第2章
天庭垃圾站。
xiaoyaowenjinlaiyihou，lvxiankandaoyizuoduijirushandelaji，xinlibuyouxiangzhe，zheixieshenxiangaoshenme，zheimeduolaji！
zailajiduipangbianyouyimingchuanzheheisezhangpao，feitoudaer，zhutouderenzhenglizhelaji，kouzhongdaogumazhe：“anlaozhudangnianhaodaiyeshitianpengyuanshuai，rujingengshijingtanshizhe，juranbeifadaolajiduigongzuo，zhenshiqishalaozhule！”
yourenjinlai，zhubajieziranyechajuedaole，taitouyikan，diyiyanjiukandaoxiaoyaowenetoushangdehongsewujiaoxingyinji。
zhuxiaoyisheng：“he，lajizhanglaile！anlaozhubuyongleile！”
xiaoyaowenkandaozheijiahuo，yiyanjiurenlechulai：“zhubajie？”
“e？nirenshianlaozhu？”
“neikendingde，nizaiwomenfanjianneikeshiwurenbuzhiwurenbuxiaoa，fengyunrenwua！”xiaoyaowenyidunmapipaiguoqu。
taxinzhongfeichangdeqingchu，zijigangdaotianting，shenmepengyouyemeiyou，bixujiejiaojigehaopengyou。
bingqiehaiyaobatiantingdeqingkuanggejujimoqingchu。
miandeyihourechuleshenmemafan，yanqianzheigezhubajiejiushitazuihaodemubiao。
zhubajiexurongxinbijiaoqiang，tingdaozheihua，zhijiexiaochulezhusheng：“haha，yuanlaianlaozhuhaiyouzheidengmingshenga！nizheilajizhanghenshangdaoa！”
“neiwoyihoujiujiaonizhugeba！nikankeyima？”xiaoyaowendasheshanggunsideshuodao，
“nizheimeshangdao，anlaozhudangranmeiyouyijianle，yihouanjiaonixiaolaodi！”zhubajiexingfendexiaodao。
yanshenzhongluchuyidaomanzugan，chuleshashidi、xiaobailong，henjiumeiyourenjiaotazhugele。
xiaoyaowenyechajuedaoletayanshenzhongdebianhua，xinlihenshiyihuo，buguotazhidao，zijiliangrengangrenshi，zheigeshihoubingbushiwenzheixiedeshiqing。
“zhuge，niyinggaizhidaowodegongzuorenwuba，nengjiwoshuoshuoma？”
zhubajieweiweiyixiao，zhilezhizuobianbuyuanchu。
xiaoyaowenkanguoqu，jiujianfangzheyiliangmache。
zheibaimabingfeiputongdema，waimaosuiranyumayiyang，danshitashenshangzhangzheyiduibaisedechibang，cinaizhengzongdetianma。
kandaozhei，tadazhimingbaileqizhongdeyisi。
chayidewendao：“yongzheimachela？”
zhubajierenzhendedianleyixiatou，paileyixiazijidedupi。
xiaoyaowendunshiwuyule，yongzheimachelazheiduijirushandelaji，zijijiusuanshileisileyelabuwana！
kandaotazheiwuyudebiaoqing，zhubajiedagaicaicechuleshenme，xiaozheshuodao：“xiaolaodi，nishibushijuede，zheimachelabuleduoshao？”
xiaoyaowentankaishuangshou，baimingledema。
zhubajiehahayixiao，meiyouduoshuo，shuangshouxunsudaleyigeshoushi，qingshenghudao：“qi！”
zhijianyipianpianlajifeixianglemachezhizhong。
xiaoyaowenturandengdaleyanjing，tabingbushiduizhubajiedefashuerjingya。
ershiduimache，tafaxianzheiyipianpianfeidaomachezhizhong，bingmeiyoukandaozheixielaji，gengshimeiyoumanshanglaidejixiang。
zhubajiezheishikaikoushuodao：“xiaolaodi，zheimachekebushinirouyankanzheneimedejiandan，tashangmianyouyidaokongjianzhenfa，zhenfazhizhongkeyirongnahenduolaji！”
“zixisuanxialaidehua，zheiyiduilaji，yezhigouzhuangsanci！”
xiaoyaowenchayideshuodao：“meixiangdaozheimacheshanghaiyouzheizhongqiankuna！”
