yinweiwudianlexiaocaowukuaiqiandehongbao，wobeiguanshang“baijinnv”demingtou。
wojiangqianzhuanhuijita，quebeilahei。
shihouwoyounaxianjinjita，keluxinghequejiangqianshuaihuiwolianshang，jixiaodao：
“shouzheba，wokebuxiangniyinweiwukuaiqianwuruqitu！”
banlidetongxueweilefengchengta，meitianguyiwangwoweizhishangdiugangbengerxiuruwo。
woyincihuanshangyiyuzhengerxiuxuechuguoyangbing。
shinianhou，zaiyinianxuefeibaiwandeguojiyoueryuanmenkouwoouyuyijingshidingliudeluxinghe。
kandaoyishenmouyikudewo。
luxingheyanlidejifengbianchenglianmin。
“jiwanning，haojiubujian。nimianshangzheisuoyoueryuandebaojielema？”
“kandaonimeiyouruqitu，woshizaishitaixinweile。”
我白了他一眼。
“youbingjiuquzhi，woshidaihaizilaibanliruyuanshouxude！”
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wodehuagangyiluodi，weizheluxinghecaifangdejizhelimazhanchulai。
“nalaidexiangyecunfu？nizhidaoxianzaigennishuohuaderenshisheime，luxinghe！xianzaidedanghongliuliangxiaosheng。”
“xinghekanzainimenshilaoxiangshidefenshangcaizhudongwenni，meixiangdaonizheinvrensuzhizheimecha。”
jizhedezuipizibenshenjiukuai。
wobantiandouchabushangyijuhua，luxinghezheicairuyaditaiqiyizhishou。
做了个噤声的手势。
“haole，laotongxuexiangjian，dajiayoudianxurongxinyeshizhengchangde，bijingsheibuxiwangbierenkandaozijihaodeyimianni？”
wanzhetashoubeidenvrenyeroushengkaikou。
“wanning，wojidenishangxueneihuierjiutebiexuyaoqian，zheisuoyoueryuanjinikaidegongziyinggaibudiba？”
shengyinhenershu，wozheicaizixidaliangyanqiandenvren。
“linyumo？”woshitandiwendao。
duifangzhaixiamojinghoubuzhudiantou，xingfendao：“meixiangdaonihaijidewo！”
能忘的了么。
dangnianjiushitazheigebanhuafadongquanbanrenmeitianwangwodeweizhishangdiuyimaoqiandeyingbi。
haishuodoushitongxueyaoxianghubangzhu。
deleyiyuzheng，linyumoyeshizuikuihuoshouzhiyi！
“xingheheyumobukuishimingxingfuqi，renmeixinshan。mianduizheizhongxurongdelaotongxuemeiyoudangmianchaichuanjiusuanle，haibangtashuohua。”
jizhebailewoyiyan，yinyangguaiqidishuodao。
我也不甘示弱。
“woyoumeiyoushuohuang，chaichuanshenme？yikaishiwojiushuolejintianshilaisongerzishangxuede，nimenfeishuowolaiyingpinbaojie，bushinaoziyouwentishishenme？”
luxinghezhoumei，taguoguanlegaogaozaishangdeshenghuo。
第一次当众被人怼。
“jiwanning，zheixiejizhedoushiwodepengyou，nishuoshihuadajiahainengkandeqiniyidian。”
“nizhidaozheisuoyoueryuandexuefeiyinianduoshaoqianma？zuidiyibaiwan！”
“niquanshenshangxiabaokuoshoujijiaqilaidoubuchaoguoyiwan，nishuolairuxue，yourenxinme？”
woditoukanleyanshenshangdemouyiku。
jintianzaoshangchumendeshihoubeijichideqichejianqideshuihuanongzangle，wobianzaizuijindeshangchangdeyifudianmaileyitaoxinde。
bingmeiyouzhuyishishenmepaizi。
zhijuedezhilianghaiguodequ，suibianchuanchuandiulejiuxing。
meixiangdaoqueyincibeipandingweimeiyouruxuezige，yetaikexiaole。
“wodelianshangyemeixieyinxingkayueba？nizenmezhidaowofubuqixuefei？”woqixiao。
林雨墨嗤之以鼻。
“haowa，neinishuoshuonijiahaiziyoueryuanmianshidefenshuduoshao，shuochulaiwomenjiuxinni。”
woyileng，erzishizuoweilingdaozinvruxuede。
哪儿需要什么面试。
“womenbuxuyaocanjiamianshi。”
“hahahaha——luchumajiaoleba！”
zaichangsuoyourenxiaodewuduzi，luxinghehelinyumoyeyanzuitouxiao。
banshang，luxinghecaihaoburongyibiezhuxiao：
“neige，wanninga。zheisuoyoueryuanbushiyouqianjiunengshangde，fumuyeyaotongguomianshicainengruyuan。”
“wojidedangniannidoumeiyoucanjiagaokao，zhijiechuoxueleba？”
zheijuhuayichukougengshiyindedajiaxixu。
“kao，yuanlaidaxuedoumeiduguo。zheixuefeibaiwandeyoueryuanjiusuanzhaobaojie，yeyinggaizhaoyouyingyuliujizhengshudebenkeshengba？”
linyumomoquxiaochulaideleihua。
故意关心地问我：
“duilejiwanning，zenmejiuniyigeren，nilaogongzainali？”