第二章

woniangyaofenghou,woyaofengwang,qianchaohougongyinaomenguansi,chaodewodiebudeanning。

tingwoniangshuo,wodiehaishituyutakentanguo:guochaochujian,baifeidaixing,weilejiangshanshejianwen,dexianlitaizicaishi。

meiniangnixixiawuzi,sanniangqueweiwoyejiadanxialiangweihuangzi,tazuohuanghouyezhengyingdang。

jieguowoniangzhishuoleyijuhua,wodiejiunaoxiuchengnule。

wowenwoniangdaodishuoleshenmehua?

wonianglenglengxiaodao:「wowenta,zheimejizhelitaizi,shimeijitianhaohuoleme?」

worenbuzhuxiaochusheng,wodiezheimeduonianjiumeicongwoniangzuilitaodeshenmebianyi,haifeiyaoshangganzheaima。

wonianghelekoucha,youqingmiaodanxiedibuchong:「wotingzhouxingshuo,nixiangfengwang?」

wodiandiantou:「nverdegongji,fenggehuangtainvyebuweiguoba?」

woniangzuozhileshenzi,dingdingdikanwopianke,huanhuanluchugexiao:「queshibuweiguo。」

womenmunvxiangshierxiao,woniangbaibaishou,dao:

「nisulaiyouzhujian,woyebuduoshuo。

nixiangyaoshenme,jiufangshouquzuo,niniangwoyoudianguancaiben,yangniyigehaisuangouyong。」

「chuquba,yihuiyehongyaojianni,wolandekantaderen,nixianquba。」

wogaotui,daizheruyichuqu。

gangzoulemeijibu,jiuyushanglewodiedeneishiwanbao。

wanbaoduizhexiaorong,maizhexiaosuibuzouguolaijiwoxingli。

wodiezoumashangrenzhihou,zhengjibuxian,gongtingliyidaoshinongdexiangmoxiangyang。

「gongzhu,bixiazhengzaiyanghediandengzheninni。」

wosuitayiluquleyanghedian,dianqianzaizhongdehaitangshuyuyucongcong,fengyichui,sijiangshangpiaoxue。

wodiedexinganlinsannianggangcongyanghedianchulai,tayanquanhonghongde,kandaowobianlenghengyisheng,henhendidenglewoyiyan。

wowuxinlihuita,jingzhiwangmenkouzou,taquebukenbaxiu。

「anninggongzhuyetaimeiyoulishule,jianlebengongweihebuxingli!」

wolianyanshendouqianfeng:「nisuangeshenmedongxi!」

「你——」

「xiguang,haibukuaidianjinlai!」

linsanniangweichukoudehuadoubielehuiqu,naonudidengwoyiyan。

aiya,linsanniangjiushitaitianzhen,buzhidaowodiedehaoyi。

yaoshitazaiganzaiwomianqianhuyanluanyu,woshishifenleyizaiyanghedianmenkoujitazhangzhangjiaoxunde。

zheixienianwodongzhengxitao,meizenmejianguota,xianglaitahaibutailejiewo。

wanbaoheruyidoushouzaimenkoumeijinlai,wodiebeizheshouzhanzaidianzhongyang。

wohaimeilaidejipeixunliyi,jiubaoquanjiwodieyigemianzi。

wodiexiguanle,zhouzhoumeiyemeishuoshenme。

「zaojiuxiangjiaoniguolaile,jiayannimenmunvyebulai。」

「我忙啊。」

wodietiaomei:「nimangshenme?niyoubuyongshangchao。」

「忙着选驸马。」

wodieheleyitiao:「fuma?nixiangzhongsheile?」

tahuyidikanzhewo,meitouzhoudexiangkuaijuzipi。

wopixiaoroubuxiao:「erchenxiashuode,erchenshimangzhekanshuzhongzanwangdedongxiang。

rujinshuzhongweiping,beiliaohushidandan,wodazhouqianlanghouhu,erchenzheixinliashizaidanyou,yebunengmeia。」

zheihuadeyisijiushi:nizheigehuangweizuodewenbuwen,haidekanwobangbubangnidazhang,nishuohuazhiqianzuihaoduoxiangxianghouguo。

wodiexianranyihuidaole,qideyishuaixiuzi,huishuanhoutouzuoxiale。

tazuoxiawoyebuzhanzhe,lageyizizuotaduimian。

wohaoxindao:「fuhuang,zanfunvliangdoumangdehen,jiubiehuajiachangle。」

有事您直说。

wodiedengwoyiyan,dao:「niyaofengwang,zheishibucheng。

zigujiumeiyounvzifengwangdedaoli。

rujintianxiadongdang,dazhouzhengshiqiuxianruokezhiji,fengyinvziweiwang,qibushibeirenchixiao,ruhehainengxiyinnengrenzhishiqianlaitouben?」

taqingzhenyiqiedikanzhewo:「xiguanga,nikemingbaigudekuxin?

gusuiranbunengfengshangni,dannidegongjidazhouzimindouhuijide,guhuifengnimuqinweihou,rihounijiushiwodazhoudedigongzhu,zheihaibugoume?」

wokuxiaobude,zigunengzuohuangdideren,biyoufeifanzhichu,wodiezheilianpi,jiubutongyuchangren。

「fuhuang,woniangshinindeyuanpeiqizi,benjiuyinggaiweihou。

qielianggejiujiuzaipingduguanxisheng,waizufuyouyuninyouen,weimoshijiubadinvxupeijinin,ninnandaodouwangleme?」

woweiweixiangqiantanshen,yishunbushundikanzheta:「ninjiqiuxianruoke,youqinengmandaiyouenyunindezaokangzhiqini?zheiqibushigengshangyougongzhichendexinme?」

「fangsi!」wodieborandanu:「gushitianzi,qirongnizaiyuqianzheibanshuohua!」

kexiwodiezhishiselineiren,genbenbunengbaworuhe。

guojiasiwandajundouguiyuwohuixia,chaozhongkeyongwujiangduobanyuwoyoujiu,beiliaoheshuzhongzhishizhefudengdai,tahaizhiwangzhewoqupingpan,zenganyuwofanlian。

「erchenyemeishuoninbushitianzi。」

xiaoshuo《woshouwoshiwandajun,bangwodieshangwei》dierzhangshidujieshu。