zhubajiexiaozhejieshidao：“meicuo，zheitiantingshangdedongxi，kebunengyifanjiandeyanguanglaikan，jiubiruzheilaji，kenengnimenfanrenyiwei，zhiyaoshenxianyigefashu，jiukeyijiangzheixielajijichulidiao！”
xiaoyaowendianlediantou：“meicuo，taishanglaojunzhaowodeshihou，wojiuyouzheigeyihuo，yinimendebenshi，wanquankeyiyigefashuchulidiao，weishenmehaiyaogaodezheimemafan！”
“haha，xiaoxiongdi，nixiangdemeiyoucuo，womenqueshikeyiyigefashujiangzheixiedongxihuaweiwuyou，keshizheixiewuyouhuihuachengqitadedongxi，zheixiedongxiduole，shangmianhuibugaoxing！”
zaishuodaoshangmiandeshihou，zhubajiedeshengyinxiaolexuduo，xiaoyaowenyihuodefanwendao：“shangmian？neishangmian？”
zhubajiesihugujizheshenme，buganzaiduoyan，jimanggaikoushuodao：“xingle，xiaolaodi，nijiubieduowenle，zheiyifenchashiduiyunilaishuo，yeshiyigetiandadejiyu，haohaodebawo，meizhunyihouyenengchengxian！”
xiaoyaowenxinlisuiranyihuo，danyebushihenqiang，erqiezhubajieshuodemeicuo，zheijianshiqingduiyuzijilaishuo，jiushihaoshi，zijihebiwenleneimeduoni？
“zhuge，jintianyaokaishigongzuolema？”
zhubajieyaoleyaotou：“jintiananyoudianshiqing，niyigerenyewufabazheixielajishangdaomacheshang，mingtianba！”
“haode！”xiaoyaowenhaizhenxiangmingtiancaishangban，taxianghuifanjiankankanzijishibushizhendehaihuozhe。
“huiquhaohaodexiuxiyitian，mingtiansuibianneigeshijianlai，wodouzaizheilide！”zhubajiepaileyixiaxiaoyaowendejianbangshuodao。
“haode，zhuge，neimewoxianzoule！”
“去吧！”
xiaoyaowenshuozhe，gangzhunbeiyishiyidonghuifanjian，turanmiaodaolajiduizhongfangzheyibenshu，zheiyibenshudeshumingshunjianxiyinleta。
dunshitadaxiaolelikaideyishi。
走上去一看。
chayideshuodao：“haizhenshishennongbencaojing，zheizhongniudeshujuranluanreng，buhuishijiadeba！”
立刻伸手捡起来。
xianqiantajiuhuanghukandaozheiyibenshu，yiweishizijikancuole，kemeixiangdaoshizhende。
zhubajiezheishizouleshanglai，kanleyiyan，yanshenzhongluchuyidaobishi，wohaiyiweishishenmebaobeini？meixiangdaojiushiyibenlajishennongbencaojinga！
xiaoyaowenyechajuedaolezhubajieyanshenzhongdebishi，nanbuchengzheishushijiade？
“buduia，zheixieshenxiangenbenjiumeiyoubiyaozhizaoyanpina，nandaoshuo，shiyinweizheishuduishenxianzuoyongbuda？”
“guantade，xianshouqilai！”
suizhi，yilianxiaoyidekanzhezhubajie，wendao：“zhuge，zheigewokeyidaizou？”
zhubajiesuirankanqilaibijiaohan，danshixinlizeidehen，ziranmingbaixiaoyaowendeyisi，xiaodao：“laodia，zheixiedoushiyidalaji，nibieshuodaizheyiliangge，jiusuanshiyicixingdaizheshangbaijiandongxi，yemeiyourenhuishuoni！”
zaitashuozheiyifanhuadeshihou，xiaoyaowenyizhiningshizhetadeyanshen，faxiantabingmeiyourenheyiyang，yejiushishuo，meiyoushuohuang！
“那我就带走了！”
likejiangshennongbencaojingfangdaozijidekoudaizhong。
xinliananxiangzhe，maya，zheifengongzuobucuoa，yunsonglajidetongshiyoukeyitaojin，meizizi，haha！
“zhuge，neiwoxianlikaile！”
“去吧！”
huayingangluo，xiaoyaowenyishiyidong，shunjianxiaoshiyuandi。