caolunei，suizhexiongdisanrenjieliansancidezaofang。
rangzhugeliangyeshenshougandong，juedingchushanxiangzhu。
conglongzhongduifenxitianxiaxingshi，zhidingweilaidezhanlvefangzhenkaishi。
xianqujingzhoulizu，zaiquyizhouxingchengsanzudingli。
zheiyiqu，jiushiershiqinian。
“chenbenbuyi，gonggengyunanyang，gouquanxingmingyuluanshi，buqiuwendayuzhuhou。”
“xiandibuyichenbeibi，sanguchenyucaoluzhizhong，youshiganji。”
dangzheiyangyipianmingdonggujinde《chushibiao》hengkongchushishi，yelaidaolezhugeliangdebeifashiqi。
cike，dushuyushuhanlangmanyiranxiaoshi。
liuxiade，zhiyouyigehuiwuzheyushandelaoxiu。
zhugeliangguzhima？bu，tazhishiweileyigezhongxinghanshidemeng。
weileneiju“hanzeibuliangli”deshiyan，qupaosayishengderexue。
jugongjincui，sierhouyi。
yexuhuiyouyihan，danzheiduandangqihuichangdegushi，zongyaohuashangjuhao。
eryucitongshi，linyudeduanshipinyezhenghaoshuadaolesanguo——
“ruguojizhugeliangyibaiwandaxuesheng，beifakeyichenggongma？”
kanzheshipindebiaoti，linyuyerenbuzhulailexingqu。
kongmingliuchuqishan，zonggongdongyongdebingliyebuguoshushiwanren。
ruoyoubaiwanxiongshi，hechoubunengpingdingzhongyuan？
……
duanshipinzhong，wangzhetaixiarenshanrenhai，zhugeliangantanzijiconglaimeidaguozheimefuyudezhang。
主公，先帝！
ninkanjianlema？dahankeyifuxingle！
suiranbuzhidaozhei“daxuesheng”weihewu，danzaita“wuhou”zhugekongmingshouli，zheijiushiyibaiwantouzhu，yenengbaweijunjizhuangsi。
yushi，zhugeliangyushanyihui，daqibangbodehuhandao：
“jijiedajun，mingribeifa！”
jiuzaitahaoqingwanzhang，zhunbeiqushixianxiandiweijingdelixiangshi。
taixia，yidaoruoyouruowudeshengyinxiangqi：
“chengxiang，mingtianbeifawokeyihewoshiyouzhanyikuaima？”
zhugekongmingxiangxiakanqu，yidaoqingcheqieruizhideyanshenyutaduishishangle。
“neige，wosheyoutadafuzhubijiaolihai……woliangyiqibei？”
xueshengjianchengxiangdingzhezijikan，youxiebuhaoyisidenaolenaotou。
yucitongshi，cengchubuqiongdewenticongrenqunzhongbaofachulai，yigebiyigelipu。
“chengxiang，zheigedengjibiaodehujisuozaidi，shitianjuzhudihaishilaojiaa？”
“beifa……beishinabian？zuohaishiyou？”
“jimeimen，mingtianzaoqilugequanzhuang，wanyiduimianyoushuaigeni？”
“qiangqiang，kuaibangwofayigexunwuqishi，wodedadaozhaobudaole，shangmiantielegekuluomini！”
“qiang，bangwolaoyixiajintiandisanpaidisigedenansheng！jidemazhu！”
“……”
zhugeliangkanzhetaixiadebaiwanzhizhong，yishijiandaizailetaishang。
tajuede，zijiganggangkandaodeshuguang。
好像又破灭了。
与此同时。
jiuzaibuyuanchudegaoshanzhishang，simayizhengmiqiyanjingguanchazheshushiliwaideyiqie。
suirangeleruciyuandejuli，dantarengrannengkandaoneiheiyayadekongburenchao，baiwanzhishikebushikaiwanxiaode。
“nalaidebaiwandajun？！”
taanjingyushudituranduochulebaiwanzhizhong，zheixiacaoweikongyaodahuolingtoule。
turan，jiuzaishudidejunzhenzhongjian，yizhenqingcuidelingyinxiangqi。
xiayimiao，heiyayaderenqundongle。
zaizheixiangzhengzhe“kaifan”de**xiangqishunjian，yibaiwanrentongshiyidongleqilai，tamendouyijingrendesuduchongcizhe，shenzhiyaoganshangqibingdeweishi。
didongshanyao，hanshengzhentian。
“fu、fuqin，kuaichejunba！！”
simazhaonalijianguorucichangmian，hedehundouyaofeile。
baiwanxiongshihaiyouruciweishi，zheitianxiakongpaburijiuyaojinguishuhanle。
