第一章 被塞进鬼花轿?!

suonaluogudeshengyinzheneryulong,wozhengkaiyan,yinruyipianhong。

shuangshoushuangjiaodoubeimashengsisikunzhu,zuiliyaozhebutiao,yanleichanzazhelianjiadezhifenliuruzuijiao,zheigukuseguaiyideweidaobibudewoxinzhongkusedefenhao。

wobeigaishanglehonggaitou……

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gaokaogangjieshu,erjiuyigedianhuadaguolai,shuowaipobingzhong,tanzaichuangshangyizhiniantaowo,laorenjiaxinliyoushi,pazoudebuansheng……zaisansilvxia,wojiezhewaichulvyoudemingtou,manzhefuqin,zuoshanglequwangwaipojiadehuoche。

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“daguniangshanghuajiaoshitouyihui,waitouzhiyouzheigaoangdexilesheng,huajiaolitoua……daguniangleimenglong;huajiaoxiangzhefujiazou,guniangwangzheniangjiawang,huajiaolitoua……daguniangleimenglong…………congcishiliangjia……huijiadeluwangbudaotou……”

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woxiaoshihoutingguozheishouminyao,gebifengledegunianghaimeisiqian,tiantianzaizuiliheng。

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……wohaixiao,beihedekulehaoxietian,zhihou,guniangshangdiaozishale,womeiganqukantadesizhuang,cunliduitadeshiyejuekoubuti。

xiaoshihoudeshiwohaijiyiyouxin,xianzaikanlaiguniangdehaiziyagenjiubushihuaizhedeshihoudiaode!

waipotaweishenmeyaopianwo?tamenzheiyoushiyaosongwoqunaer?!

jintian,wozuoshanglehuajiao,yexujiuxiangdangchuguniangdehaieryiyang……

sidengzheyishuangyanjing,leibutingdeyongchu。kongjujiangwolongzhao,wobuzhidaozheijiahuajiaoyaotaiqunaer,tayaoyaohuanghuangdedianbozaishanlushang。

buzhidaohuangleduojiu……wodeyanleiliuganle,zuihaoxiangyaobeibutiaojiledeliekai,jiuzaiwokuaiyaoshuizhedeshihou,tatinglexialai。

huajiaoliguanruyizhenlengfeng,lianzibeirenxiankai,yishuangcucaodedashoujiekailewojiaoshangdemasheng,worendezheigeshoushangdedaoba,shiwoershuyiqiangecaoshibuxiaoxinliuxiade。

ershuzhuaizhewoshenshangdemasheng,yazheshengyindihou“zou!”

woxiangzhijiaqinyiyang,beizhuaichulehuajiao。

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“走!”他又吼。

haipazheizhutiaozaicidaxia,gubudetuishangdetengtong,woyaozheyazhanqilaigenzheershuzou。

qianzhisademandidoushi,womamudezouzhe,turan!beiyikuaishitoubandao,zhizhideshuaizaidishang,xigaishoubeizhizhicuozainitushang,shouzhihaoxiangbeishenmejianruidedongxihuakai,tengdewoxileyikoulengqi。

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wobuhuijintianjiuzheimesizaizheierleba?

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xiletingxia,womeiyouzaitingdaojiaobusheng。

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“xian,gujiacunyangyouyinv,mingdongdongdong,nianfangshibapeiyushanshen,minghun!yiqiubihu。yuanlainianfengdiaoyushun……”

minghun?!woxinzhongdajing!fengkuangdeyaotou,biqianglibutingdemenheng,wobuyao,wobuyaojiajisiren!

meiyourenlihuiwodeyiyuan。

“yinhunjiu——”xueshenniezhesangzihan,yourenchekaijiutanzidegai,saleyibaxianghuijinqu,wozuilidebutiaobeichezou,womanghandao:“ershu!ershujiuwo!”

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“ershu!wu……”woyingshengshengbeiguanxialeyikouliejiu。

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“二拜高堂——”

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toubeikezaicucaodeqianzhishang,manxindejuewang。

“fuqiduibai——————”xueshendeshengyintuodehenzhang。

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sizhouyinfengcancan,lansedehuoyansuizhefengfengkuangdeyaobai,shandonglipiaolaikonglingguiyidegesheng:

“daguniangshanghuajiaoshitouyihui,waitouzhiyougaoangdexilesheng,huajiaolitoua……daguniangleimenglong;huajiaoxiangzhefujiazou,guniangwangzheniangjiawang,huajiaolitoua……daguniangleimenglong…………congcizailiangan……yimingshengsigeliangtou……yimingshengsigeliangtou……”

youyuandenvshengdaizhekuqiang,hedewoshouyidouchadiannabuwenshoulidejiazi,wodexinyishikuangtiao,dexiangmashangyaobengchuxiongqiang……

kaishenmewanxiao?!mobushizhenyaosizaizheier?