechuzheiyishoueryi，youshenmehaodeyide？”
这就是在嘴硬了。
zhaochengweiweiyixiao，buxieyutazhengbian，zhishidandandedao。
“shibushixiaodao，nishuolebusuan，huiqugaosunimenbixia，muzhouchengnaizhaoguomenhu，xiangyaonaxiata，jiuyaozuohaodachuxuedezhunbei，fouzedehua，haishichenzaosilezheifenxinba！yanjinyuci，haozoubusong！”
tingwenciyan，gongzichenliansetieqing。
zhaochengdehuawuyiyushiyijizhongchui，jiangciqiantamensuoshoudaodequanbuxiurujinshuhailehuilai。
gongzichenyouxiebuganxin，muzhouchengdezhanlvediwei，shizaishitaizhongyaole，tajiurutongyikuaikazaiqinguoyanhoudangzhongdeyuci，bunaxiata，qinguodebeizhengdayejiuxiangshiyigexiaohua。
ranerzaibuganxin，tayemeiyoushenmebanfa。
zhengdangcishi，shituanlimianyiweishanglenianjideshichenzhanlechulai，zoudaogongzichenmianqian。duiqieryuleyifan。
gongzichenyanqianyiliang，liansexunsuhuifudaolezhiqianyundanfengqingdezhuangtai，aorandao。
“zhiqiandudouqueshishinimenyingle，womendaqinshudeqi，fangdexia，zhishizheiyangbianxiangganwomenzou，weimianyouxieweishishangzaoba？”
“此话怎讲？”
赵成皱了皱眉头。
“henjiandan，dudoushishuangxiangde，nimenzhaoguobujinyaojieti，yiyaochuti，ruguonimenchudetibeiwomenpojie，neijumianyijiushichipingzhuangtai，muzhouchengdeguishu，haiweikezhi！”
还能这样？
zhaochengkanxiangtouxiangzhaowuji，houzhechajuedaotatoulaidemuguang，youxiegangadedianlediantou。
zhiqianneifenxieyidangzhong，haoxiangqueshishiyouzheimeyitiao。
zhibuguojunchenkuyupojieqiju，doumeiyouwangxinliqu。
xianzaiqinguoshichenzhuazhuzheiyidianlaizuowenzhang，tamenzhinengchibie。
真是麻烦啊。
zhaochengyaoleyaotou，jiangxiongxiongyiwo，tabenshenyemeiyouduizhaowujibaoyouguoqidai。
“什么题都可以？”
赵成开口道。
gongzichengangxiangzixindaying，quebeitashenhoudelaozhelanzhu。
“ziranbuke，wojiadarenshidushuren，wentiyeyaoxianzhizaizheigefanweizhineicaixing。”
dushurenzhijiandejiaoliang，wufeijiushili，le，she，yu，shu，shu。
ciweijunziliuyi，zaizheiyidianshang，laozhezixin，zijiadarenwurennengdi。
burandehua，ruoshizhaoguochugeqingliyehuzhileidewenti，nandaohaizhennengrangtajiadarendongshouquganma？
bianshinenggouwancheng，tamendaqindelianyediujinle。
“不错！”
gongzichenyeshihenkuaibianlimingbaileqizhongguanjie，kanxiangzhaochengdemuguangchongmanletiaoxin。
“duifunimen，haibuxuyaorucidafeizhouzhang！”
赵成朗声道。
“nimenqietinghaole！wodewentishi，jinyouyuanqianghoushichi，liangshuduichuan。dashuriyichi，xiaoshuyiyichi。dashurizibei，xiaoshuriziban。wen：herixiangfeng？gechuanjihe？”
gongzichendexiaorongjiangzailianshang。
“ruguowomeiyoujicuodehua，junziliuyidangzhong，shiyoushuxuedeba，tingwennishiqinguokejuzhuangyuan，liyingbunanjiechucaishi。”
zhaochengkanletayiyan，jianduifangmeiyoufanying，bianzhuantouduizhegongzhongtaijiandao。
“lengzheganshenme，dianxianga！”
taijianwenyan，limanalegenyuzhiqianyiyangzhangdudexiangzhudianshang。
suizhexianghuizhujiandiaoluo，gongzichenlianshangdebiaoqingyeyuelaiyuenankan。
henkuai，yigenxiangzhuranjin。
“haixuyaojinimenzaitianyigenma？”
zhaochengsixiaofeixiaodewendao。
zheidaotishuonanbunan，yigebiansuyundongdexiangyuwentieryi，fangzailongguo，yigeshaoweiyoudianshuxuesiweidechuzhongshengdounengjiechulai。
danzaixianzaima......zhaochengyouxinxin，jibianzaijiqinguoshitianbangeyue，tamenyeweibinengdedaodaan。
“不必了！”
gongzichenwenyan，lianseqingyizhenbaiyizhen。
zuizhong，quezhinengwunaidedixialetou。
“citi，wojiebuchulai。”