ersimayizhongjiubukuiweiqianguqicai，suiranyanqianbaiwandaxueshengshengshihaoda，qushitangdafanrutongmenghuxiashan，dantahaishimeiyouziluanzhenjiao。
“zhaoer，bukedongyaojunxin。”
“shujunsuiranyoubaiwanzhizhong，danwoliaotayizhouweibiyouneimeduoliangcao。”
“erqierenduoshibihuiluan，zhiyaowomenchenyexijishujundaying，tamenbiranhongzuoyituan，bugongzipo。”
simayiyanguangdula，zhengzhengyibaiwanrenzhuzhazaiyigedifang，zhiyaobeichongsanzhenxingjiuhuiluanchengyiguozhou。
erfaqituxideweiyijihui，jiushizaiyeli。
shenye，shirenzuirongyifangsongjingtideshihou。
“fuqindarenshengming，wozheijiuquzhunbeiqingdianrenma，zhunbeilianyejieying！”
simazhaotingwanhoulianliandiantou，duifuqindeqinpeiyouduolejifen。
……
jiuzaidangtianyeli，simazhao、simashiqinlvsanshiwandajun，lianyechongxiangshujunyingzhai。
kedangtamenxiankaimenlian，kandaoneiyishuangshuangrutongtonglingbangunyuandeyanzhuzihou。
simayixiayishideyanleyankoushui。
“buhao！zhonglezhugeliangdejianjile！”
“tazaoliaodaowochenyelaixi，suoyizheixierenquandoumeishui！！”
“快撤军！！”
yushihu，caoweidajunyouzaihuitoutulianzhonghuangmangchetui。
zhiliuxiahaizaiaoyededaxueshengmenmianmianxiangqu。
“ei？gangcaineigerenshibushijiushisimayi？”
“duia！kuaibatazhuale！zhishaonengjiashidianxuefenba？”
“haixuefen，huozhuosimayizhijiebaoyan！！”
“shenme？！doubiedongshou，wonaiyongchunzhangtianwen，woyaodashige！！”
zheitianwanshang，caoweidajiangjun、taifu——simayi，yushujunzhenqianbeihuozhuo。
wuhuadabangzhiyu，haibuwangjiyongwazibatazuidushangle。
zhongxueshengsihaomeiyouzaiyizheichangbingbuxuerendeshengli，haizaiweidiertiandezaoqigandaokunao。
“nimenshuomingzaobadian，chengxianghuibuhuidianminga？”
“wodutabuhuidianming。”
“neiwanyidianmingleni？”
“fanzhengwomenqinshidoushuohaobuqule，fabuzezhong，zhiyaowomendoubuqutabuhuinawomenzenmeyangde。”
“hao，sheiqusheisunzi。”
“一言为定。”
……
diertianyizao，zhugeliangkanzhebeidiaozaidayingmenkoudesimayi，bazijiyishengdangzhongsuoyounanguodeshiqingquandouxiangleyibian。
dantazuizhonghaishimeiyourenzhu，fangshengdaxiaoqilai。
“hahahahaha，simayi，niyeyoujintian！”
“xiangbudaozheixiedaxueshengwaibiaohanhou，shizedazhiruoyu！”
“hao，womenjintianyiguzuoqi，fabingzhangan！！”
jiuzaizhugeliangxinqingdahao，dasuanchenredatiezhishi。
liangcaoguanquedailaileyigeyouruqingtianpilidexiaoxi。
“nishuoshenme？！yuanbenzhunbeisanshirideliangcaozhishengxiayibanle？！”
kongmingzhijuedeliangyanyihei，chadianmeiyouzhijiezuolexiaqu。
“youyoucangtian，heboyuwo！！”
shuzhongchoubeilebannian，caizhunbeichudesanshirijunliang，zheixiedaxueshengjingranyitianjiuchileyiban？
xiandichuangyeweiban，erliangshixianmeiyiban。
这仗还怎么打？
……
【ding！gongxisuzhuchenggongshuawanleyitiaosanguoduanshipin！xianjindaozhang100yuan！】
“yibaiwandaxuesheng，jiubashuzheidianshoucheng，genbenjiuyangbuhuoba？”
linyukanwanleshipin，wunaideyaoleyaotou。
jiusuanshihuozhuolesimayi，zhugeliangyejiejuebulejunliangdewenti。
shuzhongbenlaijiushanluqiqu，liangdaoxiaaiwubi，meiciyunliangdoulijinjianxian。
yaoshizaipengdaodianshenmeelietianqi，gaobuhaoqianxiandouyaoesiren。
“ruguozhugeliangyezhengyigexitong，rangtakeyijimeimingshibingmeidunfantigongyiwanzhujiaofan，beifakeyichenggongma？”
jinjiezhedaolaideduanshipin，zaidutiqiletadexingqu。
zhiyusanguoweimiandeguanzhongmen，zequandoumengbile。
这猪脚饭是个甚